Monthly Archives: June 2008

I’ve been putting this off

Posted on Friday, June 20, 2008 by Avitable

This week has been named by some random blogger to be Blog Reader Appreciation Week. I’ve seen several bloggers do some pretty cool stunts and posts about their readers, so I wanted to come up with something a little different. … Continue reading →

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Hot wax attack

Posted on Thursday, June 19, 2008 by Avitable

No, this is not a story about me getting my balls waxed. Someday, I promise. This is a story of two naive fools – I’ll call them Shmritt and Shmadam. They decided to go out to lunch one fine day, … Continue reading →

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Where’s the hate and negativity?

Posted on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 by Avitable

Yesterday, Wayne showed off a creative use of a tag cloud-type java program called Wordle. The concept is awesome – paste in a group of words and see a graphical representation of the frequency of usage of said words. Wayne … Continue reading →

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My Dear John Letter

Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2008 by Avitable

Dear Happy Madison Productions, This will be the hardest letter I’ve ever written. I have wrestled with this for a long time, but recent events have finally given me the strength to move on with my life. I may have … Continue reading →

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Tareagahg2g2jlkfrk

Posted on Monday, June 16, 2008 by Avitable

That’s what my forehead hitting the keyboard looks like. I just tried it. I have a big fucking head – not sure how it got the “k” and “l” and the “2″ and “a” on the opposite side of the … Continue reading →

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Lazy Sunday??

Posted on Sunday, June 15, 2008 by Avitable

First, happy Father’s Day to all the dads, sugar daddies, pimp daddies, who’s your daddies and you’re not my daddies out there. Second, go wish Sarcastica a happy birthday! She’s a bit down, so getting some blogger love would cheer … Continue reading →

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Deadline

Posted on Saturday, June 14, 2008 by Avitable

I have 13 minutes to write a post before I need to leave the house to pick up my wife at the airport. I could make her take a cab home, but I thought I’d surprise her. And maybe she … Continue reading →

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Daycare and Avitable

Posted on Friday, June 13, 2008 by Avitable

Here’s what a nice guy and great boss I am. Not only am I letting Britt take the day off so that she can go to Universal Studios with one of her best friends from Iowa, I’m also going to … Continue reading →

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To boob or not to boob

Posted on Thursday, June 12, 2008 by Avitable

Forget abortion. Fuck the war in Iraq. Who cares about the 2nd Amendment? I want to vote for the candidate who decides to get rid of this Puritanical notion that Americans have that topless women are somehow indecent. Will McCain … Continue reading →

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Bowleris Moronicus

Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 by Avitable

I went bowling last night with Britt, Jared, my friend James and his girlfriend, Carolina. Lucky us, we got placed in a lane next to highly-skilled bowlers who had their own balls and cool wrist braces and truck nuts on … Continue reading →

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