Monthly Archives: May 2008

Weekend plans

Posted on Saturday, May 31, 2008 by Avitable
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Internet Assvice

Posted on Friday, May 30, 2008 by Avitable

Internet Assvice is the advice you get from people on the internet. And I need a taste. As I’ve mentioned time and time again, I’m already planning our huge Halloween bash. Last year, almost 65 people came and it was … Continue reading →

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Cliche

Posted on Thursday, May 29, 2008 by Avitable

So, in the movies and television, what’s the deal with evil CEOs who spend all of their time in the top floor of the office building that they ostensibly own, staring out the window at the city below? You know … Continue reading →

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Accidental Porn

Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 by Avitable

Amy returns home after two weeks on the road on business. Amy: Hey, babe? Me: Yeah? Amy: Ummm, can I ask you something? Me: Sure. What’s up? Amy: When I was gone . . . Me: Yeah….. Amy: Did you … Continue reading →

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Funny, funny, funny . . .

Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2008 by Avitable

It’s hard to come up with the funny today. I’ve been selfishly absorbed with worrying about Britt as she travels up to Parkersburg, Iowa, to be with her in-laws, all of whom completely lost their houses in Sunday’s super-cell storm … Continue reading →

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My Dad

Posted on Monday, May 26, 2008 by Avitable

I think I’m very lucky to be an adult male who does not have an adversarial relationship with my father. It seems like there are many men in their 20s and 30s who feel at odds with their fathers for … Continue reading →

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Lazy Sunday XLI

Posted on Sunday, May 25, 2008 by Avitable

And here we are, with the 41st Edition of Lazy Sunday! Last week was a tough one. There were actually three references that nobody got correct. The first person to email me at my first name at my last name … Continue reading →

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My review of Indiana Jones

Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2008 by Avitable

Britt and I review the new Indiana Jones movie. No spoilers in the review, I promise. Here is the direct link.

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Porn porn pornitty porn

Posted on Friday, May 23, 2008 by Avitable

There’s this internet phenom called sfwporn. Basically, it’s hardcore porn that is horribly and amateurishly drawn over in MS Paint to make it more innocuous, or Safe For Work. After seeing this for the first time yesterday, I was inspired … Continue reading →

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Brrrrinnnnggg

Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2008 by Avitable

“Thank you for calling Aetna. Our automated system will help direct you to the right person. First, are you a patient or a doctor?” “Patient.” “Thank you. How can I help you?” “I need to change my primary care physician.” … Continue reading →

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