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Wait. We were swimming during the day because it was hot in the house?
I thought we were just doing it to avoid having to work.
Um. Er. Is this a bad time to tell you it’s not that bad in my office?
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I can’t believe noone was using that AWESOME SLIDE!!
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It didn’t look very hot… I think I need a pool. Oh, wait. I don’t swim very well. Grrr.
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:clap:
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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i love your videos and want to officially encourage you to post them often. so, um. yeah. consider yourself encouraged.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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I want to work for you
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That is one awesome pool – I’m jealous! With that avocado tree right there, you don’t have to go far for guacamole.
And Britt, you are NOT fat! I can only dream of looking that good in a bathing suit.
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Geez, the perks with that job make me green with envy. My afternoon break consists of sitting in the stockroom, on a metal folding chair, wedged in between the fridge, the lockers and the microwave.
Britt’s belleh is NOT fat.
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That looks fun and tell Miss Britt that I can’t see any fat anywhere. At all.
I haven’t been in a pool all summer, now I’m a little sad.
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Twitter: Halushki
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Whoa.
My workplace doesn’t have a swimming pool.
Of course, I work for a slaughterhouse.
Just kidding…I work for a bookstore. We have books about pools.
No…wait. We don’t even have that.
Damn.
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I’m thinking you need an administrative assistant, so where do I send my resume?
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My work day= taking care of sick people.
Your work day= swimming
I totally picked the wrong career!! Need a nurse on your staff?
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…and to think I was feeling sorry for you only yesterday.
Whiner.
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Next time record some footage while going down the slide belly first.
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Our a/c is busted too…luckily, since we hardly have any windows in this new place, it’s not so bad…except at night…when we’re trying to sleep, but the sweat rolling down our ass cracks keeps us just uncomfortable enough to not doze off completely. :crying:
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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DUDE! That was amazing! During that underwater shot I thought I was watching an episode of National Geographic Explorer. The quality of the video! The editing! Were Howard and Michelle Hall there with you ’cause I could swear that was an IMAX movie in the making. Adam. You are an underwater cinematographer.
And Britt? You’re gorgeous underwater, girl!
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An avocado tree? It’s like I’m 7 again, but I am thinking that is the coolest thing ever.
Gorgeous pool.
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OK, since I’m my own boss, I’m making an executive decision: I want to work for you!
I’d never allow myself to swim while I should be working (I’m a tough-ass boss, even to myself). Never mind that I live in CT and don’t have a pool. So, yeah, when’s my first day?
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I love that you have an avocado tree! Stay cool today, you two.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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p.s. mail me an avocado. pleeeeeeze.
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So was that your mid-day meeting at the “office”?
That’s sweet you have an avocado tree. That means lots of guac and salsa and chips and burritos…
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Britt, you are a cold-blooded creature.
Little LJ, the tube that sprays water on the slide is broken and we haven’t fixed it yet, so you can slide down it without some friction.
Winter, can you float? That’s all you need to be able to do.
AmyD, yet another reason you need to come visit – hang out by the pool!
Hello, I need to get back in the habit of posting them regularly.
Amanda, so you don’t mind constant sexual harassment?
Ioma, my wife does make fresh guac that’s pretty good!
LMSS, ah, but you had air conditioning!
Sarah, I can do a full body check on Britt for fat and report back. I’ll tell her you said to strip down.
Jozet, but do you have books about slaughterhouses?
Fantastagirl, you want to relocate from the middle of nowhere too?!
Becky, only for my daily sponge bath.
Aunt Robin, oh, it’s still miserable once we’re back inside.
Grant, are you sure you only like Asian girls and not bears?
Dana, I sleep with an ice pack on my butt.
Heather, hmm. Are you by chance being sarcastic?
Nat, it is pretty cool! It’s our neighbors, too, so we don’t have to maintain it.
Dawn, taking a half-hour a day is a good idea.
Gwen, I’ll try. But it’s so horrible!
Hello, I don’t know how well it would travel.
Marty, we do make lots of guac when they start falling regularly.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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I was watching the video and taking a business call at the same time.
1. Nice avacado tree.
2. Did you explain the whole “sunglasses in the pool” theme or is that just how you kids roll?
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BE Earl, well, the pool is outside, so why wouldn’t you wear sunglasses?
