Britt and I have awesome conversations all the time. They're funny, irreverent, mean, sarcastic, and thought-provoking. But since nobody is around to hear them, there's no one to remark on how fucking genius we are.
This is all changing on Wednesday nights at 9 PM EST, when Britt and I present "Clearly, you're retarded", an hour-long weekly radio show. Much like the old "Point, Counterpoint" show, each week, Britt and I will pick a topic and beat it to death with our sharp wits and sharper tongues. No sharp knives, though.
This week, our inaugural episode, we will be focusing on political correctness. When is it okay to tell someone that they're retarded? Gay? A girl?
Since this is our first show, I'd love for everyone to listen. We're going to keep it just the two of us for the first half, but then the second half will be open for phone calls from listeners.
The show is being hosted on Talkshoe at this URL: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/22186. With Talkshoe, you can listen to the show streaming live by visiting the show page, but unless you create a profile you will be unable to chat.
By registering and creating a profile, you'll be able to also download the Talkshoe application - this is a great program that allows you to listen to the show streaming live, chat with other members, and follow along very easily.
So, don't forget: Wednesday at 9 PM EST, 6 PM PST, you can overdose on Britt and Adam while listening to "Clearly, you're retarded!"
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I'll have to download it, you picked the only bad night for me. Good job.
Are they downloadable on talkshoe?
Comments by Amanda
Comments by Willie G
Wait. Aren't you the dude who posted not long back how you were not going to be listening to radio shows becuase they take up too much time and yadda yadda yadda?
BRB - scanning archives
Ahhh. I'm back. check this shit out.
also? I am bitchy tonight. I apologize in advance
Comments by bluepaintred
Also, due to the (bad) link I posted in my edit, my link was eaten by your spam doodad
shall we try again? This time I am not apologizing.
http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/22/radio-shows-and-freewriting/
This commenting shit is hard work
Comments by bluepaintred
Heh, Bluepaintred said what I was going to say. Ought to be a great show, though, and I'll absolutely be there.
Comments by Karl
Well, "The Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious" is a repeat, so I guess I don't have anything else going on at that time. So I will probably be listening.
Comments by Jay
Uhhh... Wednesdays... yeah... not the best night for me. But I guess I can always download.
Comments by Dave2
Sounds pretty exciting.
That's 2am for me. I'm not saying I'll never listen live, but I think I'll probably download
Comments by Dan
If my pathetic dial-up connection can handle the streaming audio, I'll try to listen live.
Failing that, I will catch the archives!
Comments by Janna
wednesdays are not a good night for me either- so I will do the download thing.
Comments by libragirl
Woah, you and Britt on your own show! Sign me up for a listen!
Comments by kapgar
YOU STOLE MY POST!!!!
Comments by Miss Britt
I'll listen, if only to hear Britt say "Adam, you ignorant slut!"
or vice versa.
Comments by B.E. Earl
Yay! I'm excited! Why didn't the two of you think up this shit before??? Retards.
Comments by student teacher (mcat)
I guess you know who I read first in the morning.
(Just kidding, I saw her tweet first.)
Comments by Poppy
Hooray!
I will definitely listen!! I am actually excited!
Comments by Sybil Law
I just signed up!
Comments by Sybil Law
As I mentioned over on Miss Britt's blog, this show should kick serious ass.
Comments by martymankins
A preview of the show?
Adam : Blah blah blah retards.
Britt : Blah blah blah whoo hoo.
Adam : Blah blah blah gays.
Britt : Blah blah blah fuck yeah.
Adam : Blah blah blah my nut sack.
Britt : Blah blah blah stab you in the eye.
End scene
Comments by Clown
Who is this Clown person?
He seems totally retarded.
Comments by Miss Britt
Congrats!
Comments by Dragon
An hour? I'll be exhausted. But I'll be there!
Comments by Finn
Wait.
You mean a blogger radio show that will not devolve into vaginal oozes, cock jokes, or the insignificance of anal beads on today's open market???
