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Lazy Sunday XLII

And here we are, with the 42nd Edition of Lazy Sunday!

So, last week, in addition to the normal contest, I had three references from the week before that nobody got right! I offered a six-pack of gourmet popcorn from Dale & Thomas to the first person to email me with the correct answers for all three. Unfortunately, none of you guessed correctly, which ashames me on so many levels. Sigh. So, here are the three references and their answers:

1. My roommate and I once:
Well, to be fair, it was roommates, and they helped me get together with a girl, even though they were a bit gross.
Hint: The roommates might not be humans.
Answer: Joe’s Apartment

11. If you visit my hometown:
If you’re from Cleveland, you’ll feel right at home.
Hint: This hometown and Cleveland have something in common that is very unique.
Answer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Cleveland and Sunnydale are the only two places in the world with hellmouths.

15. If I could have any car it would be:
A magical red car that I can turn into.
Hint: This is not a television show for adults and it’s not longer on air.
Answer: Turbo Teen

You can find the rest of last week’s answers, scores and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it’s time for today’s Lazy Sunday contest! This week’s prize is a $25 Gift Certificate!

Everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be shy! The questions may be hard, but everyone who’s between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct – I promise.

The rules:

It’s very simple. I go through my Myspace friends and pick one of their survey bulletins and answer 15 of the questions. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can – some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket – you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera. You’re on the honor system – try not to Google or look at other people’s answers!

The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I’ll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.

Ready? Here we go!

1. What color is your toothbrush?
The color isn’t important. What’s important is that I have a friend who works in a crime lab that I can send the toothbrush to, and he can tell me how recently you brushed your teeth.

2. Name one person that made you smile yesterday?
This one handicapped guy who was making a handicapped face.

3. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Just got back from killing a whole shitload of Burmese soldiers.

4. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Only that one where the girl jumps up and down.

5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
“My large tropical snake isn’t interested in what you’re currently offering unless your posterior meets his size requirements, miss.” Or something like that.

6. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Napalm. It tastes like victory.

7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
A milkshake.

8. The last sporting event you watched?
The Denver Broncos vs. some other team. I only watched it because I own them.

9. Ever go camping?
Once, along this meteor crater. Then I got murdered, which sucked.

10. Do you like Chinese food over pizza?
Only for Christmas dinner.

11. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
My fricking roommate won’t let me poo without talking to me.

12. What are you doing tomorrow?
Tomorrow? Well, first, I want to slay the dragon.

13. Where is your dad?
Tied up and gagged in the closet so that he can be framed for my murder.

14. Look to your left, what do you see?
A bottle of delicious Fiji Water.

15. Any plans today?
I plan on learning how to use those damned shells.

And here are the answers and winners from last week’s contest :

First, see how you did by viewing this Google spreadsheet. Metalmom got the most correct, with 12 right! Nice job!:

Next, here are the questions and answers:

1. Where do you go when you need to just get away?
My happy place.
Happy Gilmore

2. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes. I think I survived that trainwreck for a purpose. To fulfill a destiny.

3. Who is the one person you can always turn to?
My Mocha Bear

4. Have you ever won a raffle?
I don’t enter raffles, ok? They fuck you when you buy the ticket, and they fuck you when they draw the name and you don’t win, ok? They fuck you and they know that you won’t know you got fucked, ok?
Lethal Weapon 2

5. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Well, I tried to get people to join me in “3 Coins in a Fountain” but it didn’t work out.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

6. Favorite school field trip as a kid?
The only one I went on was when I peed my pants.
Billy Madison

7. Who do you wake up for in the morning?
I wake up just for the chance to gaze upon the face of my lovely Laura! Too bad her policeman father hates me so.
Family Matters

8. Do you think that global warming is happening?
It can’t rain all the time.
Jane Siberry, “It Can’t Rain All The Time” (not The Crow!)

9. Have you or would you ever use a ouija board?
Maybe to ask my late fiancee Susan to see if she really was a lesbian before we got engaged.

10. Have you ever pretended you were happy around your friends but weren’t?
No. I smile like I mean it.
The Killers, “Smile Like You Mean It”

11. Where would you most like to visit?
A small burnt-out town in New Jersey run by an old crazy judge and his fucked-up family.
Nothing But Trouble

12. Do you think your ex still likes you?
Well, she threw a shark at me, so probably not.
My Super Ex-Girlfriend

13. Have you ever had a pet fish?
I was going to get one, but then a pelican came in the window and in the commotion, my fish got away down the sink.
Finding Nemo

14. What is the craziest thing you’ve done with your best friend?
I peed on his silk shirt so we could break out of jail.
Shanghai Noon

15. What’s your favorite thing to do over the summer?
Come up from my hiding place at the bottom of the lake and kill any people who are doing drugs, drinking, or having sex.
Friday the Thirteenth (any of them, except the first one)

Here’s how I chose the winner:

First, I entered everyone’s answers into a spreadsheet, giving 1 point for each correct answer and 0 points for each wrong answer. The total number of points equaled the person’s “raffle tickets” for the drawing.

Then I created a randomized list using of every “raffle ticket” – basically each person’s name was repeated as many times as they had right answers. This gave me a random list of 110 entries.

Finally, using again, I asked it to generate a random integer between 1 and 110. It chose #71.

#71 is my winner.

(drumroll please)

Congratulations to Amanda!

You win a box full of sweet 70s sensations, from Mike and Ikes to O’Henrys and other classics! Email me to confirm your win and give me your address. The rest of you, thank you for playing, and try your luck with today’s contest!

