Yesterday, Wayne showed off a creative use of a tag cloud-type java program called Wordle. The concept is awesome - paste in a group of words and see a graphical representation of the frequency of usage of said words.
Wayne had some ideas of ways to use Wordle with regards to himself, and I decided to steal that. Rather than bore you with the details of how I did it, suffice it to say that I dumped my entire blog's contents - all four years of posts, titles, tags, categories, and comments - into Wordle and received a pretty little picture showing which words I use more than others. Click for a larger version:
I seem to get a subliminal message that there are good people out there and I should make time. And I love Poppy and Britt. And, clearly, I'm not nearly profane, rude, or angry enough. I'll have to step it up a notch!
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Please use "nutsack" on a more consistent basis. That would accomplish two things: I would giggle and I would respect you WAY more.
Comments by Mocha
Check it out! BPR is as big as fun!
Comments by bluepaintred
Maybe it's telling Britt and Poppy to make time for good people
Comments by Amanda
So "ass" and "bad" are right next to each other and roughly the same size, but "naked" and "nice" are also next to each other and roughly the same size.
Make up your mind, Mr. Wordle!
Comments by B.E. Earl
I MADE IT INTO YOUR WORD CLOUD! And in green! And bigger than sex! WOOT!
Comments by Poppy
Wait, you love me? I mean, I know it says "britt made love poppy" but I thought that was your sick and twisted porno mind in action. And now I'm all like awwwwww, you love me!
This totally seems like a comment Sybil would leave you.
Comments by Poppy
Well, isn't this interesting... it would seem that your wife and I are far, far behind Britt and Poppy... and there are TWO of us!
If I were wife-Amy, you'd have some 'splainin to do, but since I am just AmyD-Amy... well, it just seems I need some cute envelopes to fill with some sort of toxin.
Comments by AmyD
Guess I had better step it up with the comments.
Comments by Stephanie
Hmmm. I can see this is the next big thing to do. Must go check out Wordle and see how big "Avitable" shows up in my word cloud.
Comments by Winter
How! I want one.
"Rather than bore you with the details of how I did it" - bore me.
Comments by little white liar
Your blog has shocked me many times, but this, THIS has to be the most shocking thing I have ever seen!
Good people?? Who knew?! ;o)
Comments by Penelope
"porn" is so small.
what are you doing wrong?
c'mere, lemme show you how to really do this...
Comments by hello haha narf
I bet "Wordle" is one of those things that's fun to say over and over again when you're drunk.
Hey, wait a minute, why don't I see the word "dolphin" anywhere?
Comments by Janna
Explain the weight of "make". That's rather weird.
Comments by RW
You obviously haven't talked enough about me since I see a supreme LACK OF THE WORD WIENER.
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
Comments by Hallie
Ass bad Britt made me spew coffee!
I gotta try that, even though I bet mine wouldn't be nearly as interesting....
Comments by Cissa Fireheart
Why is "penis" so small?
Comments by golfwidow
Very, Very Cool!
I don't see *snake* on there!
And I'm laughing my ass off @Poppy's comment:
"And bigger than sex! WOOT!"
Comments by Greeneyezz
That's so cool! And surprisingly very PG rated.
Comments by LylaLou
Make time to love good people like Poppy and Britt.
Very cool!
Comments by Em
Yes, please work on that.
Comments by Robin
I always knew you were a softie;-)
Comments by Turnbaby
Pretty cool. But Amy D's right...... Uh oh!...
Comments by misi
Maybe it works like one of those ink block pictures psychiatrists use.
When I first looked at it, I saw, "Good people make time, yeah."
So maybe I need to make time for everyone so I'll be good. Not sure???
Comments by student teacher (mcat)
I'm with Little White Liar.
Share the details.
Fucker.
Comments by NYCWD
I don't see my name on there... get on that, OK?
Comments by Finn
I'm seriously disappointed that sex isn't much larger. I think you need to post much moer on the subject to make up for it.
Comments by Lady Jaye
What I see is
"Britt is Good People."
Damn straight.
Also? Thank you for not boring me with the details. Now - go to my blog and simply do it for me. K? Thanks. *SMOOCH!*
Comments by Miss Britt
It's pretty though.
Comments by Maria
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Comments by whall
I think I need to do this just to see how big XANAX, Dad, and Dammit are in my word cloud is.
Comments by Nina
You definitely need to step it up a notch. This blog needs more pain. More suffering. More self-righteous yet humorous annoyance.
Can you get on that being annoyed thing?
;)
Comments by Steph
I love that "fucking" is rating really well there.
Seriously though - I like the "make time" and "good people" cuz I read it as make time for good people...so important!
OMG I'm getting all mushy. Pass me the Midol and chocolate!
Comments by Karen Sugarpants
Laughing @ Poppy's comment. That girl is so funny!
I see my name there! That's exciting! But it says Sybil start TMP school. Hmmm...
I think I am getting subliminal messages through your word art!
And sadly - it's right! Dammit!
I can't believe cockslappingmonkeyfucker isn't on there.
