Birthdaystravaganzapaloozapolis
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Since I was busy yesterday solving the country's problem of ingrained racism, I neglected several birthdays, so a drawing was in order.
Belated happy birthday wishes to Sybil, BlondeBlogger, and Grant! You're all really fucking old!
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Happy Birthday, everyone.
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YAAAAY!
Best. Drawing. Ever.
Especially that dirty whore Grant. I have no idea who he is, but I like his style.
:heartbeat:
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And, is that cake chocolate?!
Cause that means you have choconuts under there.
Or, to please everyone, I assume that means it could also be marble cake, which means you have marbles.
Oh my crap I just typed that out loud!
It's the martinis.
P.S I like chocolate.
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Wow, at least you can't say that about me. After all, you are SO much older than I am. Everyone thinks so!
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Now,that…THAT, my friend, is some fucking BRILLIANT blogging you've done there. :thumbsup: :clap: :woohoo:
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Happy Birthday, naked ladies! Don't try the cake…seriously.
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i love when you draw for us. this cracked me right the fuck up…i think it was grant under the girl's skirt that threw me over the edge.
well drawn.
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Woo hoo! Fuck yeah! :thumbsup:
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I love your cartoons. They are totally irreverent. I like that in a person and a cartoon.
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It was ALan Levy's birthday, too. I sent him am e-card. Did the bastard respond? Nope.
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At first glance, I thought Grant was a forked penis. I was confused.
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Happy birthday to all, and to all a good night. Especially Grant.
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The hell? Was it Sybil's Birthday? She didn't tell *me* That BITCH.
:pissed:
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Happy Birthday Guys. Today is mine. So don't forget we are getting old together. :clap:
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Happy Birthday, fellow bloggers! Avitable jumping nekid out of a cake? You guys scored!
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At first glance I thought Grant was a girl.
BB and Sybil already got my birthday wishes on Crackbook but HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANT WHO I DO NOT KNOW!
And, BB, talked to Dave2 about why you can't blog my present.
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That cake doesn't seem quite big enough for your penis–is it rolled up?
Happy Birthday y'all. Looks like Grant is having his cake and eating it too :woohoo:
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Imagine how old they are if you combine all their ages.
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Yay – naked Avitable popping out of a cake. This is the bestest birthday ever.
:heartbeat:
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You're being featured on Five Star Friday:
http://www.fivestarfriday.com/2008/05/five-star-friday-edition-6.html
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Awww, Adam, look! You're being featured with Dooce! That's so sweet!!!
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Love the cake(topper) :woohoo:
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Happy Birthday to whomever has the biggest boobs.
Also, that's a mighty big cake. No doubt you should have added another layer for your lengthiness. Cause the width is fine.
I'm going to enjoy these Strawberry Milkshake Whoppers in your honor today. Yay! They're DELISH.
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I love how they're all naked.
Reminds me of MY last birthday ….. 'cept it was all guys.
Really OLD guys.
And they kept calling me "Mortie".
And they slobbered alot and wouldn't untie me until I gave 'em the "safe" word, which ironically was the phrase "Fuck me until I bleed".
But I digress.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLS and grant!!!!!!!
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cool! Sybil and Blond Blogger could be twins!
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I glanced at this early this morning and just took a proper look now. I almost spat wine out on my keyboard!
Who is this Grant?? Why don't I know him yet?? :sexytime: @ Grant!
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Wow what an awesome birthday card! Happy birthday naked people! Be super cool if you could make Avitable birthday candles so everyone could have you on their cake.
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Holy crap that looks just like Sybil! What a party!
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Oh my gosh!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I so love you, Adam! :heartbeat:
I am saving the pic to my computer right now and debating on whether I can get away with making it my screesaver (without my kids noticing).
This is the best birthday gift! Thank you, thank you, thank you! *mwah* :boobs4:
Thanks everyone for the bday wishes, and happy bday to Sybil and Grant, too!
(And Poppy…LOL! I will!)
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Wait…I just totally realized something (and am giggling like a 12-year-old). Is that a floating penis between my boobs? ROFLLLLLL!!!!
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Gosh is that me Grant is under? I totally had a birthday last week :sexytime:
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