To boob or not to boob
Forget abortion.
Fuck the war in Iraq.
Who cares about the 2nd Amendment?
I want to vote for the candidate who decides to get rid of this Puritanical notion that Americans have that topless women are somehow indecent.
Will McCain lead the oppressed chest concealers into tit-revealing victory? Or will it be Obama who will inspire a generation to let their puppies breathe?
I dream of an America where I can walk down the street and see an advertisement like this:
I dream of a time when women can go topless without feeling ashamed. When close-minded fundamentalist groups like the AFA are told to suck it up or move out of the country. When the FCC has someone from Hooters on their board. When nipples dot the landscape like multi-colored Hershey's Kisses.
Who's with me?
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Posted in Dirty talk | Tags: avitable, boobs, humor, mccain, nudity, obama, Politics, putting on my blinders
If topless becomes mandatory, I'm fleeing the country.
No one wants to see these puppies.
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I like puppies!
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I'd go topless if everyone else was.
Maybe you should move to Europe?
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you do realize that only a small percentage of the population has sweet firm boobies like that, right? you are considering that this may mean you will see shriveled up empty milk bags of a ninety year old woman, right? RIGHT?
oh god. thats what you WANT, isn't it?
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I love boobies. All shapes and sizes, they should all be out there if they wanna be.
I'm with ya. :sexytime:
(But can we also pass a law that requires hairy men to leave their shirts on?)
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I'm totally supporting you on this. Can you imagine how much better Friends would have been if Jennifer Anniston, Lisa Kudrow and Courtney Cox had been allowed to go topless in each episode? It boggles the mind.
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Well, I am, but only because I have the best boobs on the Internet. :sexytime: Looking at that girls boobs bounce around like that makes mine hurt.
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I love walking around topless. But, not for the world to see.
And, again with the request for smiley: COULD YOU PLEASE ADD A WINK
SMILEY SO THAT I CAN EMOTE?!
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Dude, let it go. There are some things that should never see the light of day. Mine included.
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I say AVITABLE FOR PRESIDENT!!!
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Part of me supports this, because free and clear is fun! However, you must think of the grandchildren. For example: do you want the Ladies to sag when a girl turns 28? Then they need to be supported to remain that firm and uplifted with the pointy bits still vaguely skyward, my dear boys.
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Naked is good. Maybe not MY naked, but lots of hot people… yeah, I'd vote for that.
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I dunno. Not only would your plan seriously mess with my prudish nature, but it would seem that it might take away from the breast's inherently tittilating nature.
Utterz.com would have to be renamed udderz.com and would only support photos and video (no more audio would be needed).
And I don't even wanna *think* what kind of childhood mammories we'd be fostering in our kids.
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:boobs2: :boobs4:
Hopefully they will mention this during the debates.
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Who doesn't like boobies
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I'm with you!!!
But I ummm…well, you see, I can't really stand up right now. It seems that I have a raging boner.
Lemme just run upstairs and do what I normally do when that occurs (jerk off, wipe my dick on the drapes and then cry myself to sleep), and then I'll be right there.
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I would contend that those prudish bitches at the FCC that all but threw Miss Jackson into the gulag for showing one of hers.
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While in Marseille, Fr. or Naples, It., you can go to the news stand and pick up a comic book that lays right next to the magazine that has a woman getting boinked by four dudes on the cover…..now that's freedom of speech. :3some:
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I paid good money for mine. More people should be able to see them.
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:boobs3:
While people love the pretty boobs, there are indeed boobs that aren't pretty. You really want to run the risk of seen Great-Great-Grandma Jane Doe, whose nipples have conversations with her ankles, walking around topless?
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Amen, brutha!
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I'm with you, although The Twins need a lot of support…I may have to from time to time wear a bra with no shirt. :boobs3:
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Amen. Seriously… what's the big fucking deal? Boobs of all shapes and sizes should be set free immediately.
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I love my rack, but I think that if the US were allowed to be like a semi-nudist colony all the time, I would stay indoors more….
