Comments on: More stories about Avitable and his penis.

By: muskrat

muskrat — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 18:25:20 +0000

that’s gotta be the filthiest true (i hope) story i’ve ever read.

i’m very sheltered.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:53:41 +0000

Lisa, they were indeed horrifying. Stephanie, you peed in the library, didn't you? Amanda, great, thanks for making me feel old! Crystal, well, you didn't have a penis! Jay, I did both of those things in college. BE Earl, nope. That's pretty much it! Becky, nightmares or fantasies! Winter, see today's post. Freelance Guru, oh, now I'm an expert. Grant, I'd literally be a Biblethumper. Trukindog, my first and not my last! Janna, wildlife screwing, eh? Sounds sexy. Sarah, I embarrass myself for everyone's amusement! Karl, I think so. Libraries are fun places to masturbate. Sassy, great, another person who wants to make me feel old. Manager Mom, I should sue! Libragirl, oh, I'm sure you did more than that. Golfwidow, we had a nice building there. Blondefabulous, I bet your wet spot wasn't quite as nasty! Mike, that's a classic comment, too. TrishK, my mom tried to teach me that, too, but the lesson didn't stick until 1988. Tracy, I was a cutie. And gay. Finn, I started jerking off around 9/10. Better watch out! Kris, hahaha - very nice. Sybil, they are a bunch of perverts! Angie, and hot. And awesome. Karen, oh, you can't stop the masturbation! TSM, I've got plenty of them, too. CP, so they can clone me if they want. Turnbaby, I should post it annually. Maman, wow, you're old! :) Student Teacher, hmmmmmm, I wonder! Jason, I just hate when it gets in my eyes. Mik, it was a few weeks! Bec, so your mom doesn't want to meet me? Bluestreak, first rug burn. DB, if you pee yourself, you'll leave your own wet spot. Crys, definitely a goodie! Fantasy Writer Guy, couldn't bring the book into the bathroom with me! Faiqa, what, you can't say "fucked up"? You can say it here, I promise. Hollydolly, I'm a spring chicken! Donnie, I didn't have a beard at 11. Yet.

By: Donnie

Donnie — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:32:55 +0000

Didn’t the “stuff” get caked in your beard? I hate it when that happens.

By: hollydolly

hollydolly — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 00:17:53 +0000

this was hilARious right up to the point where i re-read 1988. dude, i am older than you. that’s a fly in the ointment…

okay i won’t panic. it was bound to happen at some point, i just hoped i’d be 40 first. 40 is a long long long way away. it’s way more than 2 years away.

way more.

By: Faiqa Khan

Faiqa Khan — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:59:38 +0000

that is BY FAR the most seriously F*ED Story I have EVER heard (or read, I suppose).

By: Fantasy Writer Guy

Fantasy Writer Guy — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:04:04 +0000

Your school was too small to have a bathroom?

By: Crys

Crys — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:12:26 +0000

ah, an oldie but such SUCH a goodie.

By: DutchBitch

DutchBitch — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:27:17 +0000

Already read it yesterday but have been laughing to hard pissing myself to leave a comment…

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing, babe… LOL

By: Bluestreak

Bluestreak — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:44:16 +0000

Wow. You seem to have been able to coordinate wipeage and book swiping even while possibly injured and simultaneously turned on. Fantastic multitasking.

What I´m wondering is what these memories are filed away under? First sexual experiences? First religious experiences?

Thanks for sharing.

By: Bec

Bec — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:49:48 +0000

So I’m sat outside enjoying the wonderful tales on my feedreader and I get to yours, laugh at the title and begin to read. Sniggering away to myself the world disappears. My first indication of my mother reading over my shoulder is her loud ‘Ewwww’ followed by a ‘What the hell are you reading?’ with a swift ‘Is this what you blog people write about?’
I confirmed that yes, this was standard fare, therefore guarateeign she will never ever read my blog.

Avitable, you beautiful bastard, I thank you from the bottom of my heart.