A man and his penis
Everybody else seems to be recapping TequilaCon very well, so instead, I just put this video together to show some of the swag that we got in Philadelphia. I also included a very extra-special video clip from the night of TequilaCon where we all got to see a special part of our friend Karl.
Here's the direct link if you can't see it here. And here is the link if you want to buy a "Viva El Avitable" t-shirt:
Get this custom shirt at Zazzle
And as far as any additional recap goes, I met bloggers I've wanted to meet for a long time, spent time with others that I'd met previously, got elbowed in the balls, watched Iron Man, saw the Rocky statue, ate some delicious tater tots, gave lots of one-armed hugs, spent about $2,000, and had an amazing time. I'll be there next year without a doubt!
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Posted in Vlog | Tags: avitable, karl, penis, philadelphia, tequilacon, Vlog, Whoring, youtube, zazzle
what does a girl gotta do to get a two armed hug? :sexytime:
ok, off to watch the video and try not to pee myself.
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Holy shit, dude. I'm crying here. Thank you for getting that on video.
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How many times is Karl going to do this? He pulled the same gag last year!
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zazzle.com rocks… and has super speedy shipping!!! I love the schwag!
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hope you are happy. i totally peed.
congrats on getting little karl to show up in exactly the right spot. this video was fucking awesome. (i love that at one point i hold the phone out to karl's cock, like somehow jester could see it or something? am i sure i should have been driving us all around?)
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Oh this rocks, even days later. By the way for anyone who cares, Becky was at one side of crotch level and Shiny and I were at the other.
Good times,
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That was an awesome video!
:thumbsup: :clap: :clap:
You never gave me one of your buttons even though I asked.
Fucker.
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:jerkoff2: looks like Karl has a "king" cobra in his pants.
Nice video post.
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ok, i watched it again, coz i am a perv that way, and you TOTALLY sped it up! it took karl like 5 minutes to fish that fucker out before he giggled it at us…
dammit, i can't quit laughing.
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The head was bigger than I would have guessed.
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:clap: Well done! I was getting a little scared there.
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The twirling Karl did it for me. Best special effects in a motion picture!
It's true what they say — the camera does add ten inches…
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I'm *STILL* waiting for those ass pics I was promised.
Damn it all. I want some schwag.
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That's cool.
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Dear Adam,
I am not watching that video. EVER. I prefer to preserve my less pervy memory of Karl.
Kisses,
Poppy
PS – Hello, you have to tell him to give you a two-
handedARMED hug. I got two after crotch punching him with my words.Reply
I swear I heard that 80's song by that Boy George look alike when Karl's head began to spin… you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round… I am laughing way too hard now. I don't know how Karl could ever top that.
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Between this post and Karl's post I am sobbing laughing this morning!
Thanks for that :clap:
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OMG! I soooo hope I can make next years!!! I am going to have to have a "Send DaDuck to_________" charity drive!!! Maybe it should be a combo…"Send DaDuck and DutchBitch to ________" since we don't live that far from each other!!!!!
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Finally a video post! Your voice soothes me…
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What are your condoms lubricated with? Mayonnaise?
Your hair is getting REALLY thin.
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Had I known that this was not an "invitation only" event, I so would have been there. After all, it's only a 2-hour drive from my house!
And to think I missed Karl and his penis.
Oh well, there's going to be a Tequilacon next year, right?
And you, sir, look a wee bit well, hungover to be precise.
Thanks for sharing. Karl's penis. He's totally adorable as a perv.
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:lmao:
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Dude. Totally Cool.
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You guys sure set the schwag bar awfully high!!! What the hell are we going to give/get next year that can top it?
Yes, I am DEFINITELY going next year. I already started a TC09 savings account.
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That is the largest head on a penis I have ever seen!!!
Now, I am eagerly awaiting the Avitable Artwork of this event, that I am sure is in the making!! I can just see all the naked bloggers sitting around the dinner table.
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dude! that's hilarious!
also…you sound EXACTLY like Kevin Smith!
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Wow. I'm so sad I missed out on the fun and shenanigans, but I'm very glad I missed Karl's penis. Yeah.
Glad you had a wonderful time, hon!
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I'm going to have to wait till I get home to watch the video, but I wanna know how I missed the actual event.
Bless you for getting it on video.
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How can I get a Karl head on my crotch?
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A Whole Lot of Nothing – You might want to be careful asking questions like that.
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Oh my god, it's the same movement he was doing later on that night!
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I am dying laughing here after reading Karl's recap!
Becky looks like she's trying to let it talk to Jester on the phone!
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Had to watch it again for the umpteenth time. Hadn't noticed the phone before. Ha!
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I'm glad somebody whipped out his penis while there. No party is complete without somebody whipping out the penis.
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Love this video! I want an Avitable condom, man! Oh and what a tease! I thought I would really get to see penis. Pfft. :sex023:
I hope I can afford to go to Tequilacon next year and hang out with you guys. Sounds like a blast! (Do people who come by themselves end up having fun too? Because I'd be coming alone).
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Oh and if I come next year I will happily flash my boobs for you.
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Gina – TONS of people come by themselves. Not an issue whatsoever. You won't be alone for long, trust me.
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Good to know.
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no fair, man. i was waitin' to see the goods
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also…is there NO other national drunken innernets get together until NEXT YEAR'S tequilacon?
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So TequilaCon is open to everyone?
