After a hiatus last week, we’re back, and the questions are as tough as ever!
You can find last week’s answers, scores and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it’s time for today’s Lazy Sunday contest! This week’s prize is a six-pack of Avitable condoms and a “Viva El Avitable” T-shirt in whatever style, color, and size you want!
Everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be shy! The questions may be hard, but everyone who’s between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct – I promise.
The rules:
It’s very simple. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can – some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket – you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera. You’re on the honor system – try not to Google or look at other people’s answers!
The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I’ll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.
Ready? Here we go!
1. Do you know anyone in prison at the present moment?
Yeah, an accountant. Don’t reckon he’ll be in for long, though.
2. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
I don’t remember, but last night I had a chef salad with the oil and the vinegar on the side and apple pie heated with ice cream on the side but only if it’s strawberry and if not then whipped cream but only if it’s not out of a can.
3. Do you have a desk in your room?
No, there’s no room, what with the fireman’s pole to get from my bedroom to the kitchen.
4. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
I don’t think so. I did have to sing “These Eyes” to a bunch of cokeheads once, though.
5. What are you listening to right at this second?
“Johnny B. Goode”. It’s an oldie where I come from.
6. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
No, we’re both named Johnson. No relation.
7. Do you throw up gang signs?
Only ones that fuck up the scenery.
8. Who slept with you last night?
I slept with my friend’s mom to get back at him for sleeping with mine.
9. Have you ever been to a farm?
Only the one where that pig was walking around and talking like a person. Pretty ominous.
10. Who is the most spoiled person you know?
My friend has people who wash his penis for him.
11. Would you ever work for the border patrol?
Only if I could keep pesky Americans like Rudy out.
12. Was one of your family members ever abusive?
My dad was, until my meat delivery boyfriend and I killed the bastard.
13. Have you ever had a eating disorder?
Is swelling up and turning blue a disorder?
14. Do you have a bicycle?
I did, but I got knocked the fuck out and someone stole it.
15. Do you think your childhood dreams came true?
Well, there was that one childhood dream of writing and directing a summer camp musical about Thanksgiving.
And here are the answers and winners from last week’s contest :
First, see how you did by viewing this Google spreadsheet:
Next, here are the questions and answers:
1. What’s the full name on your birth certificate?
Well, my middle name is Danger.
Austin Powers
2. When was the last time you were told you were beautiful?
1912, when I was young, by Jack. He’s dead now.
Titanic
3. Suppose you see your boy/girlfriend kissing another person; what would you do?
Scratch up his/her car, deflate the tires, break the headlights, and cut up the seats.
Before He Cheats, by Carrie Underwood (or Avitable)
4. What is bothering you right now?
Well, this electronic traffic sign on the side of the interstate keeps talking to me.
LA Story
5. Who was the last person to play with your hair?
Nobody. I’ve been bald since that stupid meteor shower.
Smallville
6. I’ll bet you miss someone right now?
Not really. My mom dropped me on my head when I was a kid, and my brothers were assholes.
Goonies
7. What is your favorite color?
Puce. I love it in lollipop form.
Santa Claus the Movie
8. When was the last time you got a back massage?
I got one from this beautiful Asian girl. She was good – I fell right asleep. Of course, I also think she might have messed with stuff from my locker when I was sleeping.
Charlie’s Angels
9. If you were given $100, would you spend it or save it?
I’d go down to a pawnshop and have a rat gnaw a mole off of my face.
Uncle Buck
10. What are you doing this weekend?
I have to work at my job as a concierge, at least until my plans for my own hotel are complete.
For Love or Money
11. Last place you went out to eat?
Monk’s.
Seinfeld
12. Where are you right now?
At my new house in Cypress Creek. My boss just threw his shoes out the door and said goodbye to them.
The Simpsons
13. Do you have any enemies?
Just another me from another dimension who keeps killing all of his doppelgangers.
The One
14. What are you doing?
My dog and I are moving in with my son. He’s a shrink, but I don’t think he’s wound too tight. Tighter than my other son, though.
Frasier
15. How’s the weather today?
IT’S GONNA RAIN!
Family Guy
Here’s how I chose the winner:
First, I entered everyone’s answers into a spreadsheet, giving 1 point for each correct answer and 0 points for each wrong answer. The total number of points equaled the person’s “raffle tickets” for the drawing.
Then I created a randomized list using Random.org of every “raffle ticket” – basically each person’s name was repeated as many times as they had right answers. This gave me a random list of 190 entries.
Finally, using Random.org again, I asked it to generate a random integer between 1 and 190. It chose #55.
#55 is my winner.
(drumroll please)
Congratulations to Kylah!
