Monthly Archives: June 2008

Help me out, fuckers

Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 by Avitable

Just so I can get an idea, with a show of virtual hands, how many of you are actually going to try to come to the Halloween party on November 1st?

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Pedophobe

Posted on Monday, June 9, 2008 by Avitable

It all started innocently enough, with my phone ringing. “Yes, Britt?” I answered. “Hey, I was just wondering, SNOORKGARSHHHHH,” she exhaled smoke while talking, “do you want to catch a movie this afternoon?” “Sure! That would be fun.” “So, yes? … Continue reading →

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Lazy Sunday XLIII

Posted on Sunday, June 8, 2008 by Avitable

Welcome to the 43rd Edition of Lazy Sunday! Last week must have been a tough one. Sybil is the only one who correctly identified #14 as “Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic”, Mike LeSombre is the only who correctly identified #11 … Continue reading →

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Saturday is for stealing from Britt

Posted on Saturday, June 7, 2008 by Avitable

I traveled forward in time, saw what Britt was posting for today’s post, and stole it. The Rules: Highlight the things you can do and leave the things you can’t in normal type. 1. Give advice that matters in one … Continue reading →

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Fuck you, you fucking fuckers

Posted on Friday, June 6, 2008 by Avitable

To the idiot driving ten miles under the speed limit on a busy road. To the twat making the ugly face at the cigarette smoke when sitting outside in the area designated for smokers. To the Florida heat that has … Continue reading →

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Illusions of Grandeur

Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2008 by Avitable

I heard somebody say “illusions of grandeur” instead of “delusions” and it just stuck in my head.

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Can’t blog

Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2008 by Avitable

Can’t blog. Too busy playing LEGO Indiana Jones for the Wii. Instead, watch some of my favorite Youtube videos that I’ve made: Everything comes down to poo: Chocorrito: 10 Things: Singing “Before He Cheats”:

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Things I hate about your blog

Posted on Tuesday, June 3, 2008 by Avitable

The definition of “your” that should be applied is one that applies to the blogosphere as a whole. 1. You have some type of video or music that plays automatically when I visit. 2. You haven’t tested your blog in … Continue reading →

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Survey says

Posted on Monday, June 2, 2008 by Avitable

I don’t know what it is about this weekend, but my brain don’t think too good. I saw this survey over at Steve’s blog and decided to steal it. And I’m actually going to answer it seriously for once! I … Continue reading →

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Lazy Sunday XLII

Posted on Sunday, June 1, 2008 by Avitable

And here we are, with the 42nd Edition of Lazy Sunday! So, last week, in addition to the normal contest, I had three references from the week before that nobody got right! I offered a six-pack of gourmet popcorn from … Continue reading →

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