I'll believe it when I hear it.
Comments by NYCWD
Clearly, you know how to offend your common listener already!
Thank goodness most people ARE retarded.
Comments by themuttprincess
I see you got sucked in.
Comments by Robin
Britt...
I'm going to leave work early and take a poop on the hood of your car.
Comments by Clown
Clown...
I will cut you man. For real.
Comments by Miss Britt
I am really confused on who stole who's post but anyway, I will be there!
Comments by Kay
I'll have a cut and you'll have a car with a steaming pile of human feces on top.
I'd rather be cut.
Comments by Clown
Wait, there is a time that's NOT okay to say those things? You are a LIARHEAD.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
OK, I'll give you the same comment I gave Britt:
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuckity fuck fuck! Ty-man's 14-year-old niece is in town until Friday so I can't listen. Will it be archived? I WILL listen to it, just not tomorrow. Don't hurt me!"
I think that was what I said. Sort of.
Shit.
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Amanda, there will be a downloadable version, yup.
Willie G, your check is in the mail.
BPR, yes, I did say that. And I still don't have time to listen to them! Just enough time to do one.
Karl, well, I'm doing it because I think it would be fun, not really for the listeners, although that's a bonus.
Jay, I know you're completely serious, too.
Dave, is your AA meeting on Wednesdays?
Dan, are you an old man?
Janna, I still can't believe you're on dial-up.
Libragirl, that's cool, too!
Kapgar, hopefully Katie will join you.
Britt, thief! Absconder! Jezebel!
BE Earl, she says that all the time.
Student Teacher, we were waiting for the right moment.
Poppy, yeah, I see how it is!
Sybil, awesome.
Marty, well, don't let your expectations get TOO high.
Clown, that's exactly it!
Britt, totally half-retarded.
Dragon, on our radio show baby?
Finn, well, you can stop listening when people start to call in.
NYCWD, that's our plan. Gossip-free!
TMP, I know - phew!
Robin, I got sucked in by the void of Fab's absence.
Kay, she stole mine. It's okay, she's a good adapter.
Tracy, a stinky doo-doo liarhead, actually.
Heather, there's always next week. And it will be archived.
Comments by Avitable
here's wishing no technical difficulties to you both! i'm excited for the show. will do my best to make it...i have a feeling that you two will be hysterical. although i read her puntabulous debate and she was damn good. tread carefully, young skywalker.
ummmm, don't read my comment on britt's site, k? thanks!
Comments by hello haha narf
You're doing a blogger radio show? Awesome!
Should we expect a "Freewrite Friday" post from you this week as well? ;)
Comments by shiny
Will you promise to suck on one of the tiny penises I sent you while you're on the air?
Comments by Special K
No, on being retarded. :)
Comments by Dragon
I'll have to listen. If I'm not home can I download it for later?
Comments by Sarah
Sellout.
Comments by Stephanie
Would it have killed EITHER ONE OF YOU BASTARDS to mention that you're doing this show just one hour before MY regularly scheduled Wednesday night show?
Sheesh!
And yes, I'm leaving a duplicate comment at the other place... since you're apparently duplicating posts now, too!
Comments by jester
Wow, I didn't know all radio shows disintegrated into vaginal ooze. I was always careful to leave my cock out of it too!
And erm, this should be a totally rad show...cannot wait to hear it!
Comments by Hilly
Hello, my Puntabulous debate was even better!
Shiny, HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Fucker.
Speical K, THAT'S WHERE THEY CAME FROM! I couldn't figure out where that box of sex stuff came from, and since you didn't put your name anywhere, I was soooo confused!
Dragon, that too.
Sarah, yeah, it will be available for downloading, too.
Stephanie, I know, it's true.
Jester, we'll pimp the shit out of you tonight.
Hilly, we love when you put your cock in it, though!
Comments by Avitable
Clearly, I'm retarded.
Comments by Special K