You win a $25 Amazon.com Gift Certificate! Email me to confirm your win and give me your name and address. The rest of you, thank you for playing, and try your luck with today’s contest!
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Sunday Becky Sunday
Twitter: missbritt
says:
1. Shawshank Redemption
2. When Harry Met Sally
3. Crap, I should know this. Shouldn’t I?
4. SUPERBAD!!!!!!! hahahahhahha
5. Back to the Future
6. no clue
7. no clue
8. American Pie?
9. Charlotte’s Web? Babe? Can I have two guesses?
10. Coming to America
11. don’t know
12. ummmm… don’t know, but I think I’d like to see this.
13. Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
14. Friday hahahahaha
15. don’t know
If I don’t win, you should just buy me the shirt. Because I am awesome.
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#14 is FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuckin’ hilarious movie! WOOHOO FUCK YEAH!!!
<~~~~I may or may not have had quite a little drinkey tonight…may just go drunk-blog.
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Twitter: missbritt
says:
Oh, and now I am going to be walking around looking for reasons to say “You got knocked the fuckout!”
It should make for an interesting Mother’s Day.
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Twitter: Amanda234
says:
1.Shawshank Redemption
2. When Harry Met Sally
4. Heh. Superbad
5. Back to the Future
6. Die Hard
9. Babe
13. Willy Wonka
14. Friday
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Twitter: mr_shiny
says:
1. The Shawshank Redepmtion
2. When Harry Met Sally
3. I’d love to say Ghostbusters, but I’m sure I’m wrong.
4. Superbad
5. Back to the Future
6. Die Hard
7. “Signs” by Tesla (originally done by Five Man Electrical Band)
8. American Pie II
9. Babe
10. Coming to America
11. Born in East L.A. *shudder*
12. Natural Born Killers
13. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?)
14. Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
15. Addams Family Values?
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
1. shawshank redemption
2. when harry met sally
3. pee wee herman’s first movie…was that his big adventure?
5. back to the future
6.cocksucker, i should know this one.
9. babe
10. coming to america – fucking funny movie
13. willy wonka and the chocolate factory
14. is this also pee wee herman’s first movie?
15. adams family
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
dammit, just read shiny’s answer and it seems that i forgot “values” after “adam’s family” for the last answer
damn beer
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1. Shawshank Redemption
2. When Harry Met Sally
5. Back To the Future
8. American Pie 2?
9. Babe
11. Rudy?
12. Natural Born Killeras
13. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory
15. Adams Family Values
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Twitter: poppycede
says:
1. Shawshank Redemption
2. When Harry Met Sally.
3. Roxanne?
4. Voltron
5. Back to the Future
6. Die Hard
7. Oh, right, some of these are songs too.
8. American Pie
9. Charlotte’s Web
10. TIME BANDITS! Right? hehehe
11.
12. Sopranos
13. Hardbodies
14.
15. I’m sorry, I started talking-with-my-mouth about flavored condoms and now I totally can’t get inside your head about these. BYE!
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6. is fucking Animaniacs!@ do i get extra points for being wasted?
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Twitter: poppycede
says:
Congrats, Kylah!!
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5: Back to the Future
14: Napoleon Dynamite
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9. Animal Farm
12. Natural Born Killers
13. Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
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#1 – Shawshank Redemption
#3 – The Princess Diaries
#5 – Back to the Future
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
ok, # 6 drove me crazy enough that it showed up in my dream. at first it was men in black, but then it turned to die hard (the original). can’t believe you have me dreaming of your fucking quizzes. well, at least i ain’t dreaming of your dolphin porn or girls with cups. regardless, i should have known it was die hard. dammit!
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Twitter: VerdantDude
says:
1. Out of Sight??
2. When Harry Met Sally
3.
4. Superbad – nice!
5. Back to the Future
6. Die Hard
7. “Signs” by Tesla???
8. Could this be “Class” with Rob Lowe?
9. Babe
10. Arthur?
11.
12.
13. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
14. Pee Wee’s Big Adventure?
15. Addams’s Family Values
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1. Shawshank Redemption.
2. When Harry Met Sally
5. Back to the Future
9. Animal Farm
15. Addam Family Values.
I’m always amazed when I know any of these.
