My review of Indiana Jones
Britt and I review the new Indiana Jones movie. No spoilers in the review, I promise. Here is the direct link.
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I honestly don't want to risk seeing it and having my memories of Indiana Jones tarnished… but I am compelled!
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Ha, that's exactly what I THOUGHT you'd say about it. I'm going this weekend for sure.
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That was better than most of the professional movie reviewers I've seen! Could you please review all new releases for me?!
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man… when life gives you lemons, you pull off the best Vodka Tonic's EVER!
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LMFAO!!!!!
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I trust Britt's onion, I don't want to see it.
My boyfriend, however, really wants too and I have a feeling he'll win. Reward.
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That was fantastic. I like to be informed about my Moonpie choices.
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before I watch your review, can you assure me that that there are no spoilers in it?
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I did not see "Hepha cures" anywhere in there.
That was hilarious, though.
I can barely type now. Must sleep.
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I will never look at an onion without laughing now.
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Good but not great sums it up for me. As I said on my blog, I'm only glad it didn't piss on the memory of the other three films.
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I said over at YouTube several hours ago:
"TOO EARLY.
That was one of the best videos you've ever done. I LOVED the captions."
HOWEVER, I am *NOT* the person who rated that video one star. Because I would never do that to a video I just gave a good review to, because I'm not an idiot.
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*giggle*
that was great. I hope the sound never works again on your camera!
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:clap: That was bloody hilarious! I couldn't read by the end because I was crying, laughing!
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sofa king his terry cool!!!
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I'm impressed by the people who can actually somewhat tell what we were saying.
Basically – THE MOVIE SUCKED ASS!!
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p.s. i was to go see it tonight and now i am all about torn as to whether or not to go. sigh.
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Dave, I think if you can just enjoy the few genuine Indy moments in it, you won't feel like your memories have been ruined.
Karl, I'm planning on seeing it again with Amy, too.
Sheila, we're like a cuter Siskel and Ebert. I'm Siskel.
LMSS, Note Bra Plum!
Tori, I thought so.
Maria,
Amanda, good – you should go see it!
Belinda, that's why you should always check moonpie reviews.
BPR, my post clearly says that there are no spoilers!
Sybil, awww, you waited up just to read my post.
Winter, they usually make me cry.
Dan, exactly! Even the bad parts didn't tarnish Indiana Jones himself.
Poppy, did you rate it 5 to offset that jerk?
BPR, glad you liked it!
Penelope, that's how a movie review should always be received.
Hello, thanks! And you should still go see it. Britt's just being overly critical.
Britt, such a hater.
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In Joy!
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I had something to say about the review but I totally forgot it when I was scrolling through the off-kilter closeups of the commenters. You have some cool friends, can I play?
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Why is it that I think if you had written the captions in LOL I would have understood it better?
My brother saw it and said it sucked… but he also thinks Love Actually is crap… so he obviously has no taste in movies.
Now for my video comment…
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@Dawg: I am a terrific translator, I'll tell you exactly what it says. (Actually, if you just say all the words out loud I bet you'll understand it.) And… your brother hates Love, Actually? I am speechless.
@Avi: eh, that had not previously occurred to me, but now I have done so. Sometimes the obvious is not obvious to me.
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*Heh.
The HHHHH key on this BRAND NEW LOANER COMPUTER does not work. I pity the fool who gets this computer next as their main machine.
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I want to go see the new Narnia movie.
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whall's comment was awesome! well done!
and i hope your video comment thing always works coz i love when dawg uses it. days that poppy also leaves you video rock.
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There's very little better than the present of Dawg's video responses on days when we are 315 miles apart.
I haven't felt like doing video responses lately, maybe I should do one right now where I watch the video and TRANSLATE IT for Dawg.
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That was quite possibly the best movie review EVER. And I'd go to this movie just to make sure that Harrison Ford doesn't break a hip.
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Oki, I made a video response (starring Ripley and my double chin) but it's on YouTube.
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yay, poppy!!!
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That was great!
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I think you may need a refresher course.
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I was a minute fifty into it, but it finally occurred to me who you look like: Jon Favreau.
It might be the new hair.
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I trespass a dumb's onion.
Indy is Indy is Indy. Chesney or not.
and I agree with sybil. where's the "Hepha cures"?
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Okay, you talked me into it. I'll go see the movie. Or I'll wait until it comes out on NetFlix. Maybe. We'll see. I'm kind of torn on this one.
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You are so rewarded.
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OMG!!! I laughed so fucking hard at this video. You need to do more of these! :clap: :lmao:
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Those are some MAD lip-reading skillz on display, yo.
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I don't know… it just doesn't seem like an authentic Avitable video unless it starts with "Hey fuckers."
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Wayne, the last paragraph lost me.
Manager Mom, sure! Thanks for visiting!
NYCWD, I think I would have stabbed myself in the eyes if I had done LOLspeak.
Poppy, so did you understand the whole thing?
Lisa, I think I'll wait for DVD on that one.
Hello, you should buy a cam and do that too.
Poppy, I'll have to watch your video response now.
Tracy, he looks surprisingly good. Better than Karen Allen.
Melanie, thanks!
Rattling the Kettle, ya think?
Delmer, must be – I usually get Kevin Smith.
Zom, I decided to mix it up this time.
Jay, do what I say – I'm smarter than Britt.
BE Earl, tank ewe!
Mindy, we might just do that.
Tracy, I'm like a savant.
Jeff, yeah, I decided to try something different and see how it worked.
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Here, I'll say it louder.
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IN JOY!
Does that help?
If not, here's a more Englishified version:
You all are most welcome to comment on Wayne's blog where there are some funny high school photos. His in particular are sexy. Wayne was quite the hottie. I should know, for I am him.
Enjoy!
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I'm waiting to go see it
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But I LIKE horny bull movies!
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Wayne, ah, much better. Thanks for speaking louder.
Turnbaby, waiting for DVD?
Suebob, me too.
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If I had known I was still going to pee myself from watching it I would have used the bathroom first … oops!
You are hilarious!
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Great.
Now I want a moonpie.
Or an onion.
Whatever.
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Wow. I just can't imagine that the original was funnier, or could have made me pee myself more.
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I dunno get it. lol U too so funny
Ps I was mostly enjoying the movie right up until the end and the you know what…hokey ugh…but Daws enjoyed so it was worth it.
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I personally liked the moonpie too, Adam.
Not as much as the older moonpies though.
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How did I miss this entry?! This was sheer brilliance, my good man.
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