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There's this internet phenom called sfwporn. Basically, it's hardcore porn that is horribly and amateurishly drawn over in MS Paint to make it more innocuous, or Safe For Work. After seeing this for the first time yesterday, I was inspired to create my own. Behold:
Free Weights:
(Here is the NSFW original)
I Scream for Ice Cream:
(Here is the NSFW original)
Will You Marry Me?
(Here is the NSFW original)
At The Old Ball Game:
(Here is the NSFW original)
Cheering!
(Here is the NSFW original)
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I'm not clicking on any of the originals… so I'm assuming you did great. Good job!
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You are a very, very good artist.
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Soooo… porn?
Britt, cover your eyes.
I'm not clicking on those links. I don't want to get all horned out over other people's sexy bits before I have "Dawg and Poppy fantasy time".
… well, ok, maybe one.
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I don't know. I have been drinking. Hello.
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this was hilarious. you cannot tell, but I am making my "I am highly amused" face.
and thats a good thing. a VERY good thing
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Very creative.
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The beauty of the marriage proposal took my breath away. She was surprised at the size of the rock, wasn't she!!!
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That's art, baby.
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I don't think that gal eating ice cream has brushed her tongue ever.
Blech!
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I like the originals.
They're more Graphically …. "beat my dickable".
But the ice cream one ….. made me gay for Ben and/or Jerry.
mmmmmmm sprinkles!!!!
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Someone is really good with MS Paint.
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Very creative, I clicked the links does that make me bad?
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I'm pretty sure that I'm a little in love with that ice cream cone one.
And I'm really sure that disturbs me
.
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I never used to think women were that into sports, but it's hard to fake the enthusiasm on the faces of those last two.
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That first girl looks like Natalie Imbruglia. I had to click on the originals. I like porn. Nice job on the paintover.
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fabulous job! haha.
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Your MS Paint skills have improved dramatically.
I especially like the baseball one. I'm all for the hot dog.
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I wonder how many people you will frustrate by it being Friday, at work, and truly unable to click the links for fear of what would be logged on the proxy servers.
And for some reason I first thought you said swfporn, not sfwporn, so immediately I thought it was flash-based (ShockWave Flash) and it was going to be interactively nastified.
I will not disclose whether or not I was disappointed when I found out it was not swfporn.
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The next to the last one looks like she's trying to smile with a dick in her mouth. Now THAT'S a professional!
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Definite good work on the ice cream cone…
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Ok. I nearly snorted my coffee all over my computer!
wheeee laughing here.
I did HAVE to click one..the baseball one.
Whew. Ok.
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"Oh, wow, you have a really big … engagement ring."
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How did you get that picture of hubby and me on the couch?
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That's awesome dude! I did click all the links, I like porn.
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@Poppy…lol…"horned out" is my favorite new phrase, and I will be using it sporadically throughout the entire holiday weekend.
:boobs4:
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Finally, porn I can enjoy while my children are in the room!
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I had to click on all the originals just to see how well you did;) You did a great job!
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Excellent work.
You should take a crack at cleaning up Two Girls One Cup next.
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Apparently there's something wrong with her ice cream…
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Now that's hot :cocksuck2:
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Clearly you have found your calling!!!
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i am so sending a bunch of people here today. this was fun.
:sexytime:
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Funny, funny stuff!! I like my porn hot and that is the hottest!!! :violent018:
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In the 4th, the dick in her mouth wasn't even hard. That boggles me when I see that in porn. How detached do you have to be to be soft in a threesome with a decently hot chick?
I think I'd cry if he had to jack a bit to stay rock if I was in that position.
Oh, yeah, good covers! :p
Edit: And the guy standing up? You forgot to pants his right leg. Yes. I studied that threesome shot *that* hard. I'm a horny toad.
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Wow! I'd never guess it wasn't real. :lmao:
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LMAO @ Marie's comments!
Nice job :sexytime:
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At least you gave us the links to the originals anything less would have been shameful.
I wonder though how many people at work still click on the original links?
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I love the ring one. Love it!
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Dude! You ruined the porn! Why would you ruin the porn? Never ruin the…oh…wait a minute…NSFW links.
Niiiiiice!!!!!
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Yeah but how amateur are those porno guys? They keep putting their penises in the wrong holes! Boy, do they have a lot to learn.
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God, that old ball game drawing almost made me piss myself! :clap:
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Amanda, you've already had your porn allotment for today?
Suebob, like fucking da Vinci!
