Comments on: Deadline

By: Avitable

Avitable — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:23:50 +0000

Karl, will do - look forward to seeing you this week! Dave, is that sarcasm? Tracy, if only I could make sex last that long. Howard, he's being sarcastic - my Twitter posts every time I upload a photo or post a blog post. Jay, read it another 8 times. Steph, what? Reading that post? Metalmom, well, it was my fault for trying to surprise her. Amanda, the whole place smelled like seared gorilla for hours. CMG, I know, it's torturous! Zom, I know - she's a funny chick. Hello, she was fine with it and just happy to be home. Turn, she was happy! Cissa, it wasn't too bad. She cleaned it all weekend, though. Bondefabulous, hell no it's not! TrishK, awww, thanks! Golfwidow, I try to use Twitter sparingly. It's difficult. HG, Burger King won't kill me - it's my friend. Poppy, it's usually when she gets in really late or leaves during a workday. I'll never get you killed. And you can handle it. It's tasty! Student Teacher, I never sing. It's a great place, though. Dragon, I didn't write it with gravitas, though. Finn, I don't? Are you sure? Well, that's fixed now. Whall, yeah, that's what I figured. (About Twitter) LizB, she was just happy to be home. Gwen, I can't talk about it on the advice of my defense attorney. Dragon, how do you avoid spoilers? MyWeeWorld, do you have ghetto fabulous fingernails? BE Earl, I don't like spicy food. Sybil, he'd probably be helping your father-in-law feel you up. Rattling the Kettle, pretty close. Sassy, I made it with 30 seconds to spare! Janna, I think of a creepy stalker. Marty, nope - not a cigar person. Winter, I do indeed rule. Britt, I'll do it anytime. Robin, if he missed you on the way to the airport?

By: Robin

Robin — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:11:49 +0000

I would have cried and probably beaten him senseless but that’s how we work

By: Miss Britt

Miss Britt — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 20:32:21 +0000

“11 minutes. So I picked up kids who weren’t mine, took them to a house that wasn’t mine, burned off my arm hair cooking burgers and hot dogs on a grill that wasn’t mine, and then watched cartoons on a plasma TV that wasn’t mine. It was a pretty decent Friday.”

:heartbeat:

By: Winter

Winter — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:22:46 +0000

I laughed out loud over the designated driver and the purses. You rule, dude.

By: martymankins

martymankins — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:44:16 +0000

At least you get to steal one of your dad’s cigars and smoke it with him on Father’s Day … you are planning on doing this, right???

By: Janna

Janna — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:00:13 +0000

I haven’t tried the BK double stacker yet, but may do so one of these days. I’ll go in and say Avitable sent me. Certainly then they’ll give me my meal for free.

Do you remember the old commercials for Smuckers, the ones that said “With a name like Smuckers, it’s gotta be good!” ??

With a name like “Plurk”… Actually the first thing I think about is a fart.

By: Shamelessly Sassy

Shamelessly Sassy — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:49:52 +0000

hope you made it to the airport in time. :deadhorse:

By: Rattling the Kettle

Rattling the Kettle — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:12:54 +0000

1 minute to get dressed? Did you go in boxer shorts and a pair of socks?

By: sybil law

sybil law — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:33:02 +0000

Oh – and I HATE Plurk.

By: sybil law

sybil law — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:32:44 +0000

Have a great weekend!
I’ll have to spend part of my Sunday with my skeevy, drunkass father-in-law.
God, Help me.
Where is SuperAvitable when I need him?!