Britt: Has the uncanny ability to openly speak..i think that is the writer in her…so she is OPEN.
Adam: Doesn’t tell too much about his personal life, including a lot about Amy or family, because (and this is my asshole..i mean opinion…) you don’t want to leave the people you love open to criticism or bashing. Therefore you are guarded…and I get that.
Stephanie: Got caught on a previous blog…nothing too controversial…but the bullshit and unnecessary asshattedness that resulted was stupid…therefore: Once Bitten Twice Shy, or GuardedAsAMotherFucker.

Better?

Hello, I do always go for the funny. But that’s usually because I’m about the funny 90% of the time.

BE Earl, did you get a BUI? Blogging Under the Influence?

Sarah, that’s a stream of consciousness blogger. And thanks for listening!

AmyD, there’s very little that’s not funny, though, so I’m open about it all.

Karl, if it makes you laugh, it’s fair game!

BB, oh, I know I’m awesome.

Britt, so help me, if you give me sympathy PMS . . .

Turnbaby, we plan on trying to keep it on topic as close as possible.

Gwen, even serious issues have funny sides, so I always focus on those. And you can download the show and listen to it. You should totally do that!

HG, I don’t really have “feelings” – nothing really bothers me.

Poppy, but I’m all about my audience. I’m an attention whore, remember?

DB, that counts. Now have you downloaded and listened to our show yet?

Robin, so it can’t hurt others? Damn.

NYCWD, I blog my feelings on my blog – it’s just that my feeelings are not negative ones, but rather humorous.

Turnbaby, I don’t ever try to be guarded.

Girl Dislocated, I hope you enjoy the show if you can listen to it.

Golfwidow, I also just don’t dwell on those things offline, either.

Poppy, yeah, there were comments that said that, which made me realize that trying to do that shit didn’t make any sense.

Jen, well, I can understand some code words. I’d just prefer a fake name so that I can keep it straight. It’s tough reading about ADHAGELK and AGEEGHDGH went to the JBBBE with HHHHE@#!YO), because it’s all Greek.

Finn, you have a good excuse. And it’s not that I keep my guard up otherwise – I just don’t really get depressed or anxious or anything for more than ten minutes in a day.

Blondefabulous, there are some areas that I don’t feel are the business of the Internet – that’s usually stuff related to my wife, because it’s not my place to talk about her in a public setting.

Misi, I try to avoid a theme, but I guess that’s true.

Sinister Dan, masturbation is always funny, which does usually mean embarrassing.

Little LJ, I just think I have a smaller, colder heart thatn her. My heart is still on my sleeve – it’s just that there isn’t much there.

Sybil, I didn’t know that about my blog – I feel privileged now.

Em, your opinion is very helpful!

Heather, did you download it and listen, though?

Jay, I know it’s not hard to find you. I’m outside your window right now.

TMP, I just don’t see the point in sharing the other stuff.

Sheila, I’m not emotional, so I could never be in that Oprah way.

Marty, that’s true – that’s guarded blogging to some degree.

Asthmagirl, I’d never close comments in those situations.

MarkAntony, shut up.

Soapy, oh, so you’re coming, now? And yes.

Beth, I’m just not an emotional person!

Crystal, I don’t really have fears, though. Other than being kicked in the testicles by you.

Charlene, good to hear about your family!

Ok Where Was I, I always go for the humor, because the rare unfunny stuff just seems boring.

Y2K, you can ignore that staff member. She’s a bitch.

Grant, my credit card number is 1234 5678 9012 3456. Weird, huh?

Becky, blogging can make you grow thick skin quickly.

Misi, actually, that was a retard friend of mine thinking he was funny since Britt had the real troll.

Student Teacher, I’ll wait with bated breath.

Crystal, so you were stripping for your uncle?

Stephanie, merely assigning the labels without explanation doesn’t help.

Mik, you like naked fat men, clearly.

Now I have a hankering for a burger.

Mmm, why did I click that link?

Stephanie=Super guarded, once bitten twice shy.

At least until that time my uncle asked me if I gave family discounts to my members-only area, at which point I stopped posting as many topless shots. I tend to be a little more guarded about badmouthing my family, since I’ve only started talking to some of them again, but I’m generally pretty open about my life.