It's getting hot again, so it's time for a haircut!
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Now if I could just get this nail polish off of my fucking feet!
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I wish I could make a pedicure last that long, mine always chip way worse than that. Lucky.
Does Amy not have nail polish remover? You know you can buy some for like two dollars.
Comments by Amanda
That Avitable is so hot right now!
Comments by Dave2
I kinda like the longer hair but I am an old hippie so what do I know?
Comments by Suebob
Hey,
Great clip job. You lost 50 pounds in hair.
But, painted toes?
Ewwwwwee.
No friggin way man, well at least for me.
Comments by trkndude
heh.
noil polish remover. my eight year old knows that. not that I paint his nails hot pink on the nights I am pissed off at him or anything.
Comments by bluepaintred
Your feet scare me. Even with pretty polish on. BUT, did your hairdresser trim your eyebrows too?, because they totally look like they are under control in the second photo.
Comments by SlepyNIta
Definitely that time of year. I suppose I ought to break down and get a cut, too. Or maybe I'll wait until before BrittCon.
Comments by Karl
Just go back to the nail place and get another pedi. Tell them no polish this time, just a buff. Your feet will feel good and not look girlie.
Comments by Winter
You clean up very nicely. Ditto on the nail polish remover.
Comments by Mindy
Do you have a standardized setting on your beard-trimmer? Mine is set on a "2," Whatever that means...
Comments by Shiny
You have some girly feet/toes. That's hot!
Comments by Kay
Your facial hair looks red in the "after" pic.
I totally dig red heads.
ummm ..... Oh fuck!
sorry ....
Gay moment.
Comments by Zom
I wish I could still make hair loss jokes and not feel bad...
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
My submission for your caption contest for the Before picture:
Wipe that smirk off your face or I'll punch you in the crotch and do it for you.
Comments by whall
I win!
Comments by Miss Britt
Love the cleaned up look!
Hey.. come to my workplace and I will take that polish off!
Comments by Sandi
it Musta been haircut day yesterday! I got a snazzy new one too...
and to remove nail polish all you need is acetate ...you can get it at wal-mart for like...$0.99...and cotton balls...good luck!
Comments by Cissa Fireheart
Rather than try to get the polish off the toes, put on a second coat of something toe-nail colored.
Comments by delmer
Hmmm...fan of Larry David much?
I spy lotsa Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm DVD's behind you in that second pic.
Oh...nice 'do!
Comments by B.E. Earl
You are so pretty.
Comments by Robin
Handsome!
Comments by Gwen
I see Miss Britt has been at it again!
Comments by Trishk
you look great! Love the cut... nice toes too.. they look like happy toes to me!
Comments by bubblewench
Wow Adam that is some tenacious toenail polish! Can't wait until it is just left at the tip like some odd french manicure.
Nice do too!
Comments by PocketCT
you were told to go back in two weeks, dumbass. the little lady will take the polish off and make your feet pretty again. hopefully this time you will just get a buff instead of a polish.
Comments by hello haha narf
Dude.
Comments by RW
Amanda, Britt thinks it's because I always wear socks.
Dave, oh, you know it!
Suebob, apparently I looked like Howdy Doody.
Trkndude, but they look so pretty!
BPR, ooh, you're mean!
SleepyNita, they'll usually wax my eyebrows at the same time.
Karl, I think you should go for a mohawk.
Winter, but that would take effort!
Mindy, I almost look presentable!
Shiny, well, I have the barber do it, and I use a 2 when I want it relatively short, and a 3 otherwise.
Kay, I know - I'm a sexy muthafucka.
Zom, wanna fuck?
Mr. Fabulous, oh, I can take it, fucker.
Wayne, is that what the expression on my face looks like?
Britt, fucker.
Sandi, too bad you're not in Orlando!
Cissa, but then I have to bend down and wipe it off. Can't someone do it for me?
Delmer, now that's the first good idea I've heard all day! So, maybe a greenish brown?
BE, I've got all of the Seinfeld seasons on DVD and CYE, too.
Robin, I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!
Gwen, I think your eyesight might be bad.
TrishK, she's always manipulating me into doing things.
Bubblewench, they are indeed happy.
PocketCT, I'm a hot mess of a tranny. You'd get that if you watched TV.
Hello, so you don't think they're pretty now?
RW, whassup, girlfriend?
