Monthly Archives: May 2008

Hair of the gorilla

Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 by Avitable

It’s getting hot again, so it’s time for a haircut! Before: After: Now if I could just get this nail polish off of my fucking feet!

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Grand Theft Autoerotica

Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 by Avitable

As some of you may have gathered, I can be a bit obsessive compulsive about things (gum, hand wash, toilet paper, diet coke, hotels). One of those things is video games. Currently, I’m impatiently awaiting the release of GTA 4 … Continue reading →

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Plum

Posted on Monday, May 19, 2008 by Avitable

I just got my new American Express Plum Card, and I’m excited! Why am I excited? Well, the commercial makes it seem like American Express will become your best friend and read your business plan and really care about the … Continue reading →

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Lazy Sunday XL

Posted on Sunday, May 18, 2008 by Avitable

And here we are, with the 40th Edition of Lazy Sunday! You can find last week’s answers, scores and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it’s time for today’s Lazy Sunday contest! This week’s prize is a 6-pack … Continue reading →

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Reptilian repetition

Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2008 by Avitable

I thought I’d dust off this old classic herpephilia video for you. Many of you may never have even seen it! I’ve embedded it here, but you can also click here to download it for your own viewing pleasure. May … Continue reading →

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Birthdaystravaganzapaloozapolis

Posted on Friday, May 16, 2008 by Avitable

(click me to see larger) Since I was busy yesterday solving the country’s problem of ingrained racism, I neglected several birthdays, so a drawing was in order. Belated happy birthday wishes to Sybil, BlondeBlogger, and Grant! You’re all really fucking … Continue reading →

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Nigger

Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2008 by Avitable

“Adam, you wouldn’t seriously want a black guy to be our President, would you?” That’s an actual quote from one of my uncles a few weeks ago. The thing is, I didn’t grow up in an explicitly racist household. My … Continue reading →

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Mary Worth likes anal sex.

Posted on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 by Avitable

My revisions of Family Circus comics were popular a few weeks ago, so I thought I’d try again, this time with that old harridan, that busybody, that nosy bitch that everyone hates, Mary Worth! It’s just a thumbnail because the … Continue reading →

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Too early for Halloween?

Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 by Avitable

First, let me say that I was really surprised that yesterday, nobody made it over the blog where I guest posted to leave a comment. I was trying to show some support to Gina and maybe get her a few … Continue reading →

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Not here today . . .

Posted on Monday, May 12, 2008 by Avitable

I’m guest posting today. Over here. Come visit and leave her a comment!

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