The good news is that I have air conditioning!
The bad news is that I have a huge headache that feels like my head is being split in two by a rusty saw.
Plus everybody online is either crabby, bitchy, stubborn, depressed, pathetic, upset, crying, or some combination thereof.
I don't know what the fuck is up, but this morning I'm going to go see Step Brothers and hopefully it will be funny.
Go give Nina condolences and have a good Friday, fuckers.
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Let me know if it's good. I love Will Ferrell but the schtick is starting to get old, so I'm worried it will suck
Comments by Amanda
The red-line trailer made me laugh, and not a lot of trailers do.
But I still have to see Dark Knight this weekend. So it'll have to wait.
Oh, and I choose "pathetic" for my adjective.
Comments by B.E. Earl
Hooray on the AC!
Boo on the online people.
Yay for movies!
:( for Nina. She's so cool - I'm going now...
Comments by Sybil Law
I'm in such a fucking awesome mood I should be afraid something dreadful is about to happen, but it hasn't, so I'm hanging with the happy. I suggest cranking that AC so cold that you need to sleep under the weight of 6 blankets. It will bring you some Alpine cheer. Fuck, I almost burst into the Sound of Music theme. See? What the fuck is wrong with me?
Comments by Deb on the Rocks
Woot! On the air conditioner bit. And I must say I haven't been bitchy at all. Unless you are counting whiny in with bitchy because then uhm, whoops.
Comments by Sarah
Yeah let us know what you think of he movie, don't always like Will Ferrell's stuff.
Comments by Mik
I went to see The Dark Knight today (loved it) and they showed the trailer for Step Brothers in the previews. I didn't think it looked all that funny. I used to laugh and laugh and laugh at Will Farrell, but lately he's getting on my nerves. Maybe it's just me though.
Yay for cold air!
Comments by Jay
I must be pathetic, because I'm not any of the others. And I'm totally loving my new A/C unit! Way better than the old one.
Sleep well in your blissfully cool house.
Comments by SJ
dude. tried to comment twice. check your spam..
Comments by bluepaintred
Aw. But, but I was getting used to the idea that the best solution to the AC problem was more video pool posts! :o(
Comments by little_lj
Dancing Avitable... $3
Dolphin Porn... $5 and a trip to jail.
2G1C... $10 and a puke bag
Sweaty Avitable..... priceless.
Comments by whall
Ack. Will Farrell gives ME a headache. Hope you enjoy the movie!
Comments by Winter
I'm with you on the headache, except I have 3 rusty spikes in my head. Surprisingly, it hasn't made me crabby or bitchy. Although if I didn't have AC, I would probably be one crabby bitch.
Comments by penny
hey bitch! i ain't crabby!
in fact i made a whole video about how much i loved and cared about everybody but i didn't look awesome enough in it so i scrapped it. it's all about me, Adam, k?
Comments by Crys
yea, i'd like to know if its worth seeing this weekend, as it looks like the x files wont be, according to reviews.
Comments by jared
Glad you have your a/c back. Enjoy the movie and let me know if its any good. Surprisingly, I am none of the adjectives you described...at least not today.
Comments by Becky
I am in a great mood. Robin will be here soon.
We are going away and getting Massages!!!!!
and I got a new laptop and my I-touch should be here soon
Comments by libragirl
YAY FOR STEP BROTHERS!!!
(And if this movie sucks i will slap you in your head. By the way.)
Comments by Miss Britt
I'm waiting for "Land Of The Lost" to come out before I see another Will Ferrel movie. Shoot, I remember when that used to be a TV show on Saturday morning.
Comments by blondefabulous
You hang out at all the wrong blogs is all.
Comments by RW
Have ice cream. Ice cream helps.
The thing about being a mom is that you can't have ice cream for breakfast without setting a very bad example.
Comments by Nat
A friend of mine says that the movie is one of the raunchiest, funniest movies he's seen in a long time. Like Amanda, I think Ferrel's bit is getting old and overdone, and even *I* wanted to to see it based on the red-line trailer.
Comments by Crystal
i'm a happy girl. even did the happy girl wiggle last night over beers. how can one be bitchy or cranky or upset or crying when there was a jimmy buffett show this week that took me outta the office for two days?
wait. did you just call me pathetic? fucker!
Comments by hello haha narf
I wanna know about Stepbrothers! And I am not crabby, just slightly irritated.
