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Have a safe and happy Fourth of July!
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Friday, July 4, 2008 @ 12:00 am
filed under My Art 
tagged avitable, fireworks, fourth of july, independence day, my art
Is your penis coiled up again?
And your illustrations are really getting fancy, look at the sky.
Comments by Amanda
Be careful not to set your ass hair on fire!
Happy Fourth!
Comments by metalmom
I'm assured you'll have neither once your ass catches on fire there!!
Comments by Dave2
Wow, fancy color on this post!
Happy day that my people betrayed their homeland!!!!
Comments by Poppy
Avit,
Great planning on your part to have a lake in your flight path. Should you become a Flaming Human Independence Day Projectile, your advanced safe zone planning will give the folks at the burn center a fighting chance. Have a great holiday.
Jake
Comments by jake titus
Right back atcha, kiddo.
Comments by Stephanie
Happy 4th of July. I'll think of you as I am munching away on Mike's awesome barbecued burgers!
Comments by AmyD
Click for larger?
Why?
So I can try to hunt for your peen?
Comments by A Whole Lot of Nothing
How exciting!
I can almost hear the explosions and the screams.
Comments by Janna
Ooooooh.
Color.
Comments by NYCWD
Shit, I totally forgot today was July 4th.
Comments by Karl
Hopefully you won't get shot out into the middle of the ocean. There are sharks out there.
Comments by Jay
Happy 4th!!!!!!
(I love the drawing - as usual!)
Comments by Sybil Law
How far are you expecting to go with those rockets? At any rate, I doubt you'll need to manscape after those rockets go off.
Comments by Winter
Safe is boring, especially on this holiday, the one which traditionally claims the lives of more rednecks than any other.
Happy High Explosives Day >=)
Comments by Grant
DUDE.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
Happy 4th of July. You know what, I just figured out that 4th of July is the same as Independence Day, right? Right?
....
Hmm.
Comments by Katie
DON'T DO IT, MAN!
Mythbusters tried something similar, and failed miserably.
Although, not from a rooftop.
At night.
While animated.
On second thought ....
Comments by Zom
Happy 4th of july my brother!!
Comments by Zom
I think you have a future in cartooning!!
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
Comments by Hallie
Why do you have six cocks on your back? Or have I been hanging out here too long?
Comments by RW
Awesome picture! Have a Happy 4th!
Comments by Lisa
There are so many smart ass remarks I can make here.
But. I won't. Because I'm nice like that.
Happy 4th!
Comments by Miss Britt
HAappy 4th of July!!
Don't blow your penis off!
Comments by trishk
Dude. Where's your penis?!?!? I'm worried that you didn't include it in the drawing. Has Britt torn it off, again?
Have a great holiday, sweetie!
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
"Look up there, honey. It's an Avitable."
"You're crazy. It was probably just a weather balloon or a satellite."
Comments by golfwidow
To you, too. Be careful!
Comments by Shelli
and the rockets red glare, adam's bursting in air...
Comments by hello haha narf
DON'T TOOT!
Comments by Gwen
Be careful not to fart!
Comments by Rattling the Kettle
Happy 4th Adam!
Comments by Mindy
Happy 4th. Bud, fireworks are illegal here in AZ. (extremely dry here ya know) so I'll just use the little ones heh heh.
Comments by Trukindog
Well, at least those fireworks aren't up your ass. Happy fourth of July!
Comments by Dragon
Dragon stole my comment. Now I have to think of another clever comment...
Nope. Nothing coming to mind.
Have a safe and happy 4th.
Comments by martymankins
Which do you think will happen first? You set your ass on fire? or one of the rockets decapitates you? I do love a good 4th of July fireworks tale!
Comments by maman
Marty, we can share the comment
Comments by Dragon
Don't have any baked beans before trying that stunt. Happy 4th!
Comments by Summer
Happy 4th Adam!
Comments by Sarah
you too, hon.
Comments by Crys
Dude you blew your penis off!
And the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that Adams peen was still there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments by Kay
I like the way you declare your independence!
I hope there were no accidents.
Comments by cajunvegan
Gas powered!
And you lit your farts as a kid too, didn't you?
Comments by Kris
Amanda, it's tucked.
Metalmom, burning ass hair is a great aroma.
Dave, my ass is made of ass-bestos.
Poppy, your people? You're British?
Jake, that was the plan. Except that it's Crystal Lake, so I'm fucked.
Stephanie, kiddo? Old lady!
AmyD, that sounds dirty.
Angie, it's like Where's Waldo? Except "Where's Baldy?"
Janna, and smell the burning.
NYCWD, color is the new pink.
Karl, so why are you painted red white and blue, then?
Jay, thanks to Shark Week, I'm no longer afraid of them.
Sybil, this is one of my favorite drawings, I think.
Winter, to the moon!
Grant, domo!
Tracy, DUDETTE.
Katie, congratulations on figuring something out that is typically only known to people from age 5 on.
Zom, my cartoon self is a bit lighter.
Hallie, clearly, I'm a genius.
RW, I think it's finally gone to your head.
Lisa, you can buy a print for $500.
Britt, and you just know I'd stab you in your eye.
Trish, but then you miss out on the fun of reattachment.
Heather, it's tucked for safety.
Golfwidow, I've been mistaken for those before.
Shelli, it's easy to stay safe when you don't leave your house!
Hello, ha! Genius.
Gwen, good point.
Rattling the Kettle, beaten by one minute.
Mindy, same to youi.
Trukindog, it's dry here, too, but they let people use the small ones.
Dragon, well, some are. You just can't see them.
Marty, so your cleverness is severely limited, I see.
Maman, I don't think they'd decapitate me. My ass would definitely be on fire, though.
Summer, good thing I don't like beans.
Sarah, you too!
Crystal, did you see me in the night sky flying by?
Kay, peen sounds like something weird.
Cajunvegan, I didn't even go outside.
Kris, nope. I don't believe in farting.
Comments by Avitable
I'm English American, respect my ROOTS.
Comments by Poppy
the poppy has roots? is that why you wear baseball caps, so that we can't see that you need to head to the hair salon?
Comments by hello haha narf
I wear baseball hats cuz I look CUTE in 'em.
And I'm totally telling my stylist you said I have roots. (Although, honestly, at Brittcon I totally did, got my hair done the Tuesday AFTER.)
Comments by Poppy
Poppy, from France?
Hello, but does the carpet match the drapes, that's the question!
Comments by Avitable
Am I the top commenter yet? Cuz if I am then I don't have to answer these questions.
Hmm, not even close. Looks like Clown had some sort of a comment orgy.
I am an English American from France, yes.
And why are you asking Becky if my carpet match my drapes? I have hardwood.
Comments by Poppy
um, yeah. i am surprised you are asking me about the poppy, but as for me, i went for the bare floor myself. not a fan of the stupid carpet.
Comments by hello haha narf