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- I have posted: This is one Mr. for whom I'd drop my panties. http://bit.ly/aZgqWM
- When figuring out a course of action, I ask "WWIDIIWFTFAKWWH?" or "What would I do if I was from the future and knew what would happen?"
- Ever see someone out in public and just think, "Somebody should tell her she has a moustache"?
- At the dentist for the first time in two years. I love the dentist! #notsarcasm
- I have posted: I need your votes! http://bit.ly/9nbPTK
The eyelid does look swollen…poor baby.
peee essss: you could buy that spray-on brown hair paint they have…that may help.
You are sooo a liar…I know you got arrested when you shot the video…. :2girls:
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Yeah, your eyelid does look swollen. You should sue.
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Arrgh, matey. Yes, it looks a bit weird, but it could be the lighting. Hard to tell on the vlog. Maybe you're just warped. Who the fuck knows.
For that thinning hair, use Mane and Tail shampoo. It'll thicken that shit right up. Trust me. I had a friend who used it just for that reason and it worked for him.
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Yep, it's definitely swollen. Sue! Sue her ass!
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ps – are the condoms size xxxxl? you might of already mentioned that, but I missed it.
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Ah hell. You told me it didn't bother you when I made fun of your thinning hair. Now I feel bad. Fucker.
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Your eye does look a bit swollen. It's okay though, people love pirates. Look at Johnny Depp.
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Your eye is swollen. Barely, but it is!
And, I'd like to add that I only got 3 answers wrong!
I want a condom. Or two. Pleeease! It would go good with the nutcracker, wouldn't it?!
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They eye is looking pretty bad. I wouldn't put up with that if I were you.
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I got #3 and #10 wrong. I still find it hard to believe that the answer to #10 is false, though.
And yes, your eyelid does look slightly swollen.
Also, how/why did Amy's engagement ring make you cry?
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Both your eyes have always looked cold and dead to me. Hope that helps.
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I did so badly in that contest, can I get a prize for getting the most wrong answers?
I really really want those condoms, on the offchance that I ever get laid again this century, the thought of handing one to my date and seeing the look on his face would be priceless! :lmao:
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That felt like being in high school and having the teacher go over the pop quiz
At least you know why your poor eye is swollen! When you first brought it up all I could think of was when David Letterman brought up his swollen, painful eye one night on his show and it turned out he had SHINGLES. So unless Britt threw something at you that was actually infected with shingles, you should be OK
And, you don't even want to know what I *thought* hit your eye and irritated it. Unless that's what you're saying Britt did to you…
P.S. You just had to go and inform us of the new Strawberry Whoppers. My daughter is now totally addicted. Thanks a pantsload
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Because a video entry deserves a video comment…
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Your eyelid looks puffy.Shame on your co-worker.
I'm sure in time it will return to a normal size at least it didn't scratch your cornea or something.
I would love some of those highly lubricated condoms.
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Don't worry about cutting cute, petite waitresses the slack you do. The only reason I recognized you at TC was due to your cuteness.
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Yes, the eyelid looks slightly swollen. I would recommend wearing a helmet with a face guard at all times.
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WAIT a minute.
I did NOT jump in the room and throw something heavy at you because I thought it was funny.
I threw a pen at your head because you were being a cry baby pouty dick.
Hitting you in the eye, which was subsequently hiLARious, was a complete accident.
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LOL @ crybabypoutydick
Yes it's a little swollen–I bet you could get one of those cute petite young waitresses you patronize to giggle at it. :poke:
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See my comment on Twitter and YouTube that I submitted last night before midnight because I was too tired to wait until the stroke-of-clock to read this post.
I funny.
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PS – I hate Viddler, or whatever crack smoker making the webcam comment plugin, for not letting me see Dawg's response.
:crying:
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Yes, could be scratched. Get some of that supasoft visine stuff.
The only thing that skeeves me out is your Smilies. I've learned how to click to turn them off, but they stay in my brain for a few minutes bouncing and wanking and ejecting and pooping. Lawdy!
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fuck yeah your eye is swollen. hope you don't lose it coz i like you with two.
if sometimes i forget to tell you, i really love your video post. not sure why, but i really do. i almost put another really in there, but i don't want to freak you out. even though you already like puppies better than me. fucker.
speaking of dogs, dammit, i wanna see dawg's comment. what did you do?
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Crybabypoutydick!!???!!! It must have been bad for Britt to use language like that!!
Ummm….member those condoms you gave me to pass on to my boys?…Yeah, well….I kinda used them for my own selfish pursuits. Now they're annoyed at me because they read over my shoulder and asked for them and I had to admit my misdeed.
Could you send two more? Or two dozen. Yeah, two dozen sounds right. I'm a bad mommy.
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Yes to the swollen, but it just makes you look kind of high, and I guess that's pirate-y, especially if we are going on the Johnny Depp model. I really don't know, Avi, I haven't had breakfast yet. :dunce:
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Yes it looks a bit swollen. I did terrible on the quiz. Damn.
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I thought it looked swollen at first, but then when you went in for the close up, I didn't think so. You should tell her to quit throwing things at you. Of course, maybe if you stopped calling her a whore, she wouldn't throw things at you.
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Yeah it is swollen and a pen no less, did you throw it back? :poke:
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Hey, sounds like you could probably be a politician with that clean past of yours.
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