Monthly Archives: April 2008

Lazy Sunday XXXVI

You can find last week’s answers and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it’s time for today’s Lazy Sunday contest! This week’s prize is The Hillary Nutcracker! Everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be shy! The … Continue reading

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No vlog for you!

I really had a vlog planned for today, but I had forgotten that I promised Tracy I’d do Grant’s meme by Saturday, which will net her five clams! So here goes . . . 1. Describe yourself without the use … Continue reading

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Here’s where I get creepy

How could I forget? Tuesday was a day of momentous occasion, and I let it slip by with nary a mention. I blame it on my crystal meth addiction. Since Tuesday, a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. I … Continue reading

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TWordless Thursday

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Comfort food is . . .

A Double Whopper with fries. A grocery store-style birthday cake, cold enough that the icing is hard. Hot apple pie with ice-cold vanilla ice cream. What’s your comfort food? For other types of comfort, go visit the gorgeous raven-haired avatar … Continue reading

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Please don’t read this.

I’m telling you now. You really don’t want to read this story. It’s a horrifying example of (a) how disgusting college boys are and (b) things you never wanted to think about. . . . . . . Still here? … Continue reading

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Fuck Monday already!

Okay, two things for today. 1. I’m guest posting over at Bluepaintred’s. Go check it out, although it won’t be active until midnight PST. 2. Many of you don’t read Karl, but you are totally missing out. Here’s why. Now … Continue reading

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Lazy Sunday XXXV

You can find last week’s answers and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it’s time for today’s Lazy Sunday contest! This week’s prize is a Motor-Powered Self-Twirling Spaghetti Fork! Everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be … Continue reading

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For laffs

No video post today, but here are a few funny videos for you to check out: Adam Sandler Music Video: Secret on FunnyOrDie.com

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The high of chewing

I have a confession to make. I am an addict. No, I’m not addicted to Diet Coke. I can kick that habit at any time. And no, not to masturbation or porn. My penis can’t handle the chafing. I’m addicted … Continue reading

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