Poppy, the links are superfluous – you're supposed to laugh at the painted porn!
Mr. Fabulous, what type of comment is that?
BPR, is that anything like your O face?
Jay, you're erect, aren't you?
Deb, that and the jizzplosion immediately preceding it.
Karl, I know it when I see it!
Nancycle, I think she's been putting it to good use.
Zom, "beat my dickable" is a good phrase.
Martymankins, I cheated and used Photoshop
Mik, no, just horny.
Hilly, rawr.
Iron Fist, it's so fun to cheer!
Winter, you think?
Shamelessly Sassy, thanks! If you want to send me naked pictures of yourself, I can do the same to you.
NYCWD, me too – just had one at the movie theater.
Wayne, interactively nastified, eh?
Been There, she's clearly a star.
Nat, I liked that one the best.
Sandi, glad you liked it!
Golfwidow, I think her look is one of disappointment.
TrishK, what about the third guy? Is that me?
Nobody, porn makes the world go 'round.
Stephanie, holiday?
Jen, exactly! I think of the parents when I do these things.
Mindy, are you totally turned on now?
Y not I, if only I had Adobe AfterEffects.
Finn, I don't know – she seems to like it. In fact, I think she wants it all over her face and chest.
Robin, you're talking about the engagement ring, right?
Hello, it's good for a Friday.
Donnie, and paintingest.
Maria, you ARE a horny toad!
Dragon, flawless, isn't it?
Turnbaby, want me to do you next?
Trukindog, well, I'm at work, and I did it when I was working!
Ok Where Was I, a diamond fan, eh?
BE Earl, I don't know – given the quality of that porn, I think I made it better.
Jeff, silly guys – what were they thinking?
Ajooja, awesome! I love if I can help with involuntary urination!
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I looove your original art!! Seriously – that takes talent and imagination!
Hahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
Now I have to go click on the originals. I hope there's some jizz shots!
:woohoo:
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Ewwwwwwwwwwww! No shit! Half those guys only have semi hard ons! Ick!
Your art much improved the originals.
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:violent018:
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I'm sorry. I was going to comment. I really was.
But then I accidentally read Poppy's comment. And now I have to go. :puke:
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I knew you'd read it anyway. I'm enticing! Sorry!
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Sybil, you and your jizz.
TMP, what's that for?
Britt, I know!
Poppy, is enticing the word for it?
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Fap…fap…fap…
:sexytime:
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Um…
what?
The sarcasm level of your words is unclear.
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WOOOPRA!
Ok, that was fun. Brings me back to being a teenager again…
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I do not have jizz.
I seem to remember being promised some jizz, but never getting any jizz. I got jizz jipped. Or gyped. Shit.
Whatever. My kid is gone and I am starting the party early tonight! Seriously – I am drinking tomorrow night with 2 alcoholics, so I have to build a tolerance tonight. Wish me luck!
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Holy crap, the possibilities are endless, I love it!
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The baseball one is superb, well done!
I was going to give it 2 Thumbs Up, but having looked at the originals, I think I'll go wash my hands and just keep my thumbs to myself for a while.
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I love this concept. I have tried to make my own pics, but once I open the porn, I can't stop masturbating.
I'm all chafed now. :cock:
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I clicked over because of comment luv and the title of your post, but those "doctored images"? LOVE IT.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to clean off the Iced Tea I spit all over my computer screen.
Thanks for the laugh!
S
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It's funny how without clothes they look all hot and bothered, but put some clothes on them and they look disgusted and bored.
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Grant, she looks Japanese.
Poppy, Woopra!
Sybil, have fun!
Yoshi, it does have any number of options.
Hoatzin, that's probably a good idea.
Killer, try using gay porn to make your own.
Shash, thanks for the visit!
Memarie, I think some of them look pretty disgusted generally.
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Too. Fucking. Funny.
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I love 'Will You Marry Me?' the SFW one is so 'you want me to put that tiny thing on my finger?' And the only two words that need changing NSFW are on and finger.
Beautiful artwork again!
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Ah, man I love this stuff.
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Damn Adam, thanks for covering me up. I had no idea those pics had hit the net. Damn 90's!!!
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Your baseball day is by far the most well thought out one.
You're very, very talented.
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There's a lot of people who like porn, and a lot of people who don't.
I just say, whatever a man, and a woman, and another woman with a penis, and a midget, do to a donkey, is their own damn business.
Amen? :sex011:
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