This is a multi-faceted post. First, there's the video. Thanks Sybil and Special K! And if you watch carefully, you can see some Halloween props we've built in the background.:
Then, there's the scanned drawing from Sybil's daughter.
Also, don't forget! Tonight at 9 PM EST, Britt and I will jump around and throw verbal poo on air during Episode Three of "Clearly, you're retarded!" We'll be discussing abortion! You can listen live online at Talkshoe.com, or download the Talkshoe application and you can chat and even call in!
Finally, AmyD asked me to post this, so I've posted it here verbatim:
You might remember last year that my mom reconnected with her brother. My uncle was a marine in Vietnam. My mom has been helping him try to locate a fellow marine that he was in the service with. She's already used all the available services online for looking up old friends who are veterans, etc. and she asked if I wouldn't mind posting something on my blog. I was wondering if you guys would mind adding a blurb to a post or something just asking your readers if anyone might know the family, him, etc? It's a long shot, I know, but I'd like to try for my uncle and I'd really appreciate the help.
If you don't mind - the info is below:
Charles R Stevens- Indianapolis, Indiana (from there)
Marine Corp
2nd Battalion, 1st Marines, Echo Company, Da Nang, August 1966-1967
Weapons Platoon, Machine GunGraduated from Camp Pendelton and served in Da Nang with Gene Bishop. They trained and graduated together, and spent 48 hours in Okinawa awaiting transit together. They were separated upon arriving at Da Nang Air Force Base, Gene Bishop and Stevens served together until Bishop was wounded in Operation Stone, in 1967 and shipped out to Guam, and then Oakland Naval Hospital in the States.
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Shouldn't Marine be capitalized?
What I mean by that is - shouldn't you be trying to make some money off the search for him?
Comments by whall
Oh dear Lord that's hilarious. I can't believe she thought it was poop. I thought it was a tail at first, but never poop.
Comments by Amanda
Owch, ripping that tape off had to hurt like...well, like ripping duct tape off your head.
Comments by Karl
Oh my, she will be SO HAPPY to see her artwork displayed! I am proud - and also embarrassed, because my kid draws Avitable pictures! I mean, PROUD! (Hey - that can't get me in trouble, can it? Haha)
Anyway, my favorite part is the duct tape. That had me in stitches!
And yes - those candy cigarettes should be saved for Britt!
Glad you and the household liked it.
Comments by Sybil Law
Oh wait - and I forgot - she was like, "Do I get paid for that?"!
Haha
Now THAT makes me truly proud!
Comments by Sybil Law
Nice. Penis poop. You should trademark that.
Been hanging out with a bunch of other uteruses (uteri?) and missed one of my favorite bitches. YOU.
Now I am all about this Penis poop stuff. Great.
Comments by Mocha
Nice package. Thanks for showing it to all of us. Now I have that image in my head I can't get out.....
.... of the Stay Hard gel.
That's something you could write in someone's yearbook... "Have a bitchin summer and stay hard."
Comments by martymankins
I'm not even sure MacGruber would use duct tape on his own head.
Clearly, you're retarded! ;)
And thanks for explaining the picture that the kid drew. That first "you" in the foreground center was freaking me out a little.
Comments by B.E. Earl
The picture is adorable. I totally thought it was a tail until you mentioned poop.
Looking forward to tonight's episode.
Comments by Sarah
Thanks, and I am sorry for not including a note or my name. I can be quite an igit at times.
Happy Ball scratching.
Comments by Special K
I like that that kid understands Avitable Art.
Comments by Winter
Woohoo, remember when I sold Passion Parties? PP rock =D. The Pure Satisfaction is pretty cool, but just make sure you don't put on too much at once or it goes from tingly to burning.
Comments by Beth
I was quite concerned for a second when you whipped the camera around that we might actually see the 'package'.
Comments by Turnbaby
wait, that kid drew that, line for line? because if so, you could mentor her in your way of art...
Comments by Crys
Is that one big skylight or light fixtures in your kitchen? Cause I think I know why your house is so hot.
Comments by student teacher (mcat)
I kept closing my eyes when you panned around . . . I was afraid I'd see your real package!
Comments by Gwen
I was wondering what would happen when you pulled that duct tape off.
Comments by trishk
Whall, I didn't write it - I just posted it.
Amanda, in the minds of innocent kids. . .
Karl, yes. Did you see the look on my face?
Sybil, you should definitely be proud!
