The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: April 2008
Lazy Sunday XXXVI
You can find last week’s answers and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it’s time for today’s Lazy Sunday contest! This week’s prize is The Hillary Nutcracker! Everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be shy! The … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, contest, fun, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
35 Comments
No vlog for you!
I really had a vlog planned for today, but I had forgotten that I promised Tracy I’d do Grant’s meme by Saturday, which will net her five clams! So here goes . . . 1. Describe yourself without the use … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, grant, kaply-inc, meme, quiz, survey, tag, tracy-kaply
26 Comments
Here’s where I get creepy
How could I forget? Tuesday was a day of momentous occasion, and I let it slip by with nary a mention. I blame it on my crystal meth addiction. Since Tuesday, a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. I … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged avitable, creepy-old-man, emma-watson, harry-potter, hermione-granger, legal, naked
71 Comments
TWordless Thursday
Posted in Photos
Tagged avitable, malt, Photos, strawberry-milkshake-whoppers, whoppers, wii
91 Comments
Comfort food is . . .
A Double Whopper with fries. A grocery store-style birthday cake, cold enough that the icing is hard. Hot apple pie with ice-cold vanilla ice cream. What’s your comfort food? For other types of comfort, go visit the gorgeous raven-haired avatar … Continue reading
Please don’t read this.
I’m telling you now. You really don’t want to read this story. It’s a horrifying example of (a) how disgusting college boys are and (b) things you never wanted to think about. . . . . . . Still here? … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged avitable, comedy, ejaculation, horror, humor, jizz, masturbation, semen
90 Comments
Fuck Monday already!
Okay, two things for today. 1. I’m guest posting over at Bluepaintred’s. Go check it out, although it won’t be active until midnight PST. 2. Many of you don’t read Karl, but you are totally missing out. Here’s why. Now … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, Bloggers, bluepaintred, guest posting, karl, secondhand-tryptophan
21 Comments
Lazy Sunday XXXV
You can find last week’s answers and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it’s time for today’s Lazy Sunday contest! This week’s prize is a Motor-Powered Self-Twirling Spaghetti Fork! Everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, contest, fun, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
36 Comments
For laffs
No video post today, but here are a few funny videos for you to check out: Adam Sandler Music Video: Secret on FunnyOrDie.com
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, christopher-walken, comedy, funny, sandler, saturday night live, snl, ultimate-destiny, ultimate-showdown, Vlog, what-what-in-the-butt, youtube
17 Comments
The high of chewing
I have a confession to make. I am an addict. No, I’m not addicted to Diet Coke. I can kick that habit at any time. And no, not to masturbation or porn. My penis can’t handle the chafing. I’m addicted … Continue reading








