Can't blog. Too busy playing LEGO Indiana Jones for the Wii.
Instead, watch some of my favorite Youtube videos that I've made:
Everything comes down to poo:
Chocorrito:
10 Things:
Singing "Before He Cheats":
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You are silly. That is all.
Comments by Poppy
I just remembered I promised to buy that for my boyfriend. Oh well.
Comments by Amanda
haha...that first video made me laugh.
EDIT: the video works now....
Comments by Divalicious
Ooh, I want that!
Comments by Karl
I hate you. I hate Nintendo. I hate the stupid sores.
Can I come live at your house?
Comments by bluepaintred
Okay. Is it wrong that the one with you singing "Before He Cheats" gives me lady wood?
Seriously. Now I want to see Britt sing it...karaoke style, with a few Brittini's in her.
The Chocorito still makes me throw up a little. In my mouth.
Seacrest out.
Comments by Stephanie
What a great idea. A vlog marathon! Kinda like the Law & Order marathon TNT does on holidays.
Comments by Jay
Indy Jones,
That's the game.
That game again, is
Indy Jones.
Comments by whall
I keep waiting for that stuffed Angel doll behind you in the last video to move around and stuff.
Is that weird?
Comments by B.E. Earl
Oooh, I'll be bored at work tomorrow. I will be stalking your site for video fun!
Comments by Hilly
And I am sooooo jealous!
Comments by Dave2
Ahhh...I finally have high speed and can watch, but I'm at the end of reading blogs and it's after 3 am so I'm too tired. Will have to come back tomorrow.
Comments by BlondeBlogger
I still say your best video is Dancing Avitable. Every time I watch it I just start laughing for 5 minutes.
Comments by Dickie Maxx
Maybe I do need a Wii so I would have an excuse for not blogging.
Comments by Miss Britt
I am DY-ing for a Wii. Those evil marketing geniuses have created shortages, and I can't get one without paying through the nose on ebay.
OK - how long is the wife out of town on business? Because I could bring over some frozen Cuban sammies if you're looking for a break from the chocolate.
Comments by Manager Mom
I can't wait to get that game! We're too broke to buy it right now.. but soon.. We're still working on Lego Star Wars though.
Comments by bubblewench
please tell me you can use the remote to crack Indy's whip
Comments by Dan
Thanks for the video trip down memory lane. Freak.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Can't watch videos at work, maybe later.
Comments by Robin
Yanno–when, upon seeing your title for today, 'someone' mentioned that you were getting lazy with your posting lately I took up for you, seeing as how busy you've been etc.
I should have known.
Comments by Turnbaby
That's funny...
"Eww...it's hot...it's hot."
Comments by student teacher (mcat)
I really don't mind when people get new video games that occupy their time... but would a realscreenshot be too much to ask for those of us WITHOUT the pixelated awesomeness?
I really need to know... does it let you use the whip with a flick of the hand?
That would be too cool.
Comments by NYCWD
Really pisses me off that my employer blocks YouTube so I can't watch your vids at work. Sheesh they act like it would keep me from working or something.
Comments by Willie G
Can't blog, neither. But, you know this.
Thanks for getting me to crack a smile.
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
lazy fucker.
oh wait, my excuse for not having a post up is because i got drunk after bowling league last night.
Comments by hello haha narf
i have to admit, i hadn't seen that last one. i am a better person for having heard the lilting sound of your beautiful voice.
Comments by Crys
Poppy, the silly RULER OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!
Amanda, if you were a good girlfriend, you'd go do that right now.
Divalicious, sometimes Youtube just says they're unavailable.
Karl, it's pretty fun!
BPR, yes. And by "sores", you meant "stores", right?
Stephanie, lady wood, eh? Was your clit standing at attention?
Jay, exactly, but with less death.
Wayne, did you get to play your nephew's?
BE Earl, he only moves when I'm sleeping.
Hilly, you've probably seen all of these, I think.
Dave, running away from the Lego boulder is fun.
BB, it's about time you have normal speed internet.
