Comments on: Party nonsense http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/30/party-nonsense/ Where tact goes to die Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:08:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/30/party-nonsense/#comment-30789 Avitable Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:34:06 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1647#comment-30789 <b>K8Spade</b>, want to come over and clean? <b>Sybil</b>, then, you just clean them twice! K8Spade, want to come over and clean?

Sybil, then, you just clean them twice!

]]> By: Sybil Law http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/30/party-nonsense/#comment-30515 Sybil Law Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:43:07 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1647#comment-30515 I clean like that whether people are coming over here or not. The best advice i ever got when it comes to cleaning is this: don't clean your hardwood floors. As in, don't mop them and go all nuts. Because if you do, then people come in and out of the house and they end up so dirty that the next day, you have to re-clean them, anyway. Or, in my case, it will rain the day you clean the floors and end up super trashed. Still, I think it's great that you even helped clean! I clean like that whether people are coming over here or not. The best advice i ever got when it comes to cleaning is this: don’t clean your hardwood floors. As in, don’t mop them and go all nuts. Because if you do, then people come in and out of the house and they end up so dirty that the next day, you have to re-clean them, anyway. Or, in my case, it will rain the day you clean the floors and end up super trashed.
Still, I think it’s great that you even helped clean!

]]> By: K8spade http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/30/party-nonsense/#comment-30390 K8spade Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:18:12 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1647#comment-30390 Yes. Yes, yes, and yes. I have this innate need to clean EVERYTHING when people are coming over. And if someone else's shit ain't clean, you know we gonna notice because women talk about EVERYTHING. It's sad, I know. I'm disgusted with myself right now. Yes. Yes, yes, and yes. I have this innate need to clean EVERYTHING when people are coming over. And if someone else’s shit ain’t clean, you know we gonna notice because women talk about EVERYTHING. It’s sad, I know. I’m disgusted with myself right now.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/30/party-nonsense/#comment-30388 Avitable Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:25:55 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1647#comment-30388 <b>EG</b>, and everybody knows that Jewish guilt is worse than Catholic guilt in that case. <b>Crystal</b>, I wonder what OCD of the penis is, then? <b>Martymankins</b>, that's a good rule. <b>Charlene</b>, why hide them? You should display them proudly. <b>Hello</b>, I'd get dog hair on me? Hm. I don't know that I'm going to come visit now. <b>Sheila</b>, we don't invite kids over. <b>Valerie</b>, poor Clayton! <b>Kay</b>, yeah, it's all about giving the impression that you don't get anything dirty, ever. <b>Poppy</b>, I would have if I could have. <b>Janna</b>, or just wash away the dirt with pee. <b>DaisyJo</b>, so women want their houses to be clean AND huge? <b>Cajunvegan</b>, we tidy before they come, which is crazy enough. <b>Heather</b>, I only stay in hotels anyway, so that's okay. <b>Summer</b>, that's a brilliant idea, except I'd get roped into helping! <b>Sarah</b>, yeah, we're relaxed for good friends. <b>Bec</b>, wow. That's a new level of loony! <b>Manager Mom</b>, not ours! <b>Stephanie</b>, real and deep. It's like the Zen of cleaning. <b>Whall</b>, didn't you see? Delmer already made that joke. <b>Kelley</b>, oops. I won't tell my wife about this post, then. EG, and everybody knows that Jewish guilt is worse than Catholic guilt in that case.

Crystal, I wonder what OCD of the penis is, then?

Martymankins, that’s a good rule.

Charlene, why hide them? You should display them proudly.

Hello, I’d get dog hair on me? Hm. I don’t know that I’m going to come visit now.

Sheila, we don’t invite kids over.

Valerie, poor Clayton!

Kay, yeah, it’s all about giving the impression that you don’t get anything dirty, ever.

Poppy, I would have if I could have.

Janna, or just wash away the dirt with pee.

DaisyJo, so women want their houses to be clean AND huge?

Cajunvegan, we tidy before they come, which is crazy enough.

Heather, I only stay in hotels anyway, so that’s okay.

Summer, that’s a brilliant idea, except I’d get roped into helping!

Sarah, yeah, we’re relaxed for good friends.

Bec, wow. That’s a new level of loony!

Manager Mom, not ours!

Stephanie, real and deep. It’s like the Zen of cleaning.

Whall, didn’t you see? Delmer already made that joke.

Kelley, oops. I won’t tell my wife about this post, then.

]]> By: Kelley http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/30/party-nonsense/#comment-30376 Kelley Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:48:19 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1647#comment-30376 If you were my husband I would totally fuck you up after a post like that. You just blew the illusion that the house looks like that ALL THE TIME!! Jesus, people are not supposed to KNOW that you cleaned! If you were my husband I would totally fuck you up after a post like that.

You just blew the illusion that the house looks like that ALL THE TIME!! Jesus, people are not supposed to KNOW that you cleaned!

]]> By: whall http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/30/party-nonsense/#comment-30371 whall Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:25:08 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1647#comment-30371 Wait a second <i>I wonder if my housekeeper would just start coming every day?</i> With the stuff YOU leave around, how do you know she doesn't? Wait a second

I wonder if my housekeeper would just start coming every day?

With the stuff YOU leave around, how do you know she doesn’t?

]]> By: Stephanie http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/30/party-nonsense/#comment-30360 Stephanie Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:56:44 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1647#comment-30360 I just laughed so hard i almost peed, reading Crystal's comment, "OCD of the vagina". :lmao: I just laughed so hard i almost peed, reading Crystal’s comment, “OCD of the vagina”. :lmao:

]]> By: Stephanie http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/30/party-nonsense/#comment-30359 Stephanie Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:51:22 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1647#comment-30359 Yes, women look at how clean it is behind your toilet. And yes, even if people see the rooms for 5 seconds each, they must sparkle, shine, and SMELL GOOD. And everything must be hidden away such as piles of mail, magazines, ugly shoes, etc. It's real, and it's deep. Don't fuck with it. Yes, women look at how clean it is behind your toilet. And yes, even if people see the rooms for 5 seconds each, they must sparkle, shine, and SMELL GOOD. And everything must be hidden away such as piles of mail, magazines, ugly shoes, etc.

It’s real, and it’s deep. Don’t fuck with it.

]]> By: manager mom http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/30/party-nonsense/#comment-30358 manager mom Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:47:38 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1647#comment-30358 I TOTALLY check behind the toilet at other people's houses. Because it's usually a pisspit and it makes me feel better about my own house's lack of hygiene. I TOTALLY check behind the toilet at other people’s houses. Because it’s usually a pisspit and it makes me feel better about my own house’s lack of hygiene.

]]> By: Bec http://www.avitable.com/2008/06/30/party-nonsense/#comment-30357 Bec Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:27:18 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1647#comment-30357 I remember once staying awake for 48hours to clean... only for the bastards to cancel their visit. Happiness was not known that day! I remember once staying awake for 48hours to clean… only for the bastards to cancel their visit. Happiness was not known that day!

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