Mocha, oh yeah - you went to that little conference thingy.
Marty, I think I'll go hang out in the local high schools just so I can do that.
BE Earl, freaked me out a bit, too!
Sarah, her daughter must think I just poop out in public.
SpecialK, heh - that's okay! Thanks for the package!
Winter, she's a little prodigy.
Beth, yup, I do remember that. And we don't want burning!
Turnbaby, concerned or eager?
Crystal, like a Diego Rivera/Frido Kahlo type of thing?
Student Teacher, they're light fixtures, and they went off as soon as the video was done.
Gwen, oh, you actually watched it in slow motion, admit it.
Comments by Avitable
TrishK, I am clearly retarded.
Comments by Avitable
Oh wow, too funny!!
Comments by misi
Aside from all the obviously funny shit in there, I have to address the Airheads.
I have a just turned 5yo. She calls them "Blow Heads" which her father and I (and her two teenage brothers) find hysterical, which of course, means we don't usually correct her, ha.
So, anyway, I picked them up a pack of five or six Airheads a week or so ago, but I am TheBadMommyWhoEatsHerKidsCandy in Indian, (and I'm allowed to call them Indians because I am one, yanno?). I'm munching on the mystery white flavor...or was it the Incredible Hulk one...not sure, but anyway...my little one gets very concerned looking. I assured her that I had two for her and two for her sister after they ate dinner, thinking she was just worried I was gonna eat all her goodies. She looks up at me, brow furrowed, and says, "Momma, won't your head blow off now?"
Comments by Angel
"Gilda" drew that?
Dirty.
Comments by Poppy
I echo my sentiments from yesterday:
"my boss is such a fucking tool"
That can't get me fired, can it?
Comments by Miss Britt
Wow. Two videos in two days... and it isn't even Saturday!
I'm all about the candy... and the 102nd way NOT to use duct tape.
Comments by NYCWD
How much hair came off with the duct tape?
Comments by Finn
Will have to watch it tonight...you are such a tease.
Comments by Robin
This was like watching the Blair Witch Project. ;-)
I love the candy/sex toys combo.
Comments by Mike
Are you wearing boobies and a skirt in that drawing?
Comments by Bridget
While you scoff at the airheads, my 4 year old sits here and fiends for them. She doesn't appreciate your Air Head neglect.
Comments by Maria
"TrishK, I am clearly retarded."
Just like the show!
Comments by Beth
Misi, which part? My pain?
Maria, that's awesome. I have to try that mystery one, too.
Poppy, Gilda?
Britt, no, but I'm going to come pee on your head.
NYCWD, it's too hot to type.
Finn, surprisingly little although it felt like a lot!
Robin, I know. I'm a big ol' whore.
Mike, yeah I need to have better lighting next time.
Bridget, nope - that's Sybil's daughter's drawing of Britt. With a beard.
Beth, precisely!
Comments by Avitable
I'll explain Gilda - that's what I call her on my blog. Poppy is very protective of the kids. Yay, Poppy!
Comments by Sybil Law
First of all I am relieved to NOT see the "real" package. Second, as I was watching your video, my oldest son walked by and started watching with me. At first he said, "Why does a grown man have ALL THAT CANDY?" I said, "Well, it was just a present from a friend." Then he kept watching and started laughing at the sex stuff. As he walked away, he said, "Mom, you have the weirdest friends."
Then when he came back, I showed him the video of you dancing. I expected him to laugh, but instead he watched intently and when you were done, he nodded and said, "Not too bad." (which in teenager language means "you rock!"
J.
Comments by Hoosier Girl
Sybil, I just thought that was another kid! Heh.
HG, so you had to explain arrested development and immature adults to your son? :)
Comments by Avitable
sybil, my blogwife, sent me over here. i listened to the first show earlier; it was great. i'll have to download the others as i will be a'sleepin' at 9 ... it's 2 am here.
that picture rocks.
dude. what the f is up with those smilies?
worst comment ever. i am so ashamed. i'll go now.
Comments by hollydolly
<—– dude, that looks nothing like me. i have long hair.
Comments by hollydolly
Hollydolly, thanks for listening, and hope you enjoy tonight's show when you can download it!
Comments by Avitable
Came over from Sybil's place. Blimey Gilda has talent, and the turds are hilarious. Also, loved your package and your duct tape cooling hat. Niiiice. :D
Comments by Jo Beaufoix
Jo, thanks for the visit and comment!
Comments by Avitable