Can't blog
Can't blog. Too busy playing LEGO Indiana Jones for the Wii.
Instead, watch some of my favorite Youtube videos that I've made:
Everything comes down to poo:
Chocorrito:
10 Things:
Singing "Before He Cheats":
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- Is putting Hershey's syrup in premade chocolate milk overkill? Survey says no.
- I have posted: This is one Mr. for whom I'd drop my panties. http://bit.ly/aZgqWM
- When figuring out a course of action, I ask "WWIDIIWFTFAKWWH?" or "What would I do if I was from the future and knew what would happen?"
- Ever see someone out in public and just think, "Somebody should tell her she has a moustache"?
- At the dentist for the first time in two years. I love the dentist! #notsarcasm
You are silly. That is all.
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I just remembered I promised to buy that for my boyfriend. Oh well.
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haha…that first video made me laugh.
EDIT: the video works now….
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Ooh, I want that!
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I hate you. I hate Nintendo. I hate the stupid sores.
Can I come live at your house?
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Okay. Is it wrong that the one with you singing "Before He Cheats" gives me lady wood?
Seriously. Now I want to see Britt sing it…karaoke style, with a few Brittini's in her.
The Chocorito still makes me throw up a little. In my mouth.
Seacrest out. :boobs4:
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What a great idea. A vlog marathon! Kinda like the Law & Order marathon TNT does on holidays.
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Indy Jones,
That's the game.
That game again, is
Indy Jones.
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I keep waiting for that stuffed Angel doll behind you in the last video to move around and stuff.
Is that weird?
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Oooh, I'll be bored at work tomorrow. I will be stalking your site for video fun!
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And I am sooooo jealous!
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Ahhh…I finally have high speed and can watch, but I'm at the end of reading blogs and it's after 3 am so I'm too tired. Will have to come back tomorrow.
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I still say your best video is Dancing Avitable. Every time I watch it I just start laughing for 5 minutes.
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Maybe I do need a Wii so I would have an excuse for not blogging.
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I am DY-ing for a Wii. Those evil marketing geniuses have created shortages, and I can't get one without paying through the nose on ebay.
OK – how long is the wife out of town on business? Because I could bring over some frozen Cuban sammies if you're looking for a break from the chocolate.
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I can't wait to get that game! We're too broke to buy it right now.. but soon.. We're still working on Lego Star Wars though.
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please tell me you can use the remote to crack Indy's whip
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Thanks for the video trip down memory lane. Freak.
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Can't watch videos at work, maybe later.
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Yanno–when, upon seeing your title for today, 'someone' mentioned that you were getting lazy with your posting lately I took up for you, seeing as how busy you've been etc.
I should have known.
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That's funny…
"Eww…it's hot…it's hot."
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I really don't mind when people get new video games that occupy their time… but would a realscreenshot be too much to ask for those of us WITHOUT the pixelated awesomeness?
I really need to know… does it let you use the whip with a flick of the hand?
That would be too cool.
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Really pisses me off that my employer blocks YouTube so I can't watch your vids at work. Sheesh they act like it would keep me from working or something. :deadhorse:
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Can't blog, neither. But, you know this.
Thanks for getting me to crack a smile. :hug:
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lazy fucker.
oh wait, my excuse for not having a post up is because i got drunk after bowling league last night.
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i have to admit, i hadn't seen that last one. i am a better person for having heard the lilting sound of your beautiful voice.
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Poppy, the silly RULER OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!
Amanda, if you were a good girlfriend, you'd go do that right now.
Divalicious, sometimes Youtube just says they're unavailable.
Karl, it's pretty fun!
BPR, yes. And by "sores", you meant "stores", right?
Stephanie, lady wood, eh? Was your clit standing at attention?
Jay, exactly, but with less death.
Wayne, did you get to play your nephew's?
BE Earl, he only moves when I'm sleeping.
Hilly, you've probably seen all of these, I think.
Dave, running away from the Lego boulder is fun.
BB, it's about time you have normal speed internet.
DickieMaxx, yeah, that is a classic.
Britt, you're getting valuable face time in those videos – you shouldn't complain.
Manager Mom, oh, she's in town this week. I just kicked her out of the living room so that we could play.
Bubblewench, I loved Lego Star Wars – took me a long time to beat that one.
Dan, yup!
Fab, have you tried the chocorrito yet?
Robin, just tell your boss it's more important than your actual work.
Turnbaby, yeah, today was all about laziness.
Student Teacher, I had a hard time understanding why something I microwaved was hot.
NYCWD, I hadn't opened the box yet. And yes, you can flick your hand and he cracks the whip.
Willie G, those bastards.
CMG, love ya!
Hello, you definitely should have blogged, if you were drunk!
Crystal, better or deafer?
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drunk twitter twats about wanting to do indiana jones on the bar was enough…
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LEGO Indiana Jones for the Wii? I'm so f**king jealous. (sitting, arms crossed, pouting)
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Use Your Delusion 2.
*GIGGLE*
Thanks for giving me the opportunity to use that!!!!!!
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Avi, no, he's in San Antonio. But I did get a phone call asking if I knew how to re-change the DS to not be in French. Evidently somehow it got stuck in non-English mode, and Indy just isn't Indy when en francais.
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I can't watch the last one. If I do, it'll get that song in my head again and then I'll be singing my own words about killing you and I'll be singing it for days. Days!
Damn you if it gets stuck in my head later I am going to have to fly down there and beat you! :poke:
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Dude, you are killing me with the covetousness. :banghead:
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:cock: You do a mean Carrie Underwood impression. PS. Is that emoticon that I used a hairy bouncing nut with a nose and sunglasses?
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You and Miss Britt are so freaking cute. It's almost disgusting.
I like how you busted her out on the pool farts.
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Oh wow… That game sounds way fun. Can I come over and play?
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Since I subscribe to your comments, I couldn't help but read all those idiotic ones that Crunchy kept leaving, so I had to say something!
Seriously – Crunchy is a crunchy douche. :violent018:
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OMG, I practically live on those Jose Ole burritos!!! Only I smother mine with melted butter and cheese … mmmmm … Oh, and I have that Voodoo Knife Rack too!
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I miss Jose Ole burritos, but not as much as I miss my colon. Sigh.
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OH….my boys want that game. Is it fun?
J.
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I don't get the game thing. But have a good time with it!
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I played LEGO Indy last night for a while. It's a lot of fun. And they built in enough challenges to make it really fun and difficult and the same time.
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Hello, yeah that was pretty good.
Dragon, it's fun!
Poppy, anytime.
Wayne, then he just runs away?
Sybil, beat me off?
Tracy, I'm okay with that.
Shamelessly Sassy, I'm almost indistinguishable from her. And yes it is.
Mocha, cutest fake couple on the internet.
Atomic Bombshell, anytime!
Sybil, yes, he is.
DK, you should try chocolate syrup instead.
Always Home, what happened to your colon?
HG, very fun!
Winter, you don't get it?
Marty, I agree. It's definitely not too easy.
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Me, Mexican food … not living in harmony these days. It sucks turning 40.
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Always Home, I thought maybe your colon was shot off in the war.
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No, that was my pride.
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Haha
Is that the payment for the Halloween party?!
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Didn't know that had the Indiana Jones thing for the Wii. I went to get a Wii Fit last weekend and they were SOLD OUT! Can a girl get a little yoga with her WII? Or some soccer?
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Always Home, must have been some war!
Sybil, is what what now?
Lisa, just came out on Tuesday – you should go get that instead. Fuck Wii Fit!
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HAHA! That first one is hilarious.
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