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Lazy Sunday??

First, happy Father’s Day to all the dads, sugar daddies, pimp daddies, who’s your daddies and you’re not my daddies out there.

Second, go wish Sarcastica a happy birthday! She’s a bit down, so getting some blogger love would cheer her up.

Finally, the contest:

This week, I’m changing things up a bit! I’m taking today off, but we’re still having our normal Lazy Sunday contest. Just head on over to my friend Shiny’s blog Shiny’s Takeout (Get it? Say it aloud!) and he has been gracious enough to come up with a prize and 15 references for you to guess. I don’t even know what they are, and I’ll be playing right alongside you!

If you’re looking for the answers and winner from last week, you can find them in an extended entry.

And here are the answers and winners from last week’s contest :

First, see how you did by viewing this Google spreadsheet. Kapgar got the most correct, with 13 right! Nice job!:

Next, here are the questions and answers:

1. Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into.
He shouldn’t get into a job on floor 7 1/2.
Being John Malkovich

2. What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready?
Having her buttcheeks buffed by a floor polisher.
Fatal Instinct

3. What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of?
The Three Amigos

4. Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time.
The clock. After I fell and hit my head trying to hang it, I’m leaving it there. Besides, now I have this crazy idea in my head.
Back to the Future

5. Besides golfers, what is something you see on a golf course?
People with beer helmets.
Happy Gilmore

6. Name a household chore you actually enjoy?
Cleaning is easy when you get pigeons and roaches to help.

7. Name something you walk out on.
A fiancee who won’t let you sit in the window seat.
The Wedding Singer

8. Name a place where you see nervous people.
At SeaWorld, in the underwater tunnels where you can view the fish.
Jaws 3D

9. Name something that can be cherry flavored.
A go-go dancer’s leg.
Planet Terror, or Grindhouse

10. Complete this phrase: “I’ll never forget my first _____”.
I like to sing a song about my very first beer when I was 17.
The Simpsons

11. Name another word for “Dad”.
Well, according to Mom, mon chere. But he calls her cara mia, so who knows.
The Addams Family

12. Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of.
A robot that sings happy birthday to your annoying best friend.
Rocky IV

13. What is the first part of a person’s body to lose the war with gravity?
On some planets, your eyes bulge out until they burst.
Total Recall

14. Name something you see in a jail cell.
A large black man holding a small mouse.
The Green Mile

15. Name something you find on a kitchen table.
A cornball maker.
Arrested Development

Here’s how I chose the winner:

First, I entered everyone’s answers into a spreadsheet, giving 1 point for each correct answer and 0 points for each wrong answer. The total number of points equaled the person’s “raffle tickets” for the drawing.

Then I created a randomized list using of every “raffle ticket” – basically each person’s name was repeated as many times as they had right answers. This gave me a random list of 225 entries.

Finally, using again, I asked it to generate a random integer between 1 and 225. It chose #104.

#104 is my winner.

(drumroll please)

Congratulations to Jared!

You win an iPod shuffle! Email me to confirm your win and give me your address. The rest of you, thank you for playing, and come on back next week for a new contest!

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19 Replies to “Lazy Sunday??”

  1. kapgar

    D’oh!!!! Katie’s screaming Dammit right now! Both about not winning, while doing the best, and that there’s no new contest!

    It does help to have Katie here to help. She catches a lot that I miss. Many that I wind up slapping my head for having missed myself. Totally lucky guess on Planet Terror. I’ve never seen it, but the whole leg thing knowing that Rose McGowan had the M203 leg kinda helped. Shit, I can’t type right now. Two bottles of red coursing through my veins right now. The backspace key is my friend.

  2. Amanda

    I have a confession to make. I’m embarrassed to say it… but…

    I never put it together that when you said Shiny’s takeout it sounded like chinese takeout until I just read that.

  3. Avitable

    Kapgar, well, there is a new one, I’m just not hosting it.

    Amanda, that is embarrassing.

    Jake, now you’ve got me craving it too.

    Delmer, the Asian template never clued yo uin?

    BB, good.

    Nina, I have faith.

    DB, you should try every week!

    Shiny, hah!

    Poppy, if you win someday, will you accept the prize?

    Jared, nope, this is you!

    Winter, I’m a veteran quizzer.

    Peggy, how about Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

    Sybil, I was wondering what type of loving you were going to give your Daddy.

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