I love your drawings. When you sent one with my prize I considered framing it. But then I remembered that enormous schlong you drew on it and realized my kids would start to ask questions.
I'm with Dave. Minus the hooker. But for sure the chocolate pudding.
OH! I thought your penis got way bigger, longer than your legs. Then I realized that it is a pie division.
That looks like a nice weekend! I hope you have a great time
Did your penis lose weight? I'm not used to you being so modest. I can't tell what's on TV. I'm guessing you're getting caught up with this season's Dancing with the Stars?
Same weekend plans here except the pool is a hot tub, and the burger/fries are a big Italian meal at Bucca di Peppo. Oh and I won't be with Amy, I'll be with Dude.
Your dick looks thinner. Have you been working out? Oh wait, that's a divider line... you forgot to include your dick in the picture! What! No fun for El Cocko?
Toss in a hooker and some chocolate pudding, and that's my weekend too!
Comments by Dave2
I'm jealous.
I have to work saturday then go to my boyfriends family's farm for the rest of the weekend. Ick.
Comments by Amanda
Ok, I like your weekend plans instead of mine. Of course, if I had a pool, it would be the weekend everyday.
Comments by martymankins
Are you and Amy going swing dancing?
Comments by Little Miss Sunshine State
Awww you're gonna hold hands with a girl. Or is that you in drag holding hands with a guy? ;)
Comments by sizzle
You're going to be sleeping alone?
Comments by Girl, Dislocated
no lube?
Comments by Stephanie
That looks like a perfectly wonderful weekend! Sure sounds like you could use it after your stressful week! YAY for you! And YAY for me - drawings!!!
Comments by Sybil Law
I don't like the scale. That is a scale isn't it? Fuck the scale. Eat more burgers and fries! (I have to go to the company picnic.)
Comments by Winter
As usual, your plans smash mine to little pieces.
Comments by Karl
Avit,
Add a beer drinking wedge to your little wheel of life and you'd almost have perfection.
Jake
Comments by jaketitus@live.com
*pout* it's still too cold here for the pool
Comments by bluepaintred
are you going to be naked in the pool?
Comments by hello haha narf
Great weekend plans!
Umm what happened to your penis? Did it fall off?
Comments by Penelope
Like Winter, I thought it was a scale at first, and I thought: "What a horrible weekend - but 222.2 is not that bad."
And I see you're going to watch "Summer of Love".
Comments by Mike
All you're missing is :
Comments by Lin
I love your drawings. When you sent one with my prize I considered framing it. But then I remembered that enormous schlong you drew on it and realized my kids would start to ask questions.
I'm with Dave. Minus the hooker. But for sure the chocolate pudding.
Comments by Mocha
OH! I thought your penis got way bigger, longer than your legs. Then I realized that it is a pie division.
That looks like a nice weekend! I hope you have a great time
Comments by PocketCT
That looks like my weekend—minus the pool. Good times.
Comments by *pixie*
Is that wiiFit on the TV? I love the hula-hoop game.
Comments by Been there Done that
How is this different from any other weekend?
(Je suis smartasse.)
Comments by Poppy
You are gonna spend the weekend doing 6 things at once? In a pie chart?
Whatever floats yer boat, man! Have fun! :)
Comments by B.E. Earl
I love it when you draw. Sweet weekend, Adam!
Comments by Gwen
Ohh! Is that a pool? I thought it was an amoeba or something...
Comments by Princess of the Universe
It is definitely not warm enough to go swimming here. I'm going to substitute more sleep time for pool time.
Comments by Stacey
Did your penis lose weight?
I'm not used to you being so modest. I can't tell what's on TV. I'm guessing you're getting caught up with this season's Dancing with the Stars?
Comments by Dragon
What, no sex?
Comments by LizB
OOO swimming pool and cheeseburgers and fries and fun times with Mrs. Avitable! I will be in the gym all weekend. Eat extra cheese for me.
Comments by Nina
That's my weekend, too, without the pool or the wife, although if I DID have a wife, she'd be cleaning this damn house. It's filthy.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
Same weekend plans here except the pool is a hot tub, and the burger/fries are a big Italian meal at Bucca di Peppo. Oh and I won't be with Amy, I'll be with Dude.
Wait, I don't have a penis either...
However I've got boobs!!!
Comments by Lisa
I'll be right over, do I need to bring a swim suit?
Comments by Robin
Your dick looks thinner. Have you been working out? Oh wait, that's a divider line... you forgot to include your dick in the picture! What! No fun for El Cocko?
Comments by kapgar
Vampires sleep with their heads hanging down like that too.
Comments by Anndi
Since we are all sharing here
My weekend?
Comments by AmyD
Looks like my kind of weekend. Have a good one.
Comments by Summer
Either that's a pie-division line and your penis is conspicuously absent, or your penis has grown uncharacteristically narrow and black.
Either it's missing or it's turned into a Twizzler.
Scary choice.
Good luck with that.
Comments by Janna
Does your penis pointing down and just "hanging out" mean you have no penis involved plans for the weekend?
Comments by DutchBitch