It’s getting hot again, so it’s time for a haircut!
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After:
Now if I could just get this nail polish off of my fucking feet!
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Twinkle toes
Things I learned while in Vermont
My Refrigerator by the Numbers
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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I wish I could make a pedicure last that long, mine always chip way worse than that. Lucky.
Does Amy not have nail polish remover? You know you can buy some for like two dollars.
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Twitter: Blogography
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That Avitable is so hot right now!
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I kinda like the longer hair but I am an old hippie so what do I know?
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Hey,
Great clip job. You lost 50 pounds in hair.
But, painted toes?
Ewwwwwee.
No friggin way man, well at least for me.
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heh.
noil polish remover. my eight year old knows that. not that I paint his nails hot pink on the nights I am pissed off at him or anything.
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Your feet scare me. Even with pretty polish on. BUT, did your hairdresser trim your eyebrows too?, because they totally look like they are under control in the second photo.
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Definitely that time of year. I suppose I ought to break down and get a cut, too. Or maybe I’ll wait until before BrittCon.
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Just go back to the nail place and get another pedi. Tell them no polish this time, just a buff. Your feet will feel good and not look girlie.
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You clean up very nicely. Ditto on the nail polish remover.
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Twitter: mr_shiny
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Do you have a standardized setting on your beard-trimmer? Mine is set on a “2,” Whatever that means…
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You have some girly feet/toes. That’s hot! :batting:
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Your facial hair looks red in the “after” pic.
I totally dig red heads.
ummm ….. Oh fuck!
sorry ….
Gay moment.
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I wish I could still make hair loss jokes and not feel bad…
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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My submission for your caption contest for the Before picture:
Wipe that smirk off your face or I’ll punch you in the crotch and do it for you.
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Twitter: missbritt
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I win!
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Love the cleaned up look!
Hey.. come to my workplace and I will take that polish off!
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it Musta been haircut day yesterday! I got a snazzy new one too…
and to remove nail polish all you need is acetate …you can get it at wal-mart for like…$0.99…and cotton balls…good luck!
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Rather than try to get the polish off the toes, put on a second coat of something toe-nail colored.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Hmmm…fan of Larry David much?
I spy lotsa Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm DVD’s behind you in that second pic.
Oh…nice ‘do!
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Twitter: hismuse
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You are so pretty.
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Handsome!
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I see Miss Britt has been at it again!
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you look great! Love the cut… nice toes too.. they look like happy toes to me!
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Wow Adam that is some tenacious toenail polish! Can’t wait until it is just left at the tip like some odd french manicure.
Nice do too!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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you were told to go back in two weeks, dumbass. the little lady will take the polish off and make your feet pretty again. hopefully this time you will just get a buff instead of a polish.
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Dude.
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Amanda, Britt thinks it’s because I always wear socks.
Dave, oh, you know it!
Suebob, apparently I looked like Howdy Doody.
Trkndude, but they look so pretty!
BPR, ooh, you’re mean!
SleepyNita, they’ll usually wax my eyebrows at the same time.
Karl, I think you should go for a mohawk.
Winter, but that would take effort!
Mindy, I almost look presentable!
Shiny, well, I have the barber do it, and I use a 2 when I want it relatively short, and a 3 otherwise.
Kay, I know – I’m a sexy muthafucka.
Zom, wanna fuck?
Mr. Fabulous, oh, I can take it, fucker.
Wayne, is that what the expression on my face looks like?
Britt, fucker.
Sandi, too bad you’re not in Orlando!
Cissa, but then I have to bend down and wipe it off. Can’t someone do it for me?
Delmer, now that’s the first good idea I’ve heard all day! So, maybe a greenish brown?
BE, I’ve got all of the Seinfeld seasons on DVD and CYE, too.
Robin, I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!
Gwen, I think your eyesight might be bad.
TrishK, she’s always manipulating me into doing things.
Bubblewench, they are indeed happy.
PocketCT, I’m a hot mess of a tranny. You’d get that if you watched TV.
