The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: July 2008
How to survive a July weekend in Florida without air conditioning
1. Don’t sit in front of the heat-generating computer. 2. Swim in the pool. 3. Go to the movies. 4. Hang out at friends’ houses whose air conditioning is not broken. 5. Actually turn your computer off for once, even … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XLVII
Welcome to the 47th Edition of Lazy Sunday! Last week was the SciFi Edition, and a few answers might cause some debate. First, the answer to #3 was the original Alien, but most people said Aliens, which was the sequel. … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, contest, dale and thomas, fun, gourmet popcorn, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, popcorn, prizes, surveys
26 Comments
Dr. Horrible
If you’re a fan of Joss Whedon. If you’re a fan of musicals. If you like Neil Patrick Harris. If you enjoy comedy. If you’re not a retard. You’ll want to go watch the three episodes of Dr. Horrible’s Sing … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, comedy, dr horrible, humor, joss whedon, musicals, neil patrick harris
33 Comments
My problem with BlogHer
Female bloggers make up the majority of personal bloggers online. They control more advertising dollars and they dominate the blogosphere. Having a conference and a community dedicated to the strength of the majority just doesn’t seem right. It’s like if … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged advertising, avitable, blogher, dinkbloggers, dinks, revenue generation
87 Comments
Being guarded
Thanks to those of you who tuned in for last night’s episode of “Clearly, you’re retarded”. The topic we discussed was being open vs. being guarded in life. You can download it (and should download it) here, or find it … Continue reading
Getting nailed
I bought an electric staple gun this past weekend. It was with no small amount of trepidation that I did so. The last time I handled any equipment that fired sharp projectiles at high speeds was when I was 14, … Continue reading
I’m sorry babe.
My dearest Amy, It’s over. The almost 10 years of friendship. The almost 7 years of marriage. Our time in Los Angeles. Our time with our awesome house in Florida. I know that you never thought this day would come, … Continue reading
Battered and bruised
I’m sitting here at 11:00 on Sunday night, trying to write a post. Every time I type a key, I wince – every movement sends pain throughout my body. My body is black and blue, and it hurts to breathe. … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XLVI
Welcome to the 46th Edition of Lazy Sunday! Two weeks ago was a little hard, I guess. Nobody correctly guessed that the answer to #15 was “Once Upon a Time in Mexico”. You can find the rest of last week’s … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, charity, contest, dales walk, fun, joseph salmon trust, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
30 Comments
Trollbusters
The author Warren Ellis started his own message board about a year ago. It was called The Engine, and one of the underlying premises was no anonymity. Every person who had an account had to use their full name. No … Continue reading








