Comments on: 10 Ways that I’m not Jesus

By: LV Lizard

LV Lizard — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:25:50 +0000

While I whole-heartedly agree that you’re not Jesus (and for that I like you more) your post reminded me of a story about my first experience with Jesus and his “body”

Here it is for your enjoyment:
http://www.lvlizard.com/crackers-for-breakfast/

-LV

By: Avitable

Avitable — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:28:03 +0000

Kapgar, she’s a Jezebel!

By: kapgar

kapgar — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:49:11 +0000

I’m of the opinion that Britt might actually hand over 30 silver pieces as she turns you in to the cops. Beware of that one.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:55:26 +0000

Robin, damn you! Britt, yes dear. Sheila, yesterday's post had some issues with the streaming audio code. You should be using Firefox instead of IE anyways. Hilly, is "ewish" anything like "Jewish"? TMP, what about nuts? Clown, ah, but it would have been a better pretend box. Willie G, oh, this isn't anything - I can be much, much worse. Amanda, you're clearly a scholar. Bec, that was mainly for safety from Britt, actually. Y2K, hahahhaah! Genius! BTDT, no penis leprosy, please. BB, yes you do. You hide outside the window and masturbate with a crucifix. I see you! Jason, just cute? Pshaw. Evil Genius, maybe the friction? It was the 70s.

By: Evil Genius

Evil Genius — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 00:09:06 +0000

Okay, so your father wasn’t a carpenter, but did he have a burning bush? I mean…er…nevermind.

By: Jason

Jason — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 23:30:30 +0000

I believed in hell, I’m pretty sure I’d think you’re going there, in a handbasket!

But since I don’t, this was just cute.

By: BlondeBlogger

BlondeBlogger — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:06:14 +0000

You forgot the biggest reason of all! I don’t come to your house to worship you every weekend. I think that alone proves it. :angel:

By: Been there Done that

Been there Done that — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:37:21 +0000

Whatever you do, don’t try to heal lepers to prove this point. They might grab that great big thing between your legs (at least in your drawing) and cause you to catch their disease…ewww!

By: Y2K Survivor

Y2K Survivor — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:14:58 +0000

I thought of one! I thought of one!!
11. It’s not a nail hole you invite other people to stick a finger into

By: Bec

Bec — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:24:09 +0000

But you are kind to the weak and pathetic among us. Oh wait.
Nice catch with no1 – or else Britt’s crazy commenter will be here… You just wait… :angel: