Comments on: Daycare and Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/13/daycare-and-avitable/ Tact is for pussies Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:54:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/13/daycare-and-avitable/#comment-29830 Avitable Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:39:53 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1622#comment-29830 <b>Gina</b>, well, obviously! :sex011: Gina, well, obviously! :sex011:

]]> By: Gina http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/13/daycare-and-avitable/#comment-29822 Gina Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:02:02 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1622#comment-29822 This post made me laugh out loud for the first time today. You are awesome. Clearly we are "soulmates," heh. :lmao: This post made me laugh out loud for the first time today. You are awesome. Clearly we are "soulmates," heh. :lmao:

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/13/daycare-and-avitable/#comment-29522 Avitable Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:01:53 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1622#comment-29522 <b>Sybil</b>, there were a lot of good choices, that's true. <b>Marty</b>, Tourette's is always fun! <b>Foo</b>, hahahah - brilliant and devious! <b>Delmer</b>, I know exactly how you feel. <b>DB</b>, and to hold the monster. <b>Linda~</b>, I was going to have him drive anyways. <b>M54</b>, makeup? You do know that I'm a man, right? <b>Tracy</b>, fucker. <b>Stacey</b>, I tell them they're both mistakes all the time. It's fun for the whole family! <b>MyWeeWorld</b>, I did not see that, but that's creepy! <b>Fogspinner</b>, if you're using Bloglines, it's because Bloglines is fucking up. <b>FWG</b>, hahahaha - that's a good one too! Sybil, there were a lot of good choices, that's true.

Marty, Tourette's is always fun!

Foo, hahahah – brilliant and devious!

Delmer, I know exactly how you feel.

DB, and to hold the monster.

Linda~, I was going to have him drive anyways.

M54, makeup? You do know that I'm a man, right?

Tracy, fucker.

Stacey, I tell them they're both mistakes all the time. It's fun for the whole family!

MyWeeWorld, I did not see that, but that's creepy!

Fogspinner, if you're using Bloglines, it's because Bloglines is fucking up.

FWG, hahahaha – that's a good one too!

]]> By: Fantasy Writer Guy http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/13/daycare-and-avitable/#comment-29462 Fantasy Writer Guy Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:43:56 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1622#comment-29462 Stare at every kid through a pair of binoculars until you find the right ones (like - from 2 feet away) Stare at every kid through a pair of binoculars until you find the right ones (like – from 2 feet away)

]]> By: Fogspinner http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/13/daycare-and-avitable/#comment-29457 Fogspinner Sat, 14 Jun 2008 18:32:14 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1622#comment-29457 My only question is why in the hell isn't your web site updating in my feeder. I thought you'd died... or stopped writing. Holy crap I just about fainted. My only question is why in the hell isn't your web site updating in my feeder. I thought you'd died… or stopped writing. Holy crap I just about fainted.

]]> By: MyWeeWorld http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/13/daycare-and-avitable/#comment-29452 MyWeeWorld Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:52:36 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1622#comment-29452 I laughed so hard I cried off all my eyeliner. I think you should've done what Dick Button did a few Olympics ago while watching some Italian girl skate: he kept murmuring "Pretty girl". It made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. I still can't listen to him without thinking of that. I laughed so hard I cried off all my eyeliner. I think you should've done what Dick Button did a few Olympics ago while watching some Italian girl skate: he kept murmuring "Pretty girl". It made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. I still can't listen to him without thinking of that.

]]> By: Stacey http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/13/daycare-and-avitable/#comment-29440 Stacey Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:08:47 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1622#comment-29440 1. Show up with alcohol on your breath. They'll stall you til the police show up. Seriously. 2. Tell one of the kids you'd like to put him in a wood chipper. (A parent did this and we were not amused.) 3. Tell one of the little girls you admire her hooker boots. (Same crazy parent.) 4. Ask one of the little girls to spank you cause usually you have to pay extra for that. (He was a strange, strange man.) 5. Tell one of the kids he/she was a mistake. 1. Show up with alcohol on your breath. They'll stall you til the police show up. Seriously.

2. Tell one of the kids you'd like to put him in a wood chipper. (A parent did this and we were not amused.)

3. Tell one of the little girls you admire her hooker boots. (Same crazy parent.)

4. Ask one of the little girls to spank you cause usually you have to pay extra for that. (He was a strange, strange man.)

5. Tell one of the kids he/she was a mistake.

]]> By: Tracy Lynn http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/13/daycare-and-avitable/#comment-29411 Tracy Lynn Fri, 13 Jun 2008 23:37:39 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1622#comment-29411 I've always said you were a nice guy. Admittedly, I said it to annoy you, but that doesn't make it any less true. I've always said you were a nice guy. Admittedly, I said it to annoy you, but that doesn't make it any less true.

]]> By: M54 http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/13/daycare-and-avitable/#comment-29409 M54 Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:15:49 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1622#comment-29409 Use crazy colors on your make up and put waaaayyyy too much on. Go to a truck stop and get some of those teeth that make u look inbread. Make sure ur hair is just a mess. Stutter or say everything twice. Keep saying "Huh, huh, what?" Use crazy colors on your make up and put waaaayyyy too much on. Go to a truck stop and get some of those teeth that make u look inbread. Make sure ur hair is just a mess. Stutter or say everything twice. Keep saying "Huh, huh, what?"

]]> By: Linda~ http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/13/daycare-and-avitable/#comment-29407 Linda~ Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:39:14 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1622#comment-29407 You are sooo the best boss ever. Lucky Britt. Anyhoo, how about pouring some whiskey on that trench coat, have the empty bottle hanging out of your pocket and handing the keys over to Devin as you walk out? You are sooo the best boss ever. Lucky Britt.

Anyhoo, how about pouring some whiskey on that trench coat, have the empty bottle hanging out of your pocket and handing the keys over to Devin as you walk out?

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