Comments by Avitable
I like the haircut. You look good.
J.
Comments by Hoosier Girl
Comments by Finn
Your wife doesn't have any nail polish remover? Everyone has that!! Or try some cleaning supplies–they always ruin my manicures, so it should work.
Nice hair cut!
Comments by themuttprincess
It's about time, you goddamned hippy.
Comments by Grant
It's obvious you need to go back for another pedicure. And ask them to remove the nail polish and put on a new color.
Comments by Lynda
I really need to get to Florida and have your nail lady become MY nail lady...my toenail polish chips after a week or so!
Cute hair, btw.
Comments by Hilly
HG, not evillll?
Finn,
TMP, I'm just too lazy to bend down and remove it.
Grant, peace, man.
Lynda, yeah, that's probably the easiest solution.
Hilly, so did Britt's. I must have feet that are very receptive to nail polish.
Comments by Avitable
Shave = good
Hair... Before = Better
Even with it being messier than normal for dramatic effect.
Comments by Clown
Aww...pretty Avi.
Comments by Dragon
its only mean when I also do his fingers and he does not notice before school.
Comments by bluepaintred
You have the feet of a very large child - all pudgy and squishy! Minus the polish, of course. Oh God I hate feet, why am I even thinking about them?
Comments by Penelope
I wish I could wear my hair like that...
Comments by Tug
Now the top of your head looks like your beard.... you could just start growing a layer of fuzz all over so when the ladies run their hands over your head, they won't know where the fuzz starts or ends.
Comments by martymankins
Clown, you just like to run your fingers through it.
Dragon, my feet, you mean?
BPR, best mom ever!
Penelope, well, they are big old stompy feet.
Tug, you totally should.
MartyMankins, so it's a surreptitious way to get an accidental handjob?
Comments by Avitable
Dude, I already have lesbians checking me out. No, there's nothing wrong with that, but I prefer men.
Comments by Tug
Try concentrated sulfuric acid for the toenails. that or caustic soda
Comments by Dan
Yeah, I'm with all the other gals here. How do you do that? Mine chips in a day! Nice haircut!
Comments by Black Belt Mama
I'd like to run my fingers through your hair. Can you mail it to me?
Comments by Grant
Everything except your tootsies, actually.
Sorry, I just don't dig guys who wear nail polish. 
Comments by Dragon
Helloooooooooo???????? Doesn't that job fall on Britt? She is in your employ, correct? I think it is her responsibility for the polish removal.....dontcha think?
Peee Essss....me likey haircut...semi-naked Avi is better!
Comments by Stephanie
@Stephanie
Um, no. Not just no but Hellllllllllll No.
No.
Comments by Miss Britt
You look like my husband now.
Comments by Maria
Make sure you blog about it!
Comments by Lynda
Dude! You're a PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!
Comments by Tracy Lynn
Hair? Much better. Toenails? Scary, baby. Very scary.
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Tug, I definitely think you should try lesbians for a while.
Dan, I'll try that sulfuric acid thing and let you know.
BBM, I'm not sure. I guess I'm just more delicate with my tootsies.
Grant, it's on its way!
Dragon, me either!
Stephanie, ha! She'd castrate me if I asked her to do that.
Britt, please don't hurt me.
Maria, does that mean you'll have sex with me?
Lynda, well, duh.
Tracy, you knew that, though.
CMG, wanna suck my toes?
Comments by Avitable
Feet to far away to reach huh?
Comments by Freelance Guru
hm...that might (notice I say MIGHT) increase my odds of gettin' some, huh?
Comments by Tug
I love the hair and believe it or not, I think the toes are hot. My husband would never do that.
I have two long haired boys and I keep wondering if when it gets hot out they might cut it(so far it is so cold here still). We'll see.
Comments by radioactive girl tori
The haircut looks great, but the painted toenails are a bit creepy.
Comments by LizB
Damn! Maria's getting all the action around here!
You look damn good!
Comments by Sybil Law
Great Clip dude, try battery acid on those toes man.
Comments by Trukindog
Freelance Guru, no, but why would I want to touch my own feet? Ew!
Tug, just maybe!
Radioactive Girl, you should give them mohawks.
LizB, does that mean you don't want to suck my toes?
Sybil, my toes, too?
Trukindog, good idea!
Comments by Avitable
But your beard was beautiful and wispy!
Comments by Jordie