For my brain, it’s a three-day weekend
My weekend
What I learned this weekend
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Twitter: Blogography
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Toss in a hooker and some chocolate pudding, and that’s my weekend too!
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Twitter: Amanda234
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I’m jealous.
I have to work saturday then go to my boyfriends family’s farm for the rest of the weekend. Ick.
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Ok, I like your weekend plans instead of mine. Of course, if I had a pool, it would be the weekend everyday.
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Are you and Amy going swing dancing?
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Awww you’re gonna hold hands with a girl. Or is that you in drag holding hands with a guy?
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You’re going to be sleeping alone?
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no lube?
:loser:
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That looks like a perfectly wonderful weekend! Sure sounds like you could use it after your stressful week! YAY for you! And YAY for me – drawings!!! :thumbsup:
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I don’t like the scale. That is a scale isn’t it? Fuck the scale. Eat more burgers and fries! (I have to go to the company picnic.)
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As usual, your plans smash mine to little pieces.
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Avit,
Add a beer drinking wedge to your little wheel of life and you’d almost have perfection.
Jake
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*pout* it’s still too cold here for the pool
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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are you going to be naked in the pool?
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Great weekend plans!
Umm what happened to your penis? Did it fall off?
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Twitter: LeSombre
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Like Winter, I thought it was a scale at first, and I thought: “What a horrible weekend – but 222.2 is not that bad.”
And I see you’re going to watch “Summer of Love”.
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All you’re missing is : :boobs3:
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I love your drawings. When you sent one with my prize I considered framing it. But then I remembered that enormous schlong you drew on it and realized my kids would start to ask questions.
I’m with Dave. Minus the hooker. But for sure the chocolate pudding.
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OH! I thought your penis got way bigger, longer than your legs. Then I realized that it is a pie division.
That looks like a nice weekend! I hope you have a great time
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That looks like my weekend—minus the pool. Good times.
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Is that wiiFit on the TV? I love the hula-hoop game.
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Twitter: poppycede
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How is this different from any other weekend?
(Je suis smartasse.)
:fisting:
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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You are gonna spend the weekend doing 6 things at once? In a pie chart?
Whatever floats yer boat, man! Have fun!
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I love it when you draw. Sweet weekend, Adam!
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Ohh! Is that a pool? I thought it was an amoeba or something… :lmao:
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It is definitely not warm enough to go swimming here. I’m going to substitute more sleep time for pool time.
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Did your penis lose weight? :lmao: I’m not used to you being so modest. I can’t tell what’s on TV. I’m guessing you’re getting caught up with this season’s Dancing with the Stars?
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What, no sex?
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Twitter: Readerwrites
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OOO swimming pool and cheeseburgers and fries and fun times with Mrs. Avitable! I will be in the gym all weekend. Eat extra cheese for me.
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Twitter: tlkaply
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That’s my weekend, too, without the pool or the wife, although if I DID have a wife, she’d be cleaning this damn house. It’s filthy.
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Same weekend plans here except the pool is a hot tub, and the burger/fries are a big Italian meal at Bucca di Peppo. Oh and I won’t be with Amy, I’ll be with Dude.
Wait, I don’t have a penis either…
However I’ve got boobs!!!
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Twitter: hismuse
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I’ll be right over, do I need to bring a swim suit?
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Twitter: Kapgar
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Your dick looks thinner. Have you been working out? Oh wait, that’s a divider line… you forgot to include your dick in the picture! What! No fun for El Cocko?
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Vampires sleep with their heads hanging down like that too.
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Since we are all sharing here :3some:
My weekend?
:martini: :sex011: :martini: :martini: :boobs4: :martini: :martini: :martini:
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Looks like my kind of weekend. Have a good one.
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Either that’s a pie-division line and your penis is conspicuously absent, or your penis has grown uncharacteristically narrow and black.
Either it’s missing or it’s turned into a Twizzler.
Scary choice.
Good luck with that.
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Does your penis pointing down and just “hanging out” mean you have no penis involved plans for the weekend?
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