I heard somebody say “illusions of grandeur” instead of “delusions” and it just stuck in my head.
Who lives in my head?
There comes a time in every man’s life when he tries to suck his own dick
Pedophilia vs. Murder – which is worse?
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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I don’t get it. :dunce:
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Are you holding an eye dropper?
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Have you considered a career change to artist?
Oh wait, what do you do again?
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no.. its like a mutated ice cream cone, Amanda.
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Well the pen is mightier than the sword. So it makes sense that your “illusion” drawing is a bit bigger than the hot dog meat picture we normally see!
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So, you’re holding a vibrator and thinking about James Taylor?
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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Wow… finally a real rendition on what was going through Van Gogh’s mind!!!
Try to hold onto your ears.
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I keep my illusions of grandeur next to the ATM machine, which supposably is close to where you can retrieve your PIN number if you loose it.
/cringe
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Hello… Avi draws with a Sharpie marker.
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What? You want to be an old balding monk?
Weird, man. Even for you.
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how do you have such a big cock and no balls?
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Twitter: poppycede
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I said “Use Your Delusion” to you twice today. Where’s my drawing?
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Fancy artist hat and no pants? It’s a good look.
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I am lost.
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lmao i got it. but what im laughing about is your floor length penis.
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Tsk tsk. Amanda has never seen a penis before. Now you have raised the bar for the first poor fellow who drops his pants for her.
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I don’t think the illusion is necessarily grander than the reality.
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Wow…you are one kick ass artist.
I hope to be as good as you someday.
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
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Twitter: hismuse
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Something is going to go wrong if your penis keeps dragging on the floor like that.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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There was a Magic, the Gathering card (from the Ice Age set, I think) called “Illusions of Grandeur”. It was a crazy cumulative upkeep Enchantment thingie.
Holy crap! I’m such a geek.
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Ack. Shit like that makes me cringe inside.
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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:dunce: What was that about again??
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Don’t listen to them, Avi. They are all philistines. Although it does kind of look like you’re holding a vibrator. :batting:
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I thought you were holding a small penis to paint with! Haha
I love it. Anytime there are drawings, I love it.
Illusions of grandeur cracks me up.
Oh- and good job! Who’s the dude, though?!
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:lmao:
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I totally thought you were holding a penis in your hand… and I love it when people mangle adages. It’s like when they mangle song lyrics.
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My illusions of grandeur keep me thinking I’m going to be as famous as Hemingway.
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Britt, the illusion in his head is much grander than the reality.
Amanda, what, you’ve never seen a crudely drawn paintbrush before?
Princess, I like to eat way too much to become an artist.
Hilly, hot dog meat? Are you drunk?
Sheila, a cylindrical ice cream cone, of course.
LMSS, who’s James Taylor?
NYCWD, I’ll be careful.
Thursday’s Child, I am so confused.
Marty, that is true, although I sometimes switch it up with a pen.
Karl, doesn’t everybody?
Tori, they’re hiding.
Poppy, you can take this one and rename it. Nobody gets it anyway.
Jen, it’s my usual one.
BB, I am not surprised.
Amanda, didn’t you know? We’re all like that.
Mr. Fabulous, no, we’ll just have to convince her to date a black guy.
Golfwidow, thank you. I love you.
Hallie, I’m like Rembrandt if he fell on his head as a baby.
Robin, I’ll just have to wear heels.
BE Earl, yet you misspelled “Wookiee” over on Dawg’s blog.
Gwen, like my art?
Blondefabulous, it’s much simpler and clunkier than you think.
Dragon, well that might explain why it wasn’t painting very well.
Sybil, I don’t know – the cartoon Avi’s the one who drew it!
Mindy, sigh.
Winter, I’m really bad at song lyrics.
Marissa, Mariel or Ernest?
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Twitter: poppycede
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Illusion: something that deceives by producing a false or misleading impression of reality.
What’s not to get?
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There was an assistant principal at a school where I worked that used to say things like:
Someone is going to paint a murial on my wall.
Well, that’s the whole ball and wax.
I’m going to wear the pin on the label of my blouse.
She has her doctorate degree. I’m just sayin’….
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Did I tell you that when I brought your drawing to may art group it was met with applause? It was. Your illusions might have some merit.
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is the peepee part the illusion, i have to know
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People who slaughter the English language are nearly as fun as people who wear helmets and lick windows.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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everyone always says that your drawings make your penis look like a tail and i never could see that. until today. and now i am disturbed.
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How can someone have misquoted Han Solo?
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Twitter: shellimil
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So you really can draw? You should draw your penis thicker. It’s the girth not the length that is important. :jerkoff2:
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LOL good luck convincing me of that.
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Ernest, of course. I’ve never been a fan of the Audition Couch.
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I think the paintbrush is a subliminal message. Have you ever seen south park’s global warming episode when stan’s dad draws a map? If you haven’t, completely disregard this comment.
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Whew! I didn’t get it either. I thought it was going to have something to do with his huge schlong. :dunce: Illusions? Grandeur? Bwa ha ha ha
OK I am a :loser:
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Poppy, I knew you were my favorite for a reason.
BTDT, wow. Was her doctorate in Retard?
PocketCT, applause? Are you sure they didn’t applaud when you put it away so they couldn’t see it anymore?
Crystal, nope. It’s drawn life size. Not to scale, life size.
Steph, windows taste nice.
Hello, wanna watch me wag my tail?
Howard, clearly, they’re a Communist.
Shelli, no, I cannot draw. Are you seeing the same thing I am? And the length is very important. How else can I perform oral sex on myself?
Amanda, yeah, I know you can’t help it.
Marissa, well, all you need to do is grow a beard and drink yourself to death!
Kay, that’s its exact size!
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I’m pretty sure that whole drink myself to death thing is set in stone. The beard is going to be an issue.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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While the picture in your hand makes me think you’re sad, the picture above your head makes me think you’re despondent.
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Why do I expect to see the “Art Instruction School diploma somewhere on here soon
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:loser:
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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depends…are you offering video, live webcam or in person?
who am i kidding, i would love to see any of those.
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Twitter: shellimil
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I think the drawing in the illusion is pretty good. Didn’t you draw it?
As for the penis, good point! I wasn’t thinking about your pleasure. Silly me. LOL
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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Aw, poor Adam Heath, dreaming of more hair on top of his head.
Hey, while you’re at it, could you give me bigger boobs? Thanks.
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I love your drawings. So funny.
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I get it. It’s an illusion of a older, wealthy, retired and HAPPY, Adam!
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Marissa, just get a merkin and put it on your face.
Wayne, I am, however, neither.
Turnbaby, I can draw a turtle and a pirate too!
Stephanie, I know. It’s okay that you’re a loser.
Hello, I know you would!
Shelli, I did draw it, yes. And it’s poor at best, in my opinion.
Heather, more hair? I have more hair than that! For that, I’ll draw you with smaller boobs!
BBM, thanks!
Lisa, I hope I don’t look like that when I’m older. I think he’s gay.
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I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this and would like to say this to the person who said it, “Houdini performed illusions of grandeur. You are simply a moron who thinks you’re hot shit.”
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