Comments by sybil law
The first 2 words I focused on were Pretty and Poppy. Pretty Poppy....awwww. She is pretty, isn't she.
Comments by Dragon
I see a tiny penis in there.
Comments by Bucky
Yep.. you need to raunch it up a few notches. I was shocked to see how small all the naughty words were.
Comments by Mindy
Say my name, say my name...
Gah, I donut like Beyonce.
Comments by Poppy
I'm really surprised. I would have expected to not only find masturbate in there somewhere, but to see it fairly large as well. The algorithm must be flawed.
Comments by Jeff
Clearly you need to talk about Shelli more often. That's Shelli with an i. :)
Comments by Shelli
I made the cloud! HAHAHAHAH I've always said you were nice.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
Hilly needs to make more of an impression. Hilly needs to comment more often.
Sigh...Hilly is a whore.
Comments by Hilly
What Wayne said. Times ten. Except "BLONDE BLOGGER." Oh wait....he did that so he'd show up next time, didn't he? Which means I'd have to actually go through the trouble of typing it that many times. Or I could cut and paste. But I'm too lazy to even do that. So this will have to do. I am rambling. I will go away now. :)
Comments by BlondeBlogger
Oh Adam.
I don't read your ramblings because I need a subliminal message to spend time with people. I need more temper tantrums!
Now, I will not bore you with stories of my hobbies. I will, however, provide you with a link to something that should send you in the right direction:
http://dirtyshankcardchallenges.blogspot.com/2008/06/dirty-shank-56-hell.html
Please, go back to punching cars in parking lots. This touchy-feelie business is getting scary.
Comments by Mari
Very interesting!
That probably took a long time, but it also gave you more information than you expected!
Comments by themuttprincess
If penis isn't big in my word cloud then damnit the thing is rigged!
Comments by Preposterous Ponderings
Fuck job and penis are entirely too small.
Get on that. Right away. We'll be waiting.
(I LOVE Wordle!!!)
Comments by Evil Genius
Long is quite large whereas penis is not - but these two words go together right? Especially where you are concerned?
Comments by Bec
I did one and it's shaped like a penis.
Comments by Bethie
Mocha, if you want to see the nutsack, all you have to do is ask.
BPR, well, isn't that true in real life?
Amanda, and I'm the good person, right?
BE Earl, apparently, asses are bad, but naked is nice. Duh.
Poppy, you're huuuuge!
AmyD, I limit how much I talk about my Amy for a reason, fuck you very much.
Stephanie, exactly!
Winter, probably not that large, I'm thinking. Just in your dreams.
Little White Liar, in Wordpress, I exported my entire blog contents to an .xml file which I opened in Ultraedit (it's like a souped up Notepad). Then I did Find and Replaces to get rid of all the code and extraneous shit and voila! I had a multi-thousand page document that had all the text, that I copied and pasted into Wordle.
Penelope, I know. Clearly my blog doesn't even know me.
Hello, I'm not sure how boobs isn't a huge one!
Janna, another mystery!
RW, I've seen that on a few people's blogs. It must be a more commonly used word than I realized.
Hallie, I usually say cock instead.
Cissa, I think they're all pretty interesting.
Golfwidow, it's a grower not a shower.
Greeneyezz, Poppy is like one of the Beatles!
Lylalou, did you see the large "fucking" there?
Em, well, I wouldn't call Britt good.
Robin, too bad I don't have Tourette's. That would help.
Turnbaby, shhhhh.
Misi, nah, it's her fault for not commenting enough to show up more.
Student Teacher, or maybe it's time to make good people, aka have sex.
NYCWD, see above!
Finn, apparently you don't comment enough!
LadyJaye, who would have thought that I wasn't posting enough about sex and porn?
Britt, hah! Britt does not equal good people in any world.
Maria, that it is.
Wayne, I should edit that and change it to "Whine".
Nina, I think "sin" would show up large, too.
Steph, I'll get my ranting pants on.
Karen, are you PMSing?
Sybil, apparently I haven't been using my phrase enough.
Dragon, awww.
Bucky, so apparently you were searching for penis, eh?
Mindy, I know. For fuck's sake!
Poppeyonce, I bet she likes you.
Jeff, there's a problem in the calculations, clearly.
Shelli, Google you?
Tracy, I hate you.
Hilly, Hilly needs to talk about Hilly in the third person all of the time.
BB, laziness will never get you in my Wordle.
Mari, I'll see what I can rant about.
TMP, and very interesting information at that.
PP, this is true.
Evil Genius, "fucking" is nice and big, though.
Bec, either that or monstrous.
Bethie, I noticed!
Comments by Avitable
I'm one of those freaky people that finds meaning in meaningless shit. So I think it's pretty interesting that FUCKING, TIME, and LOVE are all written in the color red. Because I? LOVE 'FUCKING' TIME. not just "time in general", but actual "fucking time". Who doesn't love that?
Comments by jewelz916
Jewelz, "back" is in red, too, so clearly it's anal sex time that people love.
Comments by Avitable