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That's what my forehead hitting the keyboard looks like. I just tried it. I have a big fucking head - not sure how it got the "k" and "l" and the "2" and "a" on the opposite side of the keyboard!

It's 8 PM on Sunday night, and I'm struggling to keep my eyes open. Saturday night was a late night out at Universal CityWalk, and I didn't really have a chance to recuperate today, so I think I'll just go to bed, dream sweet dreams of unicorns and butterflies, and wake up refreshed 11 hours later.

Hopefully I'll have a big announcement this week about the Halloween Party, so stay tuned!

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  1.  

    I may have to follow suit and blog a small little paragraph like both you and Britt. Combine your two posts and that's me!

    Comments by Hilly

    comment by Hilly Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 12:06 am

     

  2.  

    Have fun sleeping

    Comments by Amanda

    comment by Amanda Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 12:08 am

     

  3.  

    every time I smash my head into my keyboard it says ...

    "yousillybastardjustbecauseyourcockishugedoesn'tmeanthatyou'regonnagettofuckyourhottieneighbor" ..... or something like that.
    I have a very wide "hey arnold" head also.

    Comments by Zom

    comment by Zom Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 12:10 am

     

  4.  

    I am guessing horns came into play there. Your head fell onto the keyboard, it rolled from side to side and the horns poked a few keys out of sequence. So, HORNS!! That's my final answer.

    Comments by Y2K Survivor

    comment by Y2K Survivor Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 12:10 am

     

  5.  

    tr 5

    how the hell did my big ass six head come up with tr 5?? and whacking my head on the lappytop monitor was no fun.

    what's next?

    Comments by hello haha narf

    comment by hello haha narf Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 12:33 am

     

  6.  

    Too much partying on Saturday night and now you need 11 hours of sleep Sunday night. You must be getting old. lmao

    Comments by Jay

    comment by Jay Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 12:36 am

     

  7.  

    Fortunately for the rest of the human race, it appears you have inadvertently found the secret to happiness, the recipe for long life, the cure for cancer, and everyone's lost sock and the ANSWER IS IN YOUR FOREHEAD TYPING!

    UNfortunately for the rest of the human race, your forehead is using a rare dialect of a since-forgotten language that was spoken by the Atlanteans, but only during loveplay.

    Next time, pick something we can USE, wouldja?

    Comments by whall

    comment by whall Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 1:31 am

     

  8.  

    I think I'd like to give that eleven hour thing a try... that sounds nice and I hear that if you are unconscious enough you can't even hear the kids. woohoo

    Comments by AmyD

    comment by AmyD Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 1:38 am

     

  9.  

    Blimey that is a seriously big head!
    Umm unicorns? Butterflies? Yeah I'd say you're suffering from sleep deprivation!

    Comments by Penelope

    comment by Penelope Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 3:19 am

     

  10.  

    I think you are just preparing for the Halloween Party. Getting lots of sleep now.

    Comments by trishk

    comment by trishk Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 6:21 am

     

  11.  

    I hope you got rest sugar.

    Comments by Turnbaby

    comment by Turnbaby Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 7:18 am

     

  12.  

    I hope that you realize that you just made lots of people bang their heads on their keyboards to see what would show up on their screens. Not me, of course6y67 yh7tgr5f46y7u8i!

    Comments by Been there Done that

    comment by Been there Done that Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 7:29 am

     

  13.  

    You're going to milk this Halloween Party for all it's worth, aren't you?

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 7:36 am

     

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    I'd try it but my keyboard at work is too gross to put anything but my fingertips on - and then I Purell a lot. I work for a non-profit so spending $$$ to clean isn't a priortiy. Apparently we need to spend our $$$ on keeping kids from being abused. GO FIGURE!!

    Hallie :)
    http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/

    Comments by Hallie

    comment by Hallie Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 7:41 am

     

  15.  

    If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

    tr56t65ra76we65fads

    Comments by Bucky

    comment by Bucky Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 7:56 am

     

  16.  

    Glad you are getting some rest.

    Comments by Nina

    comment by Nina Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 8:27 am

     

  17.  

    fgvuyhl'

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    ';'uiuyytyrt

    That's what happens when my head hits the key board.

    Comments by Lisa

    comment by Lisa Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 8:29 am

     

  18.  

    It's the sleeping pills I put in your cheese burger.

    Comments by Robin

    comment by Robin Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 8:33 am

     

  19.  

    Everyone has to sleep sometime. Might as well just get it over with!

    :)

    Comments by themuttprincess

    comment by themuttprincess Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 9:27 am

     

  20.  

    Why does it always seem that there is so much going on in life that we must resort to having a cryptic code temporarily tattooed to our forehead before we crawl to bed? It happens to the best of us.

    Comments by martymankins

    comment by martymankins Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 9:58 am

     

  21.  

    Ahh, unicorns and butterflies.... Zzzzzz!

    Comments by Atomic Bombshell

    comment by Atomic Bombshell Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 10:33 am

     

  22.  

    When my head hits the keyboard it looks like this:

    The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

    Comments by Finn

    comment by Finn Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 11:23 am

     

  23.  