DickieMaxx, yeah, that is a classic.
Britt, you're getting valuable face time in those videos - you shouldn't complain.
Manager Mom, oh, she's in town this week. I just kicked her out of the living room so that we could play.
Bubblewench, I loved Lego Star Wars - took me a long time to beat that one.
Dan, yup!
Fab, have you tried the chocorrito yet?
Robin, just tell your boss it's more important than your actual work.
Turnbaby, yeah, today was all about laziness.
Student Teacher, I had a hard time understanding why something I microwaved was hot.
NYCWD, I hadn't opened the box yet. And yes, you can flick your hand and he cracks the whip.
Willie G, those bastards.
CMG, love ya!
Hello, you definitely should have blogged, if you were drunk!
Crystal, better or deafer?
Comments by Avitable
drunk twitter twats about wanting to do indiana jones on the bar was enough...
Comments by hello haha narf
LEGO Indiana Jones for the Wii? I'm so f**king jealous. (sitting, arms crossed, pouting)
Comments by Dragon
Use Your Delusion 2.
*GIGGLE*
Thanks for giving me the opportunity to use that!!!!!!
Comments by Poppy
Avi, no, he's in San Antonio. But I did get a phone call asking if I knew how to re-change the DS to not be in French. Evidently somehow it got stuck in non-English mode, and Indy just isn't Indy when en francais.
Comments by whall
I can't watch the last one. If I do, it'll get that song in my head again and then I'll be singing my own words about killing you and I'll be singing it for days. Days!
Damn you if it gets stuck in my head later I am going to have to fly down there and beat you!
Comments by Sybil Law
Dude, you are killing me with the covetousness.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
Comments by Shamelessly Sassy
You and Miss Britt are so freaking cute. It's almost disgusting.
I like how you busted her out on the pool farts.
Comments by Mocha
Oh wow... That game sounds way fun. Can I come over and play?
Comments by Atomic Bombshell
Since I subscribe to your comments, I couldn't help but read all those idiotic ones that Crunchy kept leaving, so I had to say something!
Seriously - Crunchy is a crunchy douche.
Comments by sybil law
OMG, I practically live on those Jose Ole burritos!!! Only I smother mine with melted butter and cheese ... mmmmm ... Oh, and I have that Voodoo Knife Rack too!
Comments by DanjerusKurves
I miss Jose Ole burritos, but not as much as I miss my colon. Sigh.
Comments by always home and uncool
OH....my boys want that game. Is it fun?
J.
Comments by Hoosier Girl
I don't get the game thing. But have a good time with it!
Comments by Winter
I played LEGO Indy last night for a while. It's a lot of fun. And they built in enough challenges to make it really fun and difficult and the same time.
Comments by martymankins
Hello, yeah that was pretty good.
Dragon, it's fun!
Poppy, anytime.
Wayne, then he just runs away?
Sybil, beat me off?
Tracy, I'm okay with that.
Shamelessly Sassy, I'm almost indistinguishable from her. And yes it is.
Mocha, cutest fake couple on the internet.
Atomic Bombshell, anytime!
Sybil, yes, he is.
DK, you should try chocolate syrup instead.
Always Home, what happened to your colon?
HG, very fun!
Winter, you don't get it?
Marty, I agree. It's definitely not too easy.
Comments by Avitable
Me, Mexican food ... not living in harmony these days. It sucks turning 40.
Comments by always home and uncool
Always Home, I thought maybe your colon was shot off in the war.
Comments by Avitable
No, that was my pride.
Comments by always home and uncool
Haha
Is that the payment for the Halloween party?!
Comments by sybil law
Didn't know that had the Indiana Jones thing for the Wii. I went to get a Wii Fit last weekend and they were SOLD OUT! Can a girl get a little yoga with her WII? Or some soccer?
Comments by Lisa
Always Home, must have been some war!
Sybil, is what what now?
Lisa, just came out on Tuesday - you should go get that instead. Fuck Wii Fit!
Comments by Avitable
HAHA! That first one is hilarious.
Comments by Em