Mary Worth likes anal sex.
My revisions of Family Circus comics were popular a few weeks ago, so I thought I'd try again, this time with that old harridan, that busybody, that nosy bitch that everyone hates, Mary Worth!
It's just a thumbnail because the full image wouldn't necessarily fit in the confines of my site, so do with the clicky and look at the poppy. (No, not The Poppy).
On another note, thank you to everyone who went over to Gina's and commented on my guest post on Monday. Apparently, she moderates comments and has captchas, so many people's comments were hiding until she approved them. I was unaware of this, since my comment and Britt's both appeared and may have acted resentful and/or whiny. This was not the case – I was merely ACTING! GENIUS! THANK YOU!
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LMFAO. That's just wrong.
I feel…dirty and yet aroused all at the same time.
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I don't think I've ever seen Mary Worth before… but now I am a fan.
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That is by far the BEST Mary Worth I've ever seen! I always knew she was a dirty whore! A racist one at that – why doesn't she like the yellow peoples?!
Oh – and I CLICKED ON THE POPPY!
:woohoo:
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I'm Popular today.
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Very nice retake on a classic "mature" comic. Of course… now I want a sequel next week.
Oh, and your acting skills are extensive as Emmanuel Lewis. Really Oscar worthy.
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PS – I laughed several times during that poppy.
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I never went over there and commented on Gina's blog! I read your post, I saw where you said she was like super hot so I quit reading your crap and spent the rest of my valuable but limited time looking for Gina porn.
Yeah well FUCK YOU! I never found it! I feel cheated! You probably just said that as a tease and all the real Gina porn is for sale at the Avitable.com gift shop.
Dogfucker
p.s. but really, where is the Gina porn?
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Acting my ass. You were a whiny little brat. I was tempted to spank your bottom and send you to your room.
Pfft.
Also. I'd like to put my vote in for finding out what happens next week…
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Avit! When I read that comic, Beer shot out my nose! Holy shit, I'm having a hard time breathing!
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And to think, I used to just skip right by Mary Worth all these years! Who knew she was such a saucy old minx!
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My name is NOT Mary Worth. Geez. Get it right!
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i love you.
that is all.
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Your talents never cease to amaze me. Best comic strip I've seen since the Peanuts gang bang…
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I feel like spicy too.
Should we hit The Flats today?
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Brilliant!
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Oh, man, that's awesome! I fucking hated that strip, hated with the burning hate of a thousand red giant suns, burning the last of their hydrogen fuel and now burning the heavier elements, on their way to supernovae and eventual death and transformations into white and brown dwarfs.
Yes, that hate is special.
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Acting my ass –oh wait–Mary's ass*giggling*
I do wanna know what happens!
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I'm still perplexed by the fact that I grossed you out
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"Ugly, ugly, yellow, gay." :lmao:
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After Mary Worth and Family Circle, I can't wait until you get to Marmaduke!
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I am working on stealing your Family Circus idea, except I want the recent ones, and I don't know if I can bring myself to actually pay money to subscribe to that piece of shit, even for a joke.
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Please, please, please re-do Cathy!
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I have to know… how do you do this stuff? It is fucking brilliant! :clap:
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Cool! But, where is the anal sex?
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I love how she gets wet in the car just driving around looking for bone.
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i was wondering why you hated me over there at that other blog. for about two seconds i krikried
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You did a guest post someplace? When?
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Okay, that's just wrong. Mary Worth is a grandmother, for goodness' sake! Now, Rex Morgan, MD or Apartment 3G – they just flat out bug the crap out of me. Do whatever you want to them!
J.
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I'd like to see Mary Worth and Brend Starr in a little strap-on action.
Huh, what?
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I'm with Gwen.
Kathy Irritates me beyond human comprehension. You should "out" that dyke bitch, but good.
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ew.
just….ew.
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Having to this point led a Mary Worth-less life I am going to assume that this is typical of the 'strip' and send for copies immediately!
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This is so much better than the original Mary Worth, it actually brought tears to my eyes.
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Maria, that's my usual state.
Amanda, never? I think it's still in most newspapers.
Sybil Law, don't click the Poppy.
Poppy, Poppylar!
NYCWD, I am a thespian!
Y2K, for four easy payments of $69.99, I'll tell you.
BPR, ooh, please spank.
Jake, how did that beer taste nasally?
Iron Fist, it was a hidden gem.
BB, you like anal sex? The first, too?
Hello, me too!
Bubblewench, ooh, maybe I should desecrate Peanuts next.
Britt, no, I have (had) an excellent plan. F plus.
ADW, thank you!
Heather, you should put this one on your fridge.
Turnbaby, clearly, she goes muff diving.
Hilly, I know, right?
Finn, I was hoping someone would get that.
Winter, what about Dagwood?
Fab, that's okay. I want to steal your Norman Rockwell idea. And it's worth the money – you know it is.
Gwen, Cathy could be a good one.
Mindy, mainly Photoshop and a Diet Coke high.
Em, in your butt.
Marty, she has an active imagination.
Crystal, did not.
RW, you've forgotten already? Must be hard to lose your memory at your age.
HG, Mary Worth needs loving, too, especially vaginally.
BE Earl, you've thought about this too much.
Zom, don't like the "d" word over here. It's a bit pejorative.
Steph, what? Old people shouldn't get fucked too?
Bec, you've missed out.
Janna, the old one brought tears of boredom to my eyes.
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no, they shouldn't. And…ew….the image of old Mary in the car with Mr.HappyBuzzer made me throw up a little.
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Yeah it is. I went ahead and subscribed. I feel dirty, though.
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My bad
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Hilarious!
This is much more likely to qualify as genius than your "acting" on Tuesday.
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Stephanie, let them eat cake! And masturbate!
Fab, I bet. Can't wait to see what you do.
Zom, no problem.
Girl, Dislocated, heh. You're probably right.
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We hadn't laughed so hard in weeks! Thanks for that!
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Heh, awesome. I knew she was a perv.
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I with Mary Worth – I want to be DP'ed by a dude and a chick wearing a strap on. They can fight over who gets what hole.
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G&S, ummm, anytime!
Karl, old single ladies usually are.
TBK, you totally have been already, haven't you?
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