Comments on: Battered and bruised http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/14/battered-and-bruised/ Tact is for pussies Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:38:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/14/battered-and-bruised/#comment-31277 Avitable Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:36:29 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1665#comment-31277 <b>TMP</b>, laugh at my pain, will ya? <b>Metalmom</b>, heating duct? You remember that I live in Florida, right? <b>Grant</b>, Odin only knows? Well, he knows you'll be Thor, that's for sure. <b>Bossy</b>, your kids seem perfect. <b>Penelope</b>, what are you saying about Britt? <b>Gwen</b>, next time! <b>Jen</b>, that is possible. <b>Turnbaby</b>, so what you're saying is that you're old? <b>Summer</b>, I'd rather go on "The Baby Buriers". <b>Lynda</b>, in a heartbeat! <b>Meg</b>, I babysat a lot during that age, but the kids were usually angels. And yeah, I'm exaggerating! <b>Evil Genius</b>, you ARE an evil genius! <b>Heather</b>, no, you can. As long as you don't mind them being duct taped together. <b>Mik</b>, pretty much a regular Sunday. <b>Stephanie</b>, a blast. <b>Manager Mom</b>, that might just do the trick. <b>Poppy</b>, quiet you! <b>Fantastagirl</b>, so are they worse? <b>Martymankins</b>, it seems like the intelligent decision. <b>Jeff</b>, they did have a pair of scissors at one point . . . <b>Sheila</b>, so you would want me to babysit naked? <b>HG</b>, teenagers are easy. They don't bruise quite as easily. <b>BBM</b>, girls are okay - it's usually the boy who has problems. TMP, laugh at my pain, will ya?

Metalmom, heating duct? You remember that I live in Florida, right?

Grant, Odin only knows? Well, he knows you'll be Thor, that's for sure.

Bossy, your kids seem perfect.

Penelope, what are you saying about Britt?

Gwen, next time!

Jen, that is possible.

Turnbaby, so what you're saying is that you're old?

Summer, I'd rather go on "The Baby Buriers".

Lynda, in a heartbeat!

Meg, I babysat a lot during that age, but the kids were usually angels. And yeah, I'm exaggerating!

Evil Genius, you ARE an evil genius!

Heather, no, you can. As long as you don't mind them being duct taped together.

Mik, pretty much a regular Sunday.

Stephanie, a blast.

Manager Mom, that might just do the trick.

Poppy, quiet you!

Fantastagirl, so are they worse?

Martymankins, it seems like the intelligent decision.

Jeff, they did have a pair of scissors at one point . . .

Sheila, so you would want me to babysit naked?

HG, teenagers are easy. They don't bruise quite as easily.

BBM, girls are okay – it's usually the boy who has problems.

]]> By: Black Belt Mama http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/14/battered-and-bruised/#comment-31160 Black Belt Mama Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:10:04 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1665#comment-31160 Oh man. I guess I shouldn't ever ask you to watch my girls. Lil C tried to pull her big sister's ears off yesterday. She made her bleed! Love their nicknames. Oh man. I guess I shouldn't ever ask you to watch my girls. Lil C tried to pull her big sister's ears off yesterday. She made her bleed! Love their nicknames.

]]> By: Hoosier Girl http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/14/battered-and-bruised/#comment-31159 Hoosier Girl Wed, 16 Jul 2008 02:11:15 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1665#comment-31159 You are such a wimp. 2 cute little kids whipped your ass? Are you kidding me? :loser: You should take on a REAL challenge, like 3 teenagers and an 8 yr. old. Only the toughest survive!!! :banghead: Can't wait for the show tomorrow night. J. You are such a wimp. 2 cute little kids whipped your ass? Are you kidding me? :loser:

You should take on a REAL challenge, like 3 teenagers and an 8 yr. old. Only the toughest survive!!! :banghead:

Can't wait for the show tomorrow night.
J.

]]> By: Sheila (Charm School Reject) http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/14/battered-and-bruised/#comment-31154 Sheila (Charm School Reject) Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:10:32 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1665#comment-31154 Well, if you ever get brave enough to offer up babysitting, I'd totally let you babysit my kids. My son would watch lame sci-fi movies with you while my daughter played with your chest hair. She loves men, especially hairy ones. Go figure. What else did you expect from those kids? I mean, my gosh, Jared is their father. Geesh. I mean, they obviously didn't get their spunk and attitude from their mom. Never. She's a veritable angel. [I kid. I kid.] Well, if you ever get brave enough to offer up babysitting, I'd totally let you babysit my kids. My son would watch lame sci-fi movies with you while my daughter played with your chest hair. She loves men, especially hairy ones. Go figure.

What else did you expect from those kids? I mean, my gosh, Jared is their father. Geesh. I mean, they obviously didn't get their spunk and attitude from their mom. Never. She's a veritable angel. [I kid. I kid.]

]]> By: Jeff http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/14/battered-and-bruised/#comment-31141 Jeff Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:54:15 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1665#comment-31141 Why bother with the hassle and expense of a vasectomy? Just have Britt's kids do it. Why bother with the hassle and expense of a vasectomy? Just have Britt's kids do it.

]]> By: martymankins http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/14/battered-and-bruised/#comment-31131 martymankins Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:15:03 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1665#comment-31131 I love that last item in your schedule... LOL I love that last item in your schedule… LOL

]]> By: Fantastagirl http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/14/battered-and-bruised/#comment-31107 Fantastagirl Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:44:05 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1665#comment-31107 I'm thinking you should spend some time with Tink and Pan... then we'll talk. I'm thinking you should spend some time with Tink and Pan… then we'll talk.

]]> By: Poppy http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/14/battered-and-bruised/#comment-31106 Poppy Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:07:11 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1665#comment-31106 Awww, it's so cute to see how much you love those kids!!!!! Awww, it's so cute to see how much you love those kids!!!!!

]]> By: manager mom http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/14/battered-and-bruised/#comment-31105 manager mom Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:51:38 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1665#comment-31105 Can I borrow Britt's kids, then? Because I've been trying to convince my husband to get a vasectomy for MONTHS and nothing is working. Can I borrow Britt's kids, then? Because I've been trying to convince my husband to get a vasectomy for MONTHS and nothing is working.

]]> By: Stephanie http://www.avitable.com/2008/07/14/battered-and-bruised/#comment-31104 Stephanie Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:43:35 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1665#comment-31104 So, you had fun? :finger: So, you had fun? :finger:

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