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I must be premenstrual

Maybe I’m having sympathy PMS from all the PMSy bitchiness enveloping me everywhere I go recently, because this video just feels kind of happy and inspiring, and I can’t think of anything cynical or sarcastic to say about it.

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.

Where The Hell Is Matt?

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70 Replies to “I must be premenstrual”

  1. Amber

    You’re totally right, it is happy and inspiring.

    Although I can’t help but wonder if his legs are tired yet.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if you ARE having sympathy PMS. I mean, if Miss Britt can get you to have a pedicure with her… why not have a happy period, too?

  2. Squeaky Wheel

    I can’t believe I’m admitting this, but EVERY TIME I see that video, I cry because it’s just so cool. I also cried when I saw the photos of Mars that were just released a few days ago. So yeah – cool stuff makes me cry.

  3. Janna

    I’m still nervous after reading the Twitter that you have an RSS feed called “People I Fucking Hate.”

    Must remember to stay on your good side.
    Though I have no idea how to go about doing that.

    If I photoshopped you as Princess Leia, would that make things better, or worse?

  4. Tasses

    Did you see on his website that he landed in Miramar, Florida today? I’m emailing him to see if he’s taping somewhere in Florida. I am sooooo gonna’ go dance with that dude if he’s dancing here. This will take my geek status to the maximum potential!

  5. Janna

    Ok, I have a super-S-L-O-W dial up connection, and the video just now finished loading (yeah… it took a couple hours…)
    But, wow, OMG, it was so worth it.
    That was really nice.

    I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings, or something like that.

    Very cool.

  6. Functionally ReTodded

    First of all, I’d like to say that Dutchgirl’s comment may be the greatest comment ever.

    Secondly, fuck that sensitive crying crap. My question isn’t “where the hell is Matt?” My question is, where the fuck are Matt’s parents and their pile of cash?” or “What the fuck does Matt do for a living that provides him both this much money AND this much free time?”

    Answer THAT sissy boy.

  7. Trishk

    That was so cool! I have never seen that or heard of him.

    Just imagine if dancing was all it took to get the world to live in peace and harmony. Instead of arguing and fighting we could look at each other, smile and break into dance, have a Coke or Diet Coke with Lime….

    Did I mention I am extremely hormonal today?

  8. Been there Done that

    Not PMSing = happy and inspired
    PMSing = That is so damn sad. Look at the kids in torn clothes. I can’t stop crying. *sucks in breath while snot is pouring out of nose* Why can’t I travel and dance like that? *sniff* I hate my life. Maybe chocolate will help.

  9. Finn

    At first I was jealous that he got to so to so many different places. Then I cried because it’s so fucking cool. Maybe I have PMS too.

    Did anyone else notice the girl in the white capris in the London clip that was just moving her arms around while everyone else was dancing? That made laugh. As did the really hairy guy in Paris.

  10. Jen

    Two things I forget.
    1. How would you think tht guy in Paris feels about having his one split second of internet fame being him falling on his ass?
    2. Did you enjoy your visit to Brisbane Australia?

  11. Special K

    I pride myself on being able to say something sarcastic and mean – especially to something as awesome as this. Right now, however, I’m laughing too hard at DutchBitch’s comment to think straight.

  12. Avitable

    Amanda, I can’t help it if I’m sensitive! *sniff*

    Amber, I do think I’m susceptible to sympathy PMS.

    Karl, this is the first I’ve seen him. I wish I had thought of that.

    Squeaky Wheel, I know what you mean.

    Janna, hmm. Better, probably.

    Willie G, I’ll give you a full refund.

    Tasses, that would elevate you to ubergeek.

    Kay, well, my penis is still hard. Doest that count?

    Dave2, I plan on it now.

    Hilly, damn all of you women making me emotional.

    Tracy, I’ll stab you back. I’m sympathy PMSing!

    Christine, usually I’d be all cynical and shit.

    Dan, well, I don’t know if it beats it, per se.

