I'm sorry babe.

My dearest Amy,

It's over.

The almost 10 years of friendship. The almost 7 years of marriage. Our time in Los Angeles. Our time with our awesome house in Florida.

I know that you never thought this day would come, but we have to abide by The List. You know The List, right? It's the one that you have that has Sean Connery and Timothy Hutton on it.

Well, the top of my list is available, and I have to bid you adieu. I'm off to Los Angeles to track down and profess my love to my raven-haired Jewish comedy goddess. She's single again!

I'm coming, Sarah Silverman!


And, of course, tomorrow is the second episode of "Clearly, you're retarded", a radio show pitting my beauty against Miss Britt's brawn. This week, we'll be discussing being open vs. being guarded. Listen to this week’s episode at 9pm EST or download last week’s to catch up at TalkShoe!

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