Bang! Boom! Blah!

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Have a safe and happy Fourth of July!

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49 Responses to Bang! Boom! Blah!

  1. Amanda
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    says:

    Is your penis coiled up again?

    And your illustrations are really getting fancy, look at the sky.

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  2. metalmom says:

    Be careful not to set your ass hair on fire!

    Happy Fourth!

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  3. Dave2
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    says:

    I’m assured you’ll have neither once your ass catches on fire there!!

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  4. Poppy
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    says:

    Wow, fancy color on this post!

    Happy day that my people betrayed their homeland!!!!

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  5. jake titus says:

    Avit,
    Great planning on your part to have a lake in your flight path. Should you become a Flaming Human Independence Day Projectile, your advanced safe zone planning will give the folks at the burn center a fighting chance. Have a great holiday.
    Jake

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  6. AmyD says:

    :lmao:

    Happy 4th of July. I’ll think of you as I am munching away on Mike’s awesome barbecued burgers!

    :heartbeat:

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  7. Click for larger?

    Why?

    So I can try to hunt for your peen?

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  8. Janna says:

    How exciting!
    I can almost hear the explosions and the screams.

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  9. Karl says:

    Shit, I totally forgot today was July 4th.

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  10. Jay
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    says:

    Hopefully you won’t get shot out into the middle of the ocean. There are sharks out there.

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  11. Sybil Law says:

    Happy 4th!!!!!!
    (I love the drawing – as usual!)

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  12. Winter says:

    How far are you expecting to go with those rockets? At any rate, I doubt you’ll need to manscape after those rockets go off.

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  13. Grant says:

    Safe is boring, especially on this holiday, the one which traditionally claims the lives of more rednecks than any other.

    Happy High Explosives Day >=)

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  14. Katie says:

    Happy 4th of July. You know what, I just figured out that 4th of July is the same as Independence Day, right? Right?

    ….
    Hmm.

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  15. Zom says:

    DON’T DO IT, MAN!
    Mythbusters tried something similar, and failed miserably.

    Although, not from a rooftop.
    At night.
    While animated.
    On second thought ….

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  16. RW says:

    Why do you have six cocks on your back? Or have I been hanging out here too long?

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  17. Lisa says:

    Awesome picture! Have a Happy 4th! :thumbsup:

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  18. Miss Britt
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    says:

    There are so many smart ass remarks I can make here.

    But. I won’t. Because I’m nice like that.

    Happy 4th!

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  19. trishk says:

    HAappy 4th of July!!

    Don’t blow your penis off!

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  20. Dude. Where’s your penis?!?!? I’m worried that you didn’t include it in the drawing. Has Britt torn it off, again?

    Have a great holiday, sweetie!

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  21. golfwidow says:

    “Look up there, honey. It’s an Avitable.”

    “You’re crazy. It was probably just a weather balloon or a satellite.”

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  22. and the rockets red glare, adam’s bursting in air…

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  23. Trukindog says:

    Happy 4th. Bud, fireworks are illegal here in AZ. (extremely dry here ya know) so I’ll just use the little ones heh heh.

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  24. Dragon says:

    Well, at least those fireworks aren’t up your ass. Happy fourth of July! :martini:

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  25. martymankins says:

    Dragon stole my comment. Now I have to think of another clever comment…

    Nope. Nothing coming to mind.

    Have a safe and happy 4th.

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  26. maman
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    says:

    Which do you think will happen first? You set your ass on fire? or one of the rockets decapitates you? I do love a good 4th of July fireworks tale!

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  27. Dragon says:

    Marty, we can share the comment :batting:

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  28. Summer says:

    Don’t have any baked beans before trying that stunt. Happy 4th!

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  29. Kay says:

    Dude you blew your penis off! :dunce:

    And the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that Adams peen was still there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  30. cajunvegan says:

    I like the way you declare your independence!

    I hope there were no accidents.

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  31. Kris says:

    Gas powered!

    And you lit your farts as a kid too, didn’t you?

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  32. Avitable says:

    Amanda, it’s tucked.

    Metalmom, burning ass hair is a great aroma.

    Dave, my ass is made of ass-bestos.

    Poppy, your people? You’re British?

    Jake, that was the plan. Except that it’s Crystal Lake, so I’m fucked.

    Stephanie, kiddo? Old lady!

    AmyD, that sounds dirty.

    Angie, it’s like Where’s Waldo? Except “Where’s Baldy?”

    Janna, and smell the burning.

    NYCWD, color is the new pink.

    Karl, so why are you painted red white and blue, then?

    Jay, thanks to Shark Week, I’m no longer afraid of them.

    Sybil, this is one of my favorite drawings, I think.

    Winter, to the moon!

    Grant, domo!

    Tracy, DUDETTE.

    Katie, congratulations on figuring something out that is typically only known to people from age 5 on.

    Zom, my cartoon self is a bit lighter.

    Hallie, clearly, I’m a genius.

    RW, I think it’s finally gone to your head.

    Lisa, you can buy a print for $500.

    Britt, and you just know I’d stab you in your eye.

    Trish, but then you miss out on the fun of reattachment.

    Heather, it’s tucked for safety.

    Golfwidow, I’ve been mistaken for those before.

    Shelli, it’s easy to stay safe when you don’t leave your house!

    Hello, ha! Genius.

    Gwen, good point.

    Rattling the Kettle, beaten by one minute.

    Mindy, same to youi.

    Trukindog, it’s dry here, too, but they let people use the small ones.

    Dragon, well, some are. You just can’t see them.

    Marty, so your cleverness is severely limited, I see.

    Maman, I don’t think they’d decapitate me. My ass would definitely be on fire, though.

    Summer, good thing I don’t like beans.

    Sarah, you too!

    Crystal, did you see me in the night sky flying by?

    Kay, peen sounds like something weird.

    Cajunvegan, I didn’t even go outside.

    Kris, nope. I don’t believe in farting.

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  33. Poppy
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    says:

    I’m English American, respect my ROOTS.

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  34. the poppy has roots? is that why you wear baseball caps, so that we can’t see that you need to head to the hair salon?

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  35. Poppy
    Twitter:
    says:

    I wear baseball hats cuz I look CUTE in ‘em. :P And I’m totally telling my stylist you said I have roots. (Although, honestly, at Brittcon I totally did, got my hair done the Tuesday AFTER.)

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  36. Avitable says:

    Poppy, from France?

    Hello, but does the carpet match the drapes, that’s the question!

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  37. Poppy
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    says:

    Am I the top commenter yet? Cuz if I am then I don’t have to answer these questions.

    Hmm, not even close. Looks like Clown had some sort of a comment orgy.

    I am an English American from France, yes.

    And why are you asking Becky if my carpet match my drapes? I have hardwood.

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  38. um, yeah. i am surprised you are asking me about the poppy, but as for me, i went for the bare floor myself. not a fan of the stupid carpet.

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