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Could you use a computer systems analyst, webmaster and pretty good cook on your team? :batting:
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Twitter: msmegan
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I, inexplicably, do not have sound on my computer (Hate Windows. Hate it.). I’ll have to view at home. But I look forward to see you in your bathing suit.
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I really like the idea of you and Britt doing this talkshoe thing… you two make such a great pair. But 9pm eastern is like dinner time for me… crap. One of these days…
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Wow, who ever that chick is, she needs to chill the fuck out. She came off as a HUGE bitch.
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Came off as?
Pfft.
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Twitter: shellimil
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I wanna be in that office pool. Britt fat?! Puh lease! Tomorrow on your show, you should talk about how grateful you all are that I was not aborted and Thursday is my birthday!
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Why was that lovely avocado just laying by the pool? And if you have too many you know I will take a few. They are damn expensive anymore!
What is your pool temp by the way?
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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So out of curiosity… where is the dolphin?
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Twitter: Jayman3768
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So you’re telling me that for your afternoon break you get to go swimming with a hot blond in a bikini?
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
I didn’t see any fat on Britt. And I looked too1
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I can’t believe you haven’t hired me, yet. I could’ve been bringing Britt Britinis and you some Diet Coke with REAL LIME SLICES, that I cut up myself!
Britt – you are SO NOT FAT. Yeesh.
Also, your camera rocks. What kind?
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Of course I can float! I am one giant flotation device!
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Twitter: msmegan
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So I run all the way home to see you in your bathing suit and the whole video is Britt. :banghead:
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I don’t have a swimming pool at work, but I’m still surrounded by sharks … :lmao:
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You have a really nice place. Your friendship with Britt reminds me of a boss I had many years ago who was just awesome to work for. Sadly, he eventually moved overseas but I still think of the years I worked with him as a golden era in my life. I can see that with you two.
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Okay. I will leave the kids with their doofus dad, fill up the car, and be right there. :heartbeat:
I don’t wear a bikini (4 kids, remember?), but I DO make great guacamole!
J.
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In my job I’m off for the summer but I don’t have a pool
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have to say, that’s my kind of work day.
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Dragon, hmm. That’s intriguing!
Finn, I don’t wear bathing suits!
Em, you can also download it or subscribe to the podcast, you know.
Disorganized, that’s my blog wife you’re talking about there.
Britt, don’t scare away the n00bs, dear.
Shelli, how old are you going to be?
Trish, it was one that wasn’t whole – sometimes they break open or squirrels eat them. The pool temp is usually around 78-80.
NYCWD, in my pants.
Jay, I looked, too. It’s not there!
Sybil, it’s a Sanyo Xacti.
Winter, see? You can swim!
Finn, she was totally worth it, wasn’t she?
DanjerusKurves, I’m sure you know all of the lawyer jokes.
Selma, except Britt won’t see it as a golden era. She’ll see it as the height of her sexual harassment at work.
HG, Amy might make better guac than you!
Summer, but do you have AC?
Crystal, wanna come work for me?
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Twitter: shellimil
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41. gasp
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Tell Britt I didn’t see no fat…and trust me…women notice other women, lol. Skinny bitch. hehe
Clearly, she’s retarded.
Wait….
Anyhoozlebees…..I’d like to apply for an administrative position, and I’d like to go down the slide with an avocado please.
Thanks for the chance.
Why no Adam in bikini pics? :sex003:
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Shelli, that’s old!
Stephanie, you never saw the pictures of me in Britt’s bikini? Here you go: http://miss-britt.com/2007/08/i-expect-the-ransom-note-any-minute/
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Well, of course she can. She’s super-smart AND she has an avocado tree in her backyard. But mine is really good too, especially for a Hoosier! :thumbsup:
I would be willing to come down there and do a side-by-side comparison. (wink)
J.
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Holy Hell…..did she wear the suit after that? And did the crotch sag?
Next time you go to the barber, get a wax dude, cause…wow.
I dare you. :finger:
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Twitter: Faiqa
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Fun vlogs. As for the drawing…I am, literally, for the absolute first time in my life… just speechless. Before I saw the video where you explained about the cat, some really disturbing things came to mind. All I can say is I have never been so happy to find out something was shit.
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HG, it’s a challenge. Like Iron Chef!
Stephanie, she did wear it, yes. Until she tore the ass out.
Faiqa, you should read through my archives and see some of my other drawings. When I draw them, it’s a penis.
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