Think of the sunburns!!
plus the support issue is important to keep in mind…unless the gov't decides to make lifts and boob jobs free and painless then count me in! :boobs4:
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It's legal here to go topless. Not many people do because of the weather 70% of the time.
But I'm with you – I don't see the big deal – they are all over the t.v. anyway!
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:woohoo:
Boobs are great! Just have them make a point that saggy boobs are not, keep those under wraps!
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That's a double edged sword dude. Not every set of tits is worth looking at…
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Oh, and my kid said you have a big head. Just to make sure, I asked her who she was talking to and she pointed to every single picture in view on your sidebar and said "Him! The man that is blue. He has a very big head."
She's a charmer, isn't she?
:heartbeat:
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considering how fast my skin that is normally exposed sunburns, i don't think there is enough sunscreen to make this a good idea.
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Boobies! :boobs2:
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I'd go topless because I love my boobies but there are a lot of other boobies that I'm not sure I want to see.
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If I looked like that, I'd be with you. But seriously? :boobs3:
Except, you know, mine aren't as big.
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Yeah for boobies!
:sex023:
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Yay, boobies!
I love how the French word for "gift" is to the right of the model's boobs. Merry Christmas, indeed.
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AGREED!
I thought so as a kid, too. Why should women have to cover up and be all hot and sweaty when guys get to go about topless!
I vote for you.
:boobs3:
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I really like the way you think!
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This reminds me of when Howard Stern ran for Governor of New York on the proposition that road construction should take place during the overnight. Needless to say, he withdrew from the race, but because of the overwhelming support road construction (80% of it) now takes place during the overnight.
Avitable for President?
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When I was in Europe, I would see a lot of ads like that on TV and such, but I never saw people go topless except at the beach.
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I disagree. there's quite enough boobs walkin around on this planet.
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I guess you'll be keeping us abreast of any developments.
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Sorry, I'm not with you. #1 – Girls like that make me feel, well, saggy. #2 – I have 3 sons and their raging adolescent hormones to worry about. They DON'T need to see any more naked women than the Internet will covertly provide.
But I think YOU should be able to see all the naked boobs you want. :boobs3: Have at it!
J.
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Fuck yeah. I'm with you.
Europe has it right. Open about sexuality and nudity, without any issues.
Obama has some international connections, doesn't he?
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Mmmmm, love the hearshy kisses!
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Yeah, but not all of us have pretty pre-children, post-plastic surgery perky ones, hon! You don't want to see these nekid, trust me.
And? If that's the case? I better see some full-frontal male nude action. I'm just sayin…
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i'll show you mine if you show me yours!
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Once you've seen a nekkid woman, you pretty much want to see them all nekkid, right? I'm paraphrasing Ron White here.
But at the same time, you can't "unsee" things. That's all I'm saying.
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I believe boobies are legal in NY state. Or they used to be. :boobs3:
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I don't think anybody would be surprised to know that I'm with you on that!
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See this is very typical of men. You want to see THOSE boobs but just imagine the other ones you will subjected to.
Is that worth it?
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It's just skin.
The sooner we move more toward embracing nudity, the less stigma would be attached to the 'diversity' of boob types. We'd all be more comfortable showing them.
Boobs are beautiful: silcone, saline, young, not so young, and motherly.
Boobs make people happy.
Support, however, is something I like as well, but there's always 'cut out' underwire bras that support you, but let the 'natural you' show through.
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You almost got me fired today! :crazywife: :lmao: Thank goodness for my quick fire reflexes. :batting:
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I would like to add to the list of requests that the FAA has someone from Hooters on their board and that all flights come with free swinging melons and a side of chicken wings.
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Bossy is with Britt – if bras are outlawed, Bossy will have to resort to Ace Bandages.
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Gravity is not kind to everyone.
Keep that in mind.
Having said that…. :boobs2:
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I see no reason for women to be restricted from going topless if they want to.
Plus I LOVE BOOBIES!
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Well, I feel ashamed when I'm topless, but not because of the fundamentalist zealots.
It's because when people have seen my naked chest they tend to pat my head and say, "Can I buy you a nice Mickey Mouse t-shirt, little boy?"
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Britt, I disagree.
