Monthly Archives: April 2008

The Sound of One Hand Fapping

Posted on Thursday, April 10, 2008 by Avitable

As many of you already know from my treatise on dog fucking, at my heart, I am an educator. So when my stats showed that someone found my blog by searching Google for “What do I do with my jizz … Continue reading →

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Fucking Brighthouse

Posted on Wednesday, April 9, 2008 by Avitable

If you’re seeing this, then this means that my fucking Internet is still down and I wasn’t able to write my post before midnight. If it wasn’t for my iPhone, I’d have no post at all! So just pretend that … Continue reading →

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English MacGuffin

Posted on Tuesday, April 8, 2008 by Avitable

Since Saturday, I’ve been hearing from some of my favorite bloggers about this movement that started over with Hilly at Snackie’s World. I resisted at first, but then finally decided to join in. I might have misunderstood, though: Speaking of … Continue reading →

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Vaginas abound

Posted on Monday, April 7, 2008 by Avitable

This post will be low on talky talky and high on showy showy because I’m still recovering from Saturday night. At 4:00 Saturday afternoon, accompanied by a crack of lightning and a rumble of thunder, the gorgeous and crude ADW … Continue reading →

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Lazy Sunday XXXIV

Posted on Sunday, April 6, 2008 by Avitable

You can find last week’s answers and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it’s time for today’s Lazy Sunday contest! This week’s prize is a Palm-size RC Helicopter that actually flies! Everyone has a chance at winning, so … Continue reading →

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Everything comes down to poo

Posted on Saturday, April 5, 2008 by Avitable

Here is the direct link. You can also find this on Humor Blogs.

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Merciful Minerva

Posted on Friday, April 4, 2008 by Avitable

Thinking about yesterday’s post, I realized that I need to be a superhero. First of all, I’ve already got the alliterative name. In the tradition of Peter Parker, Clark Kent, Wally West, John Jones, Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris, … Continue reading →

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Geek coming through.

Posted on Thursday, April 3, 2008 by Avitable

I’m so massively erect right now. “Why’s that, Adam?” you ask. (Or maybe “What is it this time, PervBoy?”) It’s not because I finally got my Avril Lavigne manties to wear around the house. It’s not because I downloaded a … Continue reading →

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Let’s get frivolous

Posted on Wednesday, April 2, 2008 by Avitable

I hope everyone enjoyed yesterday’s April Fool’s design and post. The book review was actually something that I was asked to do, so I hope everyone runs out and buys their copy immediately. Not that I get any proceeds, but … Continue reading →

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A Unicorn is Born

Posted on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 by Avitable

A few months ago, I was asked to review a book called “A Unicorn is Born”, by Trinie Dalton. I was so totally excited about this, because, as you all know, I really love unicorns! They’re, like, the best creature … Continue reading →

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