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COOL!
TOTALLY COOL!
Haha
Seriously – I am so sad. Wistful, even. Me, the jizz queen, and I didn't get a condom OR get to see Karl's penis!
I must go cry now.
Where's mah condom? And pin?
:crying:
Oh and personally I think you look good.
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@Trishk, etc. : You don't need to be invited to TequilaCon, you just have to know it exists. Visit Jenny's blog in (approximately?) March 2009 to find out next year's details.
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CRYS! AVI'S HALLOWEEN PARTY! silly.
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Hello, my instinct is to smooch when I give two-armed hugs, so I stick with the one-armed ones.
Karl, that crown pic was priceless, too.
Neil, it's his "thing".
Tori, it is a great site.
Hello, you were letting Jester talk to his penis. Jester's good at that.
Hilly, you loved seeing scrotum.
NYCWD, you asked? I don't remember that. Was I drunk?
Marty, more like a garden snake.
Hello, I did not speed it up – the anticipation just made it seem like it took forever.
Othurme, I know!
Black Belt, oh, you know you were totally playing with yourself during the video.
Shiny, yeah, that was the best part.
Jester, I don't think there were any ass pictures, actually.
Amanda, you're cool!
Poppy, you will watch it and laugh!
Winter, I almost played Benny Hill music.
Penelope, but did you masturbate?
DaDuck, will you put out like Hilly did?
Fab, oh yeah? Well, you're old!
Mattie, there will be a TC next year, and I also have a big Halloween party, too. I wasn't hungover, since I don't drink, but I was about to drop dead from exhaustion, I think.
Sandi,
Britt, tubular!
SJ, next year I want iPods.
TrishK, I don't know if I'm going to have artwork of this or not.
Ali, if only I had some of his talent.
Heather, you're not glad, you're sad. Be honest.
Finn, this was after TC – you guys went back to your own hotel. Should have come with us!
Whole Lot of Nothing, well, just give him a call and I'm sure he'd be happy to oblige.
Jan, that doesn't surprise me in the slightest.
Turnbaby, she was trying to show Jester the penis even though her phone doesn't have any video capabilities.
Jay, that's how I feel. I was poised and ready if Karl hadn't done it.
Gina, you could totally come alone and still have fun.
Crystal, we'll have a private showing later. And how could you forget my Halloween party?
TrishK, yup. It's open to anyone who wants to go.
Sybil, you should have come!
Poppy, thank you for helping.
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It suddenly dawns on me why you don't give me two-armed hugs unless I "yell" at you. You don't want Dawg to break your knees. I hear that hurts.
NO SMOOCHING THE POPPY.
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I am SO glad you got that on video! We left way too early.. missed all the fun! Next year… I have to go read Karl's post again, my sides don't hurt enough from laughing between the two of you yet!
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Oddly enough, no, not this time. I was on a schedule – had to get to work!! :angel:
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Oh and I would totally get a shirt if you had tank tops. It's too hot in Florida for t-shirts.
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Poppy, oh, now that you said it, it's going to happen!
Bubblewench, he wrote a hilarious recap, didn't he?
Penelope, work, shmwork.
TrishK, here you go: http://www.zazzle.com/viva_el_avitable_customized_shirt-235659839778496984
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LOL ok, that was pretty damn funny. Love love loved it.
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Awww….too bad I don't use condoms anymore.
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I'm still kicking myself for not licking your palm. You looked HORRIFIED that I even thought of it!
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ok, so on the second plane to get here to texas for the trade show, i pull out an avitable condom and give it to my coworker to show him part of what my weekend entailed. (this is of course after i showed the hot tattooed guy your condom and suggest that he help me join the mile high club). for some reason i let coworker keep the avitaocondom. flash forward to this evening on the trade show floor…coworker is trying to pull business cards from him posket and he keeps pulling out the condom. dude wants to KILL me. and i keep laughing at him.
life is good.
even if i do desperately miss the sweet, sweet sheraton posse…
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I just peed a little….when the head started spinning, I lost it.
Cheers.
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OMG! Hilarious. I know I am late to the party, but I can't watch video at work. Stupid work. It wasn't really work appropriate, either, I guess. Still. Loved it!
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Great video!!
Adam – It was great to meet you, I wish I could have spent a bit more time talking with you…there were so many I still hadn't met yet! Maybe next year!
Great Condom btw!
~ZZ
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Yoshi, loved Karl's penis? We all do.
Robin, you can use them for balloons.
Metalmom, it would totally have horrified me.
Hello, that is so awesome!
Stephanie, my friend James did the video magic – the spinning was genius!
Shelli, well, there wasn't any real nudity, so it was probably still appropriate for work.
ZZ, it was nice meeting you, too, both times that you introduced yourself to me.
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"…both times that you introduced yourself to me.
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Oooooooohh….Avitable has a good memory!
In my defense, I attribute that 'replay'
to alot of Crushed Grapes. :angel:
~ZZ
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ZZ, it's only because I was sober that I remember.
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Dude, there so needs to be a vodka-con. Tequila is evil to me and had I been there, a lot more than Karl's penis would have been on videotape. :boobs3:
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Somehow I ended up with three Avitable condoms. I feel loved.
I had to wait to watch the video recap since I was afraid to do so at work. It was worth the wait. Now I can merge your view of Karl with my silhouetted view of Karl from later and come up with a crowned scene. cool.
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