Comments by Finn
Fuck what? Who?
Comments by Robin
I am neither crabby, bitchy, stubborn, depressed, pathetic, upset, crying, or some combination thereof. I'm a little tired, but oh-so-glad it's Friday and that you have AC again.
I hope SB is as good as it looks. I've got tix to Dark Knight on Sunday otherwise I'd be seeing it.
Comments by Gwen
Feel better, Avi. That's an order.
Comments by Dragon
I'm not crabby, irritated, or depressed. Just got a wicked case of cabin fever. I'm so very glad you have AC again but WTF? You're going to Step Brothers over X-Files?
Pussy.
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Yeah, the interwebz are definitely hormonal today. WTF. Is everyone PMS'ing at the same time or what?
Take care of that headache. I hear vodka helps.
Comments by Kris
I'm not crabby. I'm just hungover. And at work.
Comments by Bridget
Man, there must be something in the Internet airwaves today, or maybe it's the cell phone lines, 'cause everyone I know is crabby too. Ugh.
So glad you have AC again. Tell us if the movie is any good. I really loved those two in "Talladega Nights".
J.
Comments by Hoosier Girl
I'm with you Adam! WTF is going on around here these days!!???
I'm laying low and taking some tylenol for my headache!
Glad you got your AC back though. That's important.
Comments by bubblewench
I'm reading the comments from your commenters and wondering what the fuck everyone is talking about. WHO'S CRABBY DAMMIT?! Bull, there's no hormones and crab getting dished anywhere I'm going. AND DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING SAY IT IS!!
Comments by RW
Wait, I thought you said you forgot to write me a birthday post! This is TOTALLY a birthday post!!!!!!!!
I'm going to see Batman if I can wake the Dawg.
Comments by Poppy
Sorry you have a headache sugar.
I'm doing the Snoopy Dance over the new deck so none of that nastiness inhabits my space;-)
Comments by Turnbaby
I'm not any of those things. I'm on top of the flipping world! :D
I'm going to see X Files & Step Brothers today. They'd better be good. Or I'll leave in the middle of each and sneak into The Dark Knight.
Comments by Maria
Why, at the age of 35 is this the first time I've noticed that theaters play movies in the MORNING? People actually go to the movies in the morning? You have breakfast... and then go to the MOVIES? Do they sell popcorn that early?
Comments by Em
That bitchy,crabby, pathetic, depressed list? I'm on it, 100%. So,if I see you around town today, I'll duck into a doorway so you won't have to look upon my crabby, pathetic, depressed sorry ass. Have a nice weekend!
Comments by Little Miss Sunshine State
Well, I do say.
You are hardly at all crabby, bitchy,stubborn, depressed, pathetic, upset, crying, or some combination thereof.
Comments by themuttprincess
Let me think about this combination for a minute. Could I ever be: crabby, bitchy, stubborn, depressed, upset, crying? Me? Never!!!
I also have a nose that is growing by the inch as I type.
Notice I left out "pathetic".
I'm glad that you FINALLY got the air conditioning fixed. I was starting to feel guilty for sleeping with blankets each night this week.
Please let us know how the movie was because my girlfriend wants to see Momma Mia tomorrow and I forgot this movie came out today.
Comments by Lisa
I will repeat the comment I tried to send earlier, this time it will work - I hope
"It is physically impossible to have a Good Friday, while my vagina is bleeding"
Comments by bluepaintred
I've got that same fucking headache...and I'm one of the bitchy/crabby ones, because I just walked around an outdoor event in 90 degree weather for 6 hours and I am one sweaty, achy beyotch.
Glad your a/c is going again, hope you kick that headache.
Comments by Stephanie
And just when my rusty saw has gone missing. I can't believe you stole my rusty saw, you snivelling bastard.
Comments by Fantasy Writer Guy
You are freaking me out... Our AC went out just before we left for vacation... and I have gotten way too used to the cool temperature these hot house flowers around here require.
Comments by maman
I always think of Wonder Twin Powers activating... Form of a Rice Crispy Treat! Shape of a glass of skim milk!
Comments by maman
Oh crap! How long will I have to wait for cool sweet air at home?
Comments by maman
Sorry Kris... that was for about the twins.. I don't know why it ended up here... Clearly, I AM retarded
Comments by maman
Hurray for A/C.
No more Office Pool meetings?
Comments by martymankins