Comments on: AlphAvitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/01/alphavitable/ Tact is for pussies Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:30:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/01/alphavitable/#comment-30788 Avitable Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:33:23 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1648#comment-30788 <b>Heather</b>, I don't know if I could punch you in the face, though. You're too nice! <b>Dave</b>, they'd wear a diaper! <b>Stephanie</b>, your vagina doesn't count. <b>Sybil</b>, no, that's not bad as long as they're not zipped up all the way. Heather, I don't know if I could punch you in the face, though. You're too nice!

Dave, they'd wear a diaper!

Stephanie, your vagina doesn't count.

Sybil, no, that's not bad as long as they're not zipped up all the way.

]]> By: Sybil Law http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/01/alphavitable/#comment-30514 Sybil Law Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:35:11 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1648#comment-30514 Question about your phobia: do you, therefore, hate sleeping bags? I hate sleeping bags, for that very reason. Also, make the monkey wear a diaper. Question about your phobia: do you, therefore, hate sleeping bags? I hate sleeping bags, for that very reason.
Also, make the monkey wear a diaper.

]]> By: Stephanie http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/01/alphavitable/#comment-30393 Stephanie Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:21:45 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1648#comment-30393 I have a monkey. I have a monkey.

]]> By: Dave2 http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/01/alphavitable/#comment-30392 Dave2 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:27:43 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1648#comment-30392 You don't really want a monkey. Unless you like your house decorated with feces. You don't really want a monkey.

Unless you like your house decorated with feces.

]]> By: Coal Miner's Granddaughter http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/01/alphavitable/#comment-30391 Coal Miner's Granddaughter Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:29:21 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1648#comment-30391 First? Soooo stealing this for future blog fodder. Second? If I had known you liked punching pregnant women in the face, I would have found you two years ago, driven down while pregnant with my youngest, had Britt film the whole ordeal, then posted it to YouTube for Fox News to eventually find it and make out a big news story about something that wasn't news. That would have been funny. First? Soooo stealing this for future blog fodder. Second? If I had known you liked punching pregnant women in the face, I would have found you two years ago, driven down while pregnant with my youngest, had Britt film the whole ordeal, then posted it to YouTube for Fox News to eventually find it and make out a big news story about something that wasn't news. That would have been funny.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/01/alphavitable/#comment-30389 Avitable Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:33:12 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1648#comment-30389 <b>Amanda</b>, it would be awesome to hang out with a monkey while riding the dolphin! <b>Hello</b>, why don't you want me to be happy with my very own dolphin? <b>Karl</b>, oh, good point. <b>AmyD</b>, I like her long distance. I'm scared of her otherwise. <b>Maria</b>, we would become best buddies. <b>Dee</b>, about a thousand words per minute. <b>Wayne</b>, probably, yes. You're right. <b>Tracy</b>, they get cranky like adults, but mine would only eat the kids I pointed them at. <b>Cajunvegan</b>, on the outside, of course! <b>Britt</b>, ooh, I love sales at BBW. Squee! <b>Bucky</b>, I tried that. I have four less fingers now, and it didn't even fill me up. <b>Metalmom</b>, I'm not afraid of germs. I just dislike them. <b>NYCWD</b>, they're not all surrounding me! And I'm not germophobic. <b>Grant</b>, I heard about your daring escape. Well done! <b>Finn</b>, I already lick myself too much as it is. <b>Angie</b>, ooo ooo ahhh ahhh eeeh eeh. <b>Crystal</b>, I'll eat it if I have to. And corn is totally a veggie. <b>Robin</b>, then I would definitely not like them. I don't think kids should be little foul mouthed adults. <b>BPR</b>, you say that about your kids, but I don't know . . . <b>Bec</b>, well, I can just use a broomstick. Amanda, it would be awesome to hang out with a monkey while riding the dolphin!

Hello, why don't you want me to be happy with my very own dolphin?

Karl, oh, good point.

AmyD, I like her long distance. I'm scared of her otherwise.

Maria, we would become best buddies.

Dee, about a thousand words per minute.

Wayne, probably, yes. You're right.

Tracy, they get cranky like adults, but mine would only eat the kids I pointed them at.

Cajunvegan, on the outside, of course!

Britt, ooh, I love sales at BBW. Squee!

Bucky, I tried that. I have four less fingers now, and it didn't even fill me up.

Metalmom, I'm not afraid of germs. I just dislike them.

NYCWD, they're not all surrounding me! And I'm not germophobic.

Grant, I heard about your daring escape. Well done!

Finn, I already lick myself too much as it is.

Angie, ooo ooo ahhh ahhh eeeh eeh.

Crystal, I'll eat it if I have to. And corn is totally a veggie.

Robin, then I would definitely not like them. I don't think kids should be little foul mouthed adults.

BPR, you say that about your kids, but I don't know . . .

Bec, well, I can just use a broomstick.

]]> By: Bec http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/01/alphavitable/#comment-30387 Bec Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:25:00 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1648#comment-30387 When the hell did the anal probe become non essential? When the hell did the anal probe become non essential?

]]> By: bluepaintred http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/01/alphavitable/#comment-30385 bluepaintred Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:39:33 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1648#comment-30385 "we live on our own in our own house" - I had to re -read that a few times. I'm not done my first cup of coffee And. You would like my kids. Trust me. And. I will be having birthday cake tonight. This will be the third cake we have had in the last week. "we live on our own in our own house" – I had to re -read that a few times. I'm not done my first cup of coffee

And.

You would like my kids. Trust me.

And.

I will be having birthday cake tonight. This will be the third cake we have had in the last week.

]]> By: Robin http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/01/alphavitable/#comment-30383 Robin Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:49:24 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1648#comment-30383 If I had kids I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like it, except for the fact I'd let them watch anything R rated and swear as much as they like, you might get along with them great. If I had kids I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like it, except for the fact I'd let them watch anything R rated and swear as much as they like, you might get along with them great.

]]> By: Crys http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/01/alphavitable/#comment-30382 Crys Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:15:59 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1648#comment-30382 you don't even eat green beans? corn? wait, is corn a vegetable? you don't even eat green beans? corn?

wait, is corn a vegetable?

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