Hello, so you don’t think they’re pretty now?
RW, whassup, girlfriend?
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I like the haircut. You look good.
J.
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Twitter: msmegan
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Your wife doesn’t have any nail polish remover? Everyone has that!! Or try some cleaning supplies–they always ruin my manicures, so it should work.
Nice hair cut!
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It’s about time, you goddamned hippy.
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It’s obvious you need to go back for another pedicure. And ask them to remove the nail polish and put on a new color.
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I really need to get to Florida and have your nail lady become MY nail lady…my toenail polish chips after a week or so!
Cute hair, btw.
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HG, not evillll?
Finn, :jerkoff2:
TMP, I’m just too lazy to bend down and remove it.
Grant, peace, man.
Lynda, yeah, that’s probably the easiest solution.
Hilly, so did Britt’s. I must have feet that are very receptive to nail polish.
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Shave = good
Hair… Before = Better
Even with it being messier than normal for dramatic effect.
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Aww…pretty Avi. :clap:
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its only mean when I also do his fingers and he does not notice before school.
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You have the feet of a very large child – all pudgy and squishy! Minus the polish, of course. Oh God I hate feet, why am I even thinking about them? :banghead:
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I wish I could wear my hair like that…
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Now the top of your head looks like your beard…. you could just start growing a layer of fuzz all over so when the ladies run their hands over your head, they won’t know where the fuzz starts or ends.
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Clown, you just like to run your fingers through it.
Dragon, my feet, you mean?
BPR, best mom ever!
Penelope, well, they are big old stompy feet.
Tug, you totally should.
MartyMankins, so it’s a surreptitious way to get an accidental handjob?
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Dude, I already have lesbians checking me out. No, there’s nothing wrong with that, but I prefer men. :jerkoff2:
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Try concentrated sulfuric acid for the toenails. that or caustic soda
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Yeah, I’m with all the other gals here. How do you do that? Mine chips in a day! Nice haircut!
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I’d like to run my fingers through your hair. Can you mail it to me?
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Everything except your tootsies, actually. :lmao: Sorry, I just don’t dig guys who wear nail polish. :batting:
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Helloooooooooo???????? Doesn’t that job fall on Britt? She is in your employ, correct? I think it is her responsibility for the polish removal…..dontcha think?
Peee Essss….me likey haircut…semi-naked Avi is better!
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Twitter: missbritt
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@Stephanie
Um, no. Not just no but Hellllllllllll No.
No.
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Twitter: maria0305
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You look like my husband now.
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Make sure you blog about it!
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Twitter: tlkaply
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Dude! You’re a PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS! :lmao:
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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Hair? Much better. Toenails? Scary, baby. Very scary.
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Tug, I definitely think you should try lesbians for a while.
Dan, I’ll try that sulfuric acid thing and let you know.
BBM, I’m not sure. I guess I’m just more delicate with my tootsies.
Grant, it’s on its way!
Dragon, me either!
Stephanie, ha! She’d castrate me if I asked her to do that.
Britt, please don’t hurt me.
Maria, does that mean you’ll have sex with me?
Lynda, well, duh.
Tracy, you knew that, though.
CMG, wanna suck my toes?
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Feet to far away to reach huh?
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hm…that might (notice I say MIGHT) increase my odds of gettin’ some, huh? :woohoo: :boobs4:
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I love the hair and believe it or not, I think the toes are hot. My husband would never do that.
I have two long haired boys and I keep wondering if when it gets hot out they might cut it(so far it is so cold here still). We’ll see.
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The haircut looks great, but the painted toenails are a bit creepy.
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Damn! Maria’s getting all the action around here!
You look damn good! :heartbeat:
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Great Clip dude, try battery acid on those toes man.
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Freelance Guru, no, but why would I want to touch my own feet? Ew!
Tug, just maybe!
Radioactive Girl, you should give them mohawks.
LizB, does that mean you don’t want to suck my toes?
Sybil, my toes, too?
Trukindog, good idea!
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But your beard was beautiful and wispy!
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