    I for one am very disappointed in the fact that you hit the keyboard with your head. And if you continue to tell us all the sordid details of your life like this you just KNOW there will be repercussions. You can't possibly think that putting your personal travails up on your blog will net you anything but grief and unwanted criticism. I've had it with you. I'm LEAVING!

    Comments by RW

    comment by RW Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 11:39 am

     

  24.  

    No pictures?!
    WAAAH crying
    Okay - I am not doing the forehead thing. Hope you got some rest!
    Also, I hope your Halloween announcement means you're flying me down there! I think I might know what my costume will be - you'd like it!

    Comments by sybil law

    comment by sybil law Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 11:47 am

     

  25.  

    ok, i am back to try this with my boob:

    (it seems my lappytop doesn't like when i hit all the letters at once...it freaks out and writes nothing. wtf??)

    Comments by hello haha narf

    comment by hello haha narf Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 1:20 pm

     

  26.  

    Good thing you post the night before since you're at the movies.

    What're you seeing? The Hulk?

    Dawg and I saw The Happening. That M. Night is a funny guy. And Marky Mark too. "Yoooou with the love in your eyes!" Zooey had heart eyes at the end, yeeeeee! (I just gave away the ending. Ok, no I didn't.)

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 1:39 pm

     

  27.  

    I so wish I could like, lie and say "I am SOOO gonna be there dressed like Hilary Clinton" or something like that but we all know I will have to live vicariously through pictures. (sigh)

    Comments by Kay

    comment by Kay Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 1:54 pm

     

  28.  

    Did the unicorns poop marshmallow fluff?

    Comments by Gwen

    comment by Gwen Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

     

  29.  

    Oh come on, admit it, you were just rolling your head from left to right cuz you get off on that! jerkoff2

    Comments by DutchBitch

    comment by DutchBitch Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

     

  30.  

    hjn

    ^^My forehead.

    Comments by Maria

    comment by Maria Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

     

  31.  

    y6666678

    Yeah, that's what happens when I hid my forehead on the ol' MacBook.

    Hm, small head.

    Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter

    comment by Coal Miner's Granddaughter Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 10:18 pm

     

  32.  

    Here's what it looks like when *I* smash my head in the keyboard.

    y66

    Hmm, you DO have a big forehead.

    Comments by Karl

    comment by Karl Monday, June 16, 2008 @ 10:51 pm

     

  33.  

    Oh man, I'm not sure what's funnier: your post or the comments!

    I so want to press my forehead on the keyboard, but I'm at work and they already think I'm crazy.

    clap

    Comments by Marney

    comment by Marney Tuesday, June 17, 2008 @ 8:52 am

     

  34.  

    ACG, that's possible. It did land pretty hard.

    Hilly, it was just one of those Mondays.

    Amanda, it was very nice.

    Zom, wow, that's a huge head.

    Y2K, I think you figured it out!

    Becky, try your butt.

    Jay, I know - that's what my wife said.

    Wayne, luckily I speak Atlantean, though.

    AmyD, or the dog.

    Penelope, you don't dream of unicorns and butterflies?

    TrishK, gotta start sometime.

    Turnbaby, yup - it was nice.

    BTDT, I wonder what would happen if I posted that I stabbed myself in the eye with a fork?

    Britt, by "this Halloween Party" do you mean "my boobs"?

    Hallie, I use Purell a lot, too, and this is only my keyboard!

    Bucky, how did you know my WPA password?

    Nina, dreaming of socks.

    Lisa, I think you did it wrong.

    Robin, sleeping pills or Roofies?

    TMP, I wish I could just sleep once a week for 24 hours and be done with it.

    Marty, I fall asleep at my desk most nights.

    Atomic Bombshell, they're so relaxing!

    Finn, you give good head!

    RW, what if I promise to hit the refrigerator with my head next time?

    Sybil, is it Lady Godiva?

    Hello, it's cute how computer illiterate you really are.

    Poppy, you're a plant!

    Kay, pictures will be plentiful. Maybe a live cam this time, too.

    Gwen, I didn't taste it, but probably.

    DB, that is my masturbation technique.

    Maria, - tiny forehead.

    Heather, it's the sign of the devil.

    Steph, yup. Gotta start planning!

    Karl, did you use your little head?

    Marney, must be the comments, because this post was particularly uninspired.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Tuesday, June 17, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

     

  35.  

    You should have seen me whispering around the plants today when I asked if they were getting thrown out (they were, eek). Ex asked me why I was whispering. "The Happening, they can hear me."

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Tuesday, June 17, 2008 @ 5:20 pm

     

  36.  

    butt bigger than boobs. sorry, no letters showing up.

    britt is too busy sleeping to help me...

    Comments by hello haha narf

    comment by hello haha narf Wednesday, June 18, 2008 @ 3:14 am

     

  37.  

    Poppy, at least they didn't kill you!

    Hello, she's a pussy!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Wednesday, June 18, 2008 @ 11:44 pm

     

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