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- Review sex toys
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- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
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- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
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- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Twitter: Blogography
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Woo hoo! Fuck yeah!
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Dave, if only you were here with us . . .
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I’m imagining the scene at TC:
Avitable: :jerkoff2:
Britt: :woohoo:
And a whole lot of this :martini: and this :lmao: and this :finger: plus of course a WHOLE lot of this :boobs4: :boobs2: :boobs3: :sexytime: .
Hopefully, none of this: :2girls:
Rock on kids! :heartbeat:
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*sigh* *cough* *sigh*
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Avit,
You have a tail?
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A picture truly IS worth a thousand words. :lmao:
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FUCK! Now I want a martini and a cheesesteak.
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You’re drinking?!
I highly doubt it, you fraud.
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You with :martini: ???
Did Britt do :boobs2:
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Pat’s or Geno’s? (I like Tonyluke’s.)
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Yep. That’s what I saw on CNN.
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Twitter: Readerwrites
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So sad. I have to grade papers all weekend. WAAA. Have a martini for me. (Or ask Britt to do it… either way).
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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love this drawing. stephanie pretty much nailed it. although you forgot to draw all the naked women in your bed.
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Twitter: bubblewench
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That’s EXACTLY what I saw on the local news last night too…
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Your penis is back!
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Looks EXACTLY like my pictures of Philly. Except for the boobs and the penis and the alcohol. Delete drunken bloggers, Add bored teenagers.
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Whohoooooooooo Fuck Yeah!!!!!
Haha
I am so glad you guys are having fun!
Enjoying the Twitter updates, too.
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OK While I was not all that surprised to see the picture of Britt naked by the pier as the ships roll in… I was shocked to see you with a drink in one hand and a bowl of what appears to be more of your body hair. What the fuck dude?
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I heard it was Hilly doing this :boobs2: not Britt. I’ve been Twitter addicted since this whole TC mecca began. The cartoon only confirms what the blurry photos have hinted at… mass drunkenness and fun!
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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Why you look non-happy?
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Stephanie, that seems about right.
BB, oh you’re just faking it because you were too afraid to meet your idol (me).
jake, I’d think you would recognize a penis!
Creed, yup!
Zom, what’s stopping ya?
Robin, well, you might be right about that.
Turnbaby, maybe I was just holding it for her.
Golfwidow, I haven’t gotten an authentic one yet.
Fab, by CNN, you mean the secret camera in Britt’s room, right?
Nina, you couldn’t even make it for a few hours? I’d totally help grade papers and I speak English good.
Hello, I was sworn to art secrecy!
Bubblewench, it’s national, too.
Amanda, there’s no danger, so it’s fully extended.
Sunshine, I’d add hot teenagers, if I could.
Sybil, it’s been a blast so far.
Y2K, body hair has protein and fiber.
Winter, Hilly was doing it, you are correct.
Whall, it was supposed to indicate tipsiness.
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Jealous? Me? Fuck yeah!
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I’m not reading all the comments, so if this is a dupe, oh well, life goes on.
I didn’t realize Rocky was going to be at TQ – awesome! :lmao:
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LOL! I was seriously trying to get a picture of my throat as proof but it’s so dark in there, lol (and it would scare YOU, I promise!)
No I would’ve given you a HUGE hug and made you dance with me to a song on the Ipod you gave me. :hug:
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Now I don’t have to wonder whether or not you shave your nether-region.
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Karl is dirty.
That is all I have to say.
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@golfwidow: Geno’s, please.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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speaking of secrecy, jester tried to get stories outta me while i was driving home. i refused to squeal. i did tell him that karl’s tweet was not a joke, but other than that i played stoopid. pretty easy…
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Genos? Did you all go to Genos? I LOVE Genos!! Okay, now I’m really, really sad and jealous!
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BB, just Dawg and I did. See?
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Geno’s is the best place EVAH! You two are hot AND have good taste!
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BB, you are silly. :heartbeat:
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