I am surprisingly disinterested in watching two chicks go at it. Girl-guy or guy-guy bring it on, but I’m bored with girl-girl.

And kajillionaire isn’t even a real term. Duh.

Crystal, but I only watch porn when you’re in it!

Robin, HBO softcore shit? That’s what my computer is for.

Lady Jaye, are you serious or joking?

Rayne, exactly – it’s too soft!

Tug, I’m obviously very smooth under pressure.

TMP, they’re not that close together, but when I grabbed the remote, I might have hit record.

Hello, we watched some of it and there’s barely any nudity!

Finn, then you were really turned on?

Wayne, backstabber!

AmyD, that was actually what I eventually said.

BBM, softcore lesbian porn just doesn’t do it for me.

Christie, well, clearly he’s a typical man.

Stephanie, HBO is wayyyy too boring and blah for someone with my refined pornographic tastes.

Maman, well, with a name like Fun Daddy . . .

Jeff, who knew that “understands” could have so many meanings?

Greeneyezz, the cinematography?

Metalmom, the dog seemed interested in it.

Eric, that article is way too long for me to care.

Cathouse Teri, but that stuff is so boring and tame!

Angel, I can’t catch a break.

Atomic Bombshell, I don’t know about that.

Poppy, actually, when we watched some of it to see what I had recorded, it was boring shit about two teenage girls who hang out with each other. One of them was pretty ugly, too.

Greeneyezz, I only cop to things I’ve done wrong.

DK, the redhead was fugly, though.

Marissa, that’s the thing – it’s not really porn. Which is why I’d never watch it.

Dragon, and here I thought you knew me.

Em, I also sleep on her side of the bed.

Gwen, thank you!

Girl Dislocated, another excellent point. I’d just say I was.

Stephanie, so you’re all horned out now?

Poppy, but you could be a kajillionaire!

DB, so this happens to you multiple times, eh?

DickieMaxx, but why would I watch the crap that passes for porn on TV?

Dave, but I’m a paragon of virtue and honesty!

Karl, as in “busted my nut”?

Deb, I’m not a fan of the fecal porn, I gotta say.

BPR, I think they rode a horse at one point.

Poppy, it was probably the same movie, too.

Sybil, she’s a funny one!

Jay, heartwarming and warming to the cockles of my nuts.

Winter, cats are very, very, very smart. And they like Ultimate Fighting.

Honeybell, thank you! And even Skinamax porn sucks.

Delmer, well, we actually watched a few minutes of it to see if it was really porn or not.

Tori, is that what you watch when you get ready in the morning?

Hilly, it’s like magic.

Zom, you’ll get a condom soon, I promise, and thanks for taking the hit for me!

Tracy, so are you saying you don’t believe me?

Freelance Guru, who will you make the excuse to? Your cat?

Turnbaby, I’d never lower myself to HBO porn.

Fab, and tranny porn.

Bubblewench, it’s so sad, too!

Mike, that is a decent power, isn’t it?

Penelope, you’d think people would know me better.

Bec, exactly!

Trukindog, that might be the operative difference right there.

Kapgar, they do! I saw them!

Nat, she looked 18, officer!

Sandi, why can’t your comments work there – what happens when you try?

BE Earl, she wasn’t upset, either. Just asking.

TrishK, ooh, I want to buy that!

LMSS, yeah, maybe.

NYCWD, see? You know me.

Mindy, so you don’t believe me either?

Maria, why, thank you. Glad somebody does.

I really do know how to spell “genitalia”.

I blame my earlier transgression on the fact that I was horned out thinking about porn.

@Poppy…I told you I was going to steal that phrase “horned out”.

Shoulda copyrighted it, kiddo.