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30 Replies to “Lazy Sunday XLII”

  1. metalmom

    12 right and I still didn’t win? Shit! Oh well. Congratulations Amanda!

    1. Uncle Buck
    2. Denis Leary “A.S.S.H.O.L.E.”
    5. “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-Lot
    6. “Apocalypse Now”
    10. “A Christmas Story”
    15. “Demolition Man”

  2. Nat

    Jane Sibery! Really? Wow… colour me impressed. I suck this week. Well, I suck every week but this week more so than others.

    2. Asshole, Denis Leary (love him.)
    6. Apocalypse Now.

  3. B.E. Earl

    1. Sounds like something from Seinfeld.
    2. Denis Leary – “I’m an asshole” from No Cure For Cancer.
    3. Is this the latest Rambo flick? I remember hearing something about Burma.
    4. Chubby’s from “My Name is Earl”
    5. “Baby Got Back” – Sir Mixalot.
    6. Apocalypse Now
    7. There Will Be Blood
    8. South Park???
    9. Wolf Creek
    10. A Christmas Story
    11. no clue – sounds familiar though.
    12. Dragonheart
    13. Scream
    14. Castaway???
    15. Demolition Man – the movie, not the song.

    I’ve been averaging 10 right or so a week. Looks to be about the same this week.

  4. Sybil Law

    I so can’t wait to come back. I am so tired and can barly type this sentence. Tonight, we had a sleepover. Two 6 year olds in the house and a rocking game of Twister has me feeling OLD. 🙂
    I still can’t get over those answers no one (including me)got!
    Oh and congrats, Amanda! :woohoo:

  5. manager mom

    As I am not too bright, I thought I was supposed to email this. But I’m back and in it to win it!
    1. Uncle Buck
    2. Denis Leary Asshole
    5. Baby’s Got Back Sir Mixalot
    6. Apocalypse Now
    7. There Will Be Blood
    8. The Simpsons, Sunday Cruddy Sunday
    9. Starman.
    10. A Christmas Story
    12. Ummm.. Buffy The Vampire or Beowulf?
    15. Demolition Man

  6. Shiny

    1. Uncle Buck
    2. Denis Leary – ASSHOLE
    3. Rambo (the new one)
    4. My Name Is Earl
    5. Sir Mix-a-Lot – “Baby Got Back.” (Have you heard Jonathan Coulton’s version of it? A must listen…)
    6. Apocalypse Now
    7. There Will Be Blood
    8. The Simpsons
    9. Men in Black
    10. A Christmas Story
    11. No idea. But you mentioned “roommate” so I’ll say “Joe’s Apartment.” 🙂
    12. The Fisher King
    13. LOST
    14. A Civil Action
    15. Demolition Man

  7. DutchBitch

    OK don’t think I never try. I try and try every week but I totally suck at shit like this…

    I am gonna go out on a wild limb and say that at least one of those is referring to “The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland”

    Do I win? Do I? DO I!?!?!?!

  8. Hilly

    1. CSI
    2. I am Asshole (Dennis Leary)
    3. Rambo (2008)
    5. Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot
    6. Apocalypse Now
    7. There Will Be Blood
    8. The Simpsons
    9. Wolf Creek
    10. Christmas Story
    11. Erm…South Park?
    13. Scream
    15. Demolition Man

  9. hello haha narf

    1. What color is your toothbrush?

    2. Name one person that made you smile yesterday?
    Dennis Leary’s Asshole song

    3. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

    5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
    This really had better be Sir Mix A Lot

    7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
    Is this the song you dance to on this site?

    10. Do you like Chinese food over pizza?
    A Christmas Story!!

  10. Mike

    2. Name one person that made you smile yesterday?
    I’m an asshole, I-O-I-O…

    5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
    Baby’s got back

    6. What is the best ice cream flavor?
    Apocalypse Now

    7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
    Pulp Fiction

    11. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?

    14. Look to your left, what do you see?
    Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    15. Any plans today?
    Demolition Man

  11. Been there Done that

    1) Uncle Buck
    2) Asshole
    3) Rambo
    4) Catalina from My Name is Earl
    5) Baby Got Back
    6) Apocalypse Now
    7) There Will Be Blood
    8) All that I know about this one is that John Elway almost owned 10% of the team. Is Mile High Stadium that answer? Of course not.
    9) Wolf Creek
    10) Christmas Story
    13) Scream
    14) The Blue Lagoon (Showing my age?)
    15) Demolition Man

  12. Sybil Law

    Where are my answers?! Dammit – I’ll do it again!
    1. Uncle Buck
    2. Denis Leary “I’m an Asshole”
    5. “Baby Got Back”, Sir Mix A Lot
    6. Apocalypse Now
    8. The Simpson’s
    9. Starman
    10. A Christmas Story
    11. Single White Female
    12. Dragonslayer
    13. Scream
    14. Jesus is Magic, Sarah Silverman ?!!
    I suck. Again. 🙂

  13. Jhianna

    Brain no workie today…

    1. Eh – one of the bajillion CSI shows?
    4. My Name Is Earl
    5. I don’t know, but I need to rent it.
    6. Apocalypse Now? (I like the smell of Napalm in the morning, right? Am I smelling toast here?)
    8. The Simpsons?
    12. Dragonheart? Reign of Fire?
    15. Demolition Man

  14. Catherine

    I’m such a loser!! I can’t believe I won and didn’t know it.

    I want whatever size t-shirt that would fit Amy. I like smaller t-shirts that fit, but nothing kid sized.

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