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Twitter: coalminersgd
says:
1. Don’t know
2. When Harry Met Sally
3. Ghostbusters
4. Don’t know
5. Back to the Future
6. Got no clue
7. Iron Man (2008)
8. American Pie (??)
9. Babe
10. Oh, dang. Don’t know
11. Have no idea
12. Nope
13. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
14. Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
15. Addams Family Values (the second one)
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Twitter: Jayman3768
says:
1. Shawshank Redemption
2. When Harry Met Sally
3. I was thinking Ghostbusters at first, but that’s probably wrong.
4. Superbad
6. Blazing Saddles?
9. Animal Farm
12. Natural Born Killers
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Seeing that I have Tequila hangover for the second week in a row, my answers should be very “speshul” today
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1. The Shawshank Redemption
2. When Harry Met Sally
3. Ghostbusters
4. Superbad
5. Back to the Future
6. Die Hard
7. Signs signs, everywhere signs..fucking up th e scenery….uh sorry “Signs”: Tesla.
8. Class
9. Babe
10.
11.
12.
13. Willy Wonka
14. Friday
15.
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1. Shawshank redemption
2. When Harry Met Sally
3. Bridge Jones Diary – total guess
4. Superbad
5. Back to the Future
6. Die Hard
7. Signs – Signs, signs everywhere a sign
8. American Pie 2
9. Charlotte’s Web
10. Borat
11. Born in East LA
12. natural Born Killers
13. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
14. Friday
15. totally wrong, but makes me think of Alice’s Restaurant
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Twitter: Kapgar
says:
1. The Shawshank Redemption
2. When Harry Met Sally
3. The Princess Diaries or maybe Ghostbusters
4. ???
5. Back to the Future
6. Die Hard
7. “Signs” either by Five Man Electrical Band or Tesla
8. ???
9. Babe or Charlotte’s Web
10. Coming to America
11. ???
12. ???
13. Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
14. Pee Wee’s Big Adventure?
15. ???
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1. Shawshank Redemption
2.When Harry Met Sally
3.Ghostbusters
4. Superbad
5.Back To the Future
8. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
9. Animal Farm
10.Arthur
11. the Simpsons
12. Natural Born Killers
13. Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
14. Friday
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
says:
Wow, I actually know some of these.
5. Back to the Future
8. American Pie
9. Babe
10. Coming to America
13. Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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Oh wait – at first I thought I couldn’t play, but I can this week, right?!
Anyway, I am trying regardless. It’s fun.
1. Shawshank Redemption
2.
3.
4. Superbad
5. Back to the Future
6. Die Hard
7.
8. American pie 2?
9. Babe?!
10. Coming to America
11.
12. Natural Born Killers
13. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
14. Friday
15. Addams Family Values
I’m having trouble figuring things out tonight. I drank my brain away last night. Yay, me!
Congrats, Kylah!
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1) Shawshank Redemption
4) Superbad
5) Back To The Future
9) Charlotte’s Web
Who DOESN’T need some Avitable condoms?? Am I the only one thinking it would be hilarious to use one of those things? C’mon…
“hey, it’s cool! I’ve got AVITABLE condoms!”
“what are Avitable condoms?”
“well… they’re from this blogger whose journal I read. Don’t worry about it! He thinks children are beasts and guarantees they work. So put it on already!”
Tehe. There could be some seriously funny conversations with those things…
I’m having way too much fun in my own head now. I’m stopping. Right after I say that it’s ridiculous how excited I am about the fact that I actually knew a few of the answers this week!
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There is something very wrong with you Avi.
Just sayin’ is all.
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1 – Shawshank Redemption
2 – When Harry Met Sally
4 – Superbad
5 – Back to the Future
9 – Animal Farm
10 – Coming to America
13 – Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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Twitter: s_csr
says:
1.Shawshank Redemption
3. Princess Diaries
5. Back to the Future
6. Breakfast Club
8. American Pie
13. Willie Wonka
15. The Addams Family
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Are those non-latex?
1. Shawshank Redemption
2. When Harry Met Sally
5. Back To The Future
9. Babe
10. Coming to America
13. Willy Wonka
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1 – Shawshank
4 – Superbad
5 – Back to the Future
8 – American Pie
9 – Either Animal Farm, or Babe – Both have talking pigs.
10 – Coming to America
13 – Charlie and the chocolate factory.
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8.American Pie
10. Coming to America
15. Adams Family
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1. Shawshank Redemption
2. When Harry Met Sally
3. The Princess Diaries
4.
5 Back to the Future
6
7
8
9 Babe
10
11
12
13 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
14 Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
15 This sounds like a Charlie Brown special but I just don’t know.
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1.Shawshank Redemption
2. When Harry Met Sally
5. Back tot he Future
6. Airplane
9. Charlotte’s Web
10. Coming to America
11. Rudy
13 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
14. Forrest Gump
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already got the condom, now I just need the shirt!
1. Shawshank
4. Superbad
5. Back to the Future
6. DieHard
8. American Pie? Also an episode of Always Sunny in Philly
13. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
god I suck this week.
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