    Janna, dial-up? Where do you live, BFE?

    Melanie, I didn’t snivel. Close.

    DutchBitch, I’ll try that. Do you think it will hurt?

    Todd, he got a sponsorship from Stride Gum.

    Hello, doesn’t everyone totally want you?

    Britt, no, but can we watch Steel Magnolias and cry together?

    Nat, the Internet can do anything nowadays.

    Squeaky Wheel, thanks for the link.

    ADW, besides, your tear ducts were shot off in the war.

    Kyra, I bet you’d dance better.

    Golfwidow, I don’t know what that is.

    Gwen, that’s my goal!

    TrishK, you too?

    Jen, I’ve watched it a few times, too.

    Student Teacher, he might have in the earlier two videos.

    Maman, a smile and a Coke?

    M.A.D., wow. Please stay away from sharp objects today.

    Absurdist, way cool indeed.

    This Mom, this is the first time I’ve heard of him, too.

    Poppy, detox? Never!

    BTDT, chocolate always helps.

    Finn, I noticed the hairy guy, but not the girl.

    Sybil, great, we have the same cycle.

    Winter, the music was awesome!

    Jen, oh, I dance much more reserved than that guy.

    Special K, fucker.

    Tracy, I am, I can’t help it.

    Jay, usually I’d say a video watching him get beat down by cops would make me smile, but not today.

    AmyD, you’re obsessed with sea animal rape recently.

  13. Lisa

    Thanks for being soft today. I, for one, really liked that and it made me cry…but I’m just weepy at the sight of anything happy because it makes feel all mushy inside.

    I’m a girl. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.

  14. SuvvyGirl

    I will have to watch this at home where it will allow me to. Stupid work computers anyway! But I’ve been stalking your blog the last few days and love it!! Found you through Princepessa. Good humor etc. is always welcome in my day.

  15. Janna

    You said:
    “Janna, dial-up? Where do you live, BFE?”

    Whatever that stands for, the answer is probably yes.
    If it means “out in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of people who gaze longingly at sheep and goats,” then the answer is certainly yes.
    The crime rate is low, at least.
    Unfortunately, so are the connection speeds.

    Please don’t hate me.

  16. EveToYourAdamZZ

    I’m LMAO! Not so much because of the title or the video itself as the What it’s ‘Filed under’!!

    Soooo, is that your disclaimer???

    Come now Adam, Let’s share a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and you can tell me Allllllllll about it! ๐Ÿ˜‰


  17. Avitable

    Crystal, I’m sorry you were feeling blah.

    SuvvyGirl, thanks for the visit!

    Sarah, and to dance like a ‘tard!

    Janna, BFE

    Bethie, I noticed that!

    Karen, so your son’s into beer already?

    Heather, yeah, that was a good one.

    Greeneyezz, I’d rather have chocolate cake.

  18. Stephanie

    First thought: Adam is a fucking pansy.
    Second thought: Awww…those poor kids.
    Third thought: Damn Adam for this sappy shit when I am on the rag.
    Fourth thought: WTF? Why are so many of us gals in your comments on the same cycle?

    Fifth thought: How hot is it that I am in sweatpants, hubs’ tshirt, no makeup, hair up in a clip, snot running freely, bloated and crampy with a Hershey bar in one hand and a Smirnoff in the other?

    Face all want it.

  19. Avitable

    Bossy, I am a lifesaver, what can I say?

    Maria, are you all inspired now?

    Kris, he has traveled more in the last three years than most people ever will in a lifetime.

    Dragon, anytime!

    Katie, does it turn you on?

    Stephanie, that’s hawt.

    Karen, you crazy Canadians, eh.

  20. Jura

    the love of my life sent the link to the video to me and I bowled. Not out of happiness. I just showed how much he does not love me. And wants to live like that infantile dude Matt. “If that doesn’t make a person happy, then they are dead inside.” Well I guess I am dead inside and outside.

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