Comments on: Myocardial Infraction

By: Avitable

Avitable — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:36:24 +0000

Stephanie, wow, I figured you were going to say Shoney's or something. Kapgar, anecdotal. Evil Genius, most people who meet me assume I have Tourette's already. Poppy, Last.fm just likes me better! Sybil, and now your wait is over. Hope it was worth it! Katie, that's what I was thinking! Janna, well, wouldn't you have to be pregnant first?

By: Janna

Janna — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:36:34 +0000

I'll try to remember this one, and see if it works any better than "OH MY GOD I'M GOING INTO LABOR! AGGHHHH! AGGHHHHH!"

By: Katie

Katie — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:37:36 +0000

ROFL You are hilarious! I can't believe he'd fake heart attacks – most people would have someone follow him to the hospital to ensure the bill is paid anyway!

By: Sybil Law

Sybil Law — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:40:59 +0000

Good thing they're optional, 'cause they hurt if I wear them for too long!
I am so impatient for this show to start!

By: Poppy

Poppy — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:31:12 +0000

Oh! I remember now.

I am annoyed that when you put Last.fm on your blog it works just fine but when I put it on mine I get emails that it crashed the site for Windows users.

We have the same blog underneath the hood so it makes no sense.

By: Poppy

Poppy — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:29:51 +0000

There was something bugging me about your site or this post the first time I read it but I didn't want to actually tell you what so I vagued you. And now of course I don't remember at all what I was talking about.

Typical.

By: Evil Genius

Evil Genius — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:36:09 +0000

Faking a heart attack? What a maroon.

Personally, I would fake an accute attack of tourettes. Since most cabbies are foreign and not terribly familiar with tourettes, I figure they'd be easily frightened and would be concerned with nothing more than getting me out of their vehicle. Ha! :martini:

By: kapgar

kapgar — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:16:12 +0000

And you know it's foolproof from personal experience?

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:37:24 +0000

Bennigans, unfortunately.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:20:25 +0000

link)','caption', 'Almost as smart as I am' );">Britt, AHGOD MY HEART!!! I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK. SO MUCH PAIN!!

Karl, are you kidding? Lisa Lisa is awesome! "My body never knew such pleasure, my heart never knew such payayayain."

Amanda, that's how they caught him, when someone actually made him go to a hospital.

Poppy, huh?

Deb, I'm askeered of vomit.

Grant, you could totally get away with it, too.

BE Earl, you weren't pretending, though, were you?

Maria, ooh, you are cold hearted!

NYCWD, that's why he apparently declined an ambulance.

That Guy, yup, except at least his was something that he could somewhat blame on the restaurant.

Little LJ, can I borrow your boobs for a while?

Starrlight, exactly.

Steph, what fucking restaurant did you go to?

Golfwidow, clearly, you're a bad person.

RW, if you say "elephant trunk" instead, it might be even more effective.

Gwen, apparently not!

Student Teacher, Applebee's grosses me out already.

Robin, you'd think he wanted to be paid, though.

Blondefabulous, that could be true – didn't think of that.

Finn, crazy always works.

Tracy, okay, ya got me!

Marty, I would hope that I'd dial 911 if a guy was having a heart attack.

Sheila, come for the humor, stay for the smilies.

Bucky, we should start a trend.

Sybil, nipple clamps are optional.

Lisa, pretty much!

Hello, too slow, homeskillet.

Mik, yeah, me too.

Turnbaby, hope you can, at least for our first one.

Mike, very nice onomatopoeia!