The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: May 2008
Lazy Sunday XXXIX
After a hiatus last week, we’re back, and the questions are as tough as ever! You can find last week’s answers, scores and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it’s time for today’s Lazy Sunday contest! This week’s … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, contest, fun, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
35 Comments
John Mayer’s funny?
Makin’ Music with John Mayer on FunnyOrDie.com Why, yes. John Mayer’s pretty funny!
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, comedy, funny or die, humor, john mayer, kristen bell, video, Vlog
32 Comments
Quizvitable
Stole this idea from the lovely and amazing Hilly: How well do you know Avitable? Here’s a quiz just for you, to see if you’re just a minor Avitafan, a hardcore Avitageek, or Britt. And as an incentive, the person … Continue reading
Musings
If you get caught trying to take a drunk girl’s pants off with your teeth, pretending you’re invisible probably won’t work. Do you think that maybe Hitler just really hated juice, but was misunderstood by those below him? If you … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, comedy, deep thoughts, humor, masturbation, musings, sex
49 Comments
A man and his penis
Everybody else seems to be recapping TequilaCon very well, so instead, I just put this video together to show some of the swag that we got in Philadelphia. I also included a very extra-special video clip from the night of … Continue reading
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, karl, penis, philadelphia, tequilacon, Vlog, Whoring, youtube, zazzle
62 Comments
TequilaCon 2008
I’ll have more recaps later with photos and video, but for now, since I just landed about three hours ago, made it home, and am falling asleep as I type this. I’m sure I forgot a few people – email … Continue reading
Don’t bother reading this.
There’s nothing here. It’s Saturday afternoon and I’m just getting ready so I can head over to TequilaCon 08! I will capture as many drunken bloggers on camera as I can. Oh, and I saw Iron Man today – fucking … Continue reading
Well, fuck me sideways
It was yesterday. Around 11 AM. We’re sitting out on my porch and Britt is smoking (loudly, as usual). Me: “It’s too bad that we’re flying in on Saturday instead of Friday.” Britt: “I know! SHMMMACKPOOOOOFFFF! So many people are … Continue reading