Dave, they're cute, with their wet noses.
Amanda, too many little differences for me to really enjoy it.
BPR, I'm not saying that everyone has to go topless, but that they can feel free to do so without repercussion.
BE Earl, no, I'm going topless too.
Jay, I might have watched Friends if that had been the case.
Shelli, you do – the people spoke!
Poppy, you'll have to emote with words!
AmyD, well, it wouldn't be mandatory, but it should be permissible.
Y2K, me too!
Captain Steve, you make a good point.
Winter, I say nudity for everyone!
Wayne, it's that prudish nature we need to work on.
Janna, one can only hope.
Turnbaby, Communists, that's who.
Todd, your poor drapes.
Tall Man Molly, exactly!
BTDT, you have my email address, right?
Marissa, I'm willing to risk that.
Kapgar, can I get a a "Halleluuuuujah?!"
Robin, that works, too.
Em, that's what I'm saying.
Cissa, you'd have plenty of people who would offer to apply suntan lotion.
Karen, not our TV, they're not.
Blondefabulous, saggy boobs are okay, too. I don't want to discriminate.
Maria, I have a long shaft, too.
Anonymous City Girl, no volunteers to put the lotion on?
Gwen, melons!
Lady Jaye, I'm an equal opportunity boob lover.
Finn, I've seen you – you definitely need to release the hounds.
Angie, that's right!
Rattling the Kettle, subtle, eh?
Sybil, it's all about keeping women down. No more!
Sue, me too!
NYCWD, I did not know that.
Lynda, but nobody complained about the ads on TV, right?
RW, so you won't like my "Ass Go Free" campaign either, will you?
Golfwidow, I'll nipplefy you immediately.
HG, that's the issue – if you make boobs less forbidden, the raging adolescent hormones won't see them as quite the big deal that they do now.
Marty, I think he would be our candidate for cleavage.
Jake, you totally mangled Hershey's, didn't you?
Heather, trust me. I do.
Hello, I've already seen yours!
Mike, that is a good point. I'm okay with that.
Maman, really?
DK, I could have guessed that.
Peggy, I think that the more boobs we see, the less excited we will be, and then less puritanical.
Special K, you made my point exactly.
Dragon, why? I figure if you're going to click on my blog at work, you already have a death wish.
Othurme, what about the IRS? Anything they can do with Hooters?
Bossy, who are you kidding? You're a free spirit all into hippy nudity.
Stephanie, I'm okay with that.
Trukindog, never would have guessed that!
Manager Mom, little boys are cute, too.
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The Sun tabloid newspaper in the UK has topless lasses on page three every morning, but other parts of Europe are a lot more free with the boobage.
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Well then who'd wana leave the house at that point?
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Yeah that whole boobs thing was weird when I first got here. I was all *POINT AT TV* OMGTHEYARESHOWINGBOOBSONASOAPCOMMERCIAL — AT 3PM INTHEAFTERNOON!!!
I couldn't believe it that just everyday TV ads had naked boobs on them and that most of the people on the beaches went topless too.
I went topless once at the beach and felt weird cuz my brother in law was there. Not sure I'd ever get used to that.
It's nice though, living somewhere that the human body isn't treated like some ghastly thing that needs to be hidden at all costs.
They even show PENIS on TV here, which I LOVE!
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Mik, the UK is still a bit repressed, right?
ACG, moi.
Breigh, I hope someday to see my penis on TV in the US, too.
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Hmmm boobies are basically milk boxes by nature right? There is no restriction for milk boxes to be flashed in any grocery stores. Besides, boobies are the first thing we enjoy feeling right from birth so why hidding them? I know what I'm saying is hypocrit because most males enjoy them as sexual devices and forget all about the baby feeding thing but oh well, I had to say something because I live on the side of the pond where it's legal to show them
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Froggywoogie, I just think that if we didn't make them such a big deal, they'd stop being such ridiculous objects of sexual desire all of the time. Thank you for disproving that.
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As usual I agree with you Adam, but would like to add a clause that for big-breasted women with fake boobs, toplessness be mandatory, especially if they have a slutty look to their overall physique
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