Comments on: The Throne Room http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/03/the-throne-room/ Where tact goes to die Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:08:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Atomic Bombshell http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/03/the-throne-room/#comment-31147 Atomic Bombshell Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:33:04 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1650#comment-31147 High-larious. Thanks for sharing this story in such beautiful detail. High-larious. Thanks for sharing this story in such beautiful detail.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/03/the-throne-room/#comment-30726 Avitable Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:18:40 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1650#comment-30726 <b>Tracy</b>, I take my own lunch money, too. <b>Bossy</b>, almost. <b>Beth</b>, you do? I knew I liked you for a reason. <b>K8Spade</b>, you could get it from Dairy Queen, but I wouldn't eat it if you did. <b>Kapgar</b>, clothes are complicated! <b>Winter</b>, does that cat fall in the toilet a lot? <b>Bec</b>, I fear throwing up more than anything. <b>Marty</b>, thank you for reading my blog while naked on the toilet. We've bonded now. <b>Janna</b>, or the mental ward. <b>Laura</b>, :D <b>BTDT</b>, no, but I have had both legs fall asleep. <b>Stephanie</b>, yes, and I enjoy my time, so I eat very little fiber. <b>DaDuck</b>, with me, it usually is. <b>Bucky</b>, we should totally start a club. <b>Meg</b>, take a shower after pooping? Wow. And I saved the phone, so there was no need to dry it. <b>Trukindog</b>, I have not used a rest area bathroom - I'd rather shit in the woods. <b>Jason</b>, you've definitely been missing out. <b>Absurdist</b>, I fall down gracefully, like an angel. <b>Noraisins</b>, actually, both Scrubs and Seinfeld talked about it. <b>Jordie</b>, nah. I'll wait a bit first. <b>Stacey</b>, your cat is insane. <b>Evil Genius</b>, yes, he did, and that's when I knew I wasn't alone! Tracy, I take my own lunch money, too.

Bossy, almost.

Beth, you do? I knew I liked you for a reason.

K8Spade, you could get it from Dairy Queen, but I wouldn’t eat it if you did.

Kapgar, clothes are complicated!

Winter, does that cat fall in the toilet a lot?

Bec, I fear throwing up more than anything.

Marty, thank you for reading my blog while naked on the toilet. We’ve bonded now.

Janna, or the mental ward.

Laura, :D

BTDT, no, but I have had both legs fall asleep.

Stephanie, yes, and I enjoy my time, so I eat very little fiber.

DaDuck, with me, it usually is.

Bucky, we should totally start a club.

Meg, take a shower after pooping? Wow. And I saved the phone, so there was no need to dry it.

Trukindog, I have not used a rest area bathroom – I’d rather shit in the woods.

Jason, you’ve definitely been missing out.

Absurdist, I fall down gracefully, like an angel.

Noraisins, actually, both Scrubs and Seinfeld talked about it.

Jordie, nah. I’ll wait a bit first.

Stacey, your cat is insane.

Evil Genius, yes, he did, and that’s when I knew I wasn’t alone!

]]> By: Evil Genius http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/03/the-throne-room/#comment-30640 Evil Genius Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:02:20 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1650#comment-30640 Wait, didn't George do that on Seinfeld? Hmm...and I suppose next you'll tell us you've just gotten out of the pool? :boobs4: Wait, didn’t George do that on Seinfeld? Hmm…and I suppose next you’ll tell us you’ve just gotten out of the pool?

:boobs4:

]]> By: Stacey http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/03/the-throne-room/#comment-30638 Stacey Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:44:46 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1650#comment-30638 My cat drinks from the toilet. She insists it's not germy. Of course, this is the same cat that has a thing for smelly feet. My dad dropped his false teeth in the toilet once. Needless to say, that was an expensive accident. My cat drinks from the toilet. She insists it’s not germy. Of course, this is the same cat that has a thing for smelly feet.

My dad dropped his false teeth in the toilet once. Needless to say, that was an expensive accident.

]]> By: Jordie http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/03/the-throne-room/#comment-30636 Jordie Sun, 06 Jul 2008 17:34:13 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1650#comment-30636 at least your phone is okay. You getting the BRAND NEW one this Friday? at least your phone is okay. You getting the BRAND NEW one this Friday?

]]> By: noraisins http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/03/the-throne-room/#comment-30615 noraisins Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:25:20 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1650#comment-30615 Did you get the whole naked bathroom break from Scrubs? I know they didn't go past a pantsless ritual, but that episode was just as hilarious as your story. I think they even had a name for it, but I can't recall it. Did you get the whole naked bathroom break from Scrubs? I know they didn’t go past a pantsless ritual, but that episode was just as hilarious as your story. I think they even had a name for it, but I can’t recall it.

]]> By: The Absurdist http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/03/the-throne-room/#comment-30605 The Absurdist Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:27:56 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1650#comment-30605 Thank you for sharing that. It made my morning. Not only are your bathroom habits REALLY fucked up, but it's nice to know that you are human and fall down like an ass from time to time. ;-) Thank you for sharing that. It made my morning.

Not only are your bathroom habits REALLY fucked up, but it’s nice to know that you are human and fall down like an ass from time to time.

;-)

]]> By: Jason http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/03/the-throne-room/#comment-30593 Jason Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:56:44 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1650#comment-30593 No matter what the topic, you know how to make me smile. BIG. I'll have to try this naked pooping thing. It looks like I've been missing out on some good times. No matter what the topic, you know how to make me smile. BIG. I’ll have to try this naked pooping thing. It looks like I’ve been missing out on some good times.

]]> By: Trukindog http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/03/the-throne-room/#comment-30582 Trukindog Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:52:56 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1650#comment-30582 LMFAO Dude. I love nekked poopin when ever the opportunity arises, mostly when I'm home and hangin around in my underwear anyway. Have you ever used a Hwy. rest area crapper? There is NO place to put your clothes that isn't disgusting and germ infested. Hwy. crappers are only for emergency use anyway ya know and I mean shit your pants or not emergency. LMFAO Dude. I love nekked poopin when ever the opportunity arises, mostly when I’m home and hangin around in my underwear anyway.

Have you ever used a Hwy. rest area crapper? There is NO place to put your clothes that isn’t disgusting and germ infested. Hwy. crappers are only for emergency use anyway ya know and I mean shit your pants or not emergency.

]]> By: Meg http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/03/the-throne-room/#comment-30575 Meg Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:42:45 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1650#comment-30575 I have a friend who MUST take a shower after going #2. It's just, what has to happen. Sorry 'bout your iPhone, dude. Did you try putting it in a bowl of dry rice? They say that may help to dry it out, but in my experience, one dunk in some H2O is enough to fry any tiny electronic device. I have a friend who MUST take a shower after going #2. It’s just, what has to happen.

Sorry ’bout your iPhone, dude. Did you try putting it in a bowl of dry rice? They say that may help to dry it out, but in my experience, one dunk in some H2O is enough to fry any tiny electronic device.

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