Monthly Archives: July 2008

10 Ways that I’m not Jesus

Posted on Friday, July 11, 2008 by Avitable

After working all night and realizing that I can’t hammer a nail in without smacking my knuckles, can’t saw straight even with a straight edge, and can’t build a box that actually has 90 degree angles, I realized that I … Continue reading →

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Stagnant

Posted on Thursday, July 10, 2008 by Avitable

Sometimes I feel like this blog has been treading water. I don’t mean slow days. Everyone has days where they don’t feel like posting, and the smart ones just don’t post those days. Then there is an idiot like me … Continue reading →

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Myocardial Infraction

Posted on Wednesday, July 9, 2008 by Avitable

I read an article about a guy who faked heart attacks to get out of paying for goods and services. Quoted from the article: “[The] man took a cab to a mall Monday and pretended to have a heart attack. … Continue reading →

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A face for radio

Posted on Tuesday, July 8, 2008 by Avitable

Britt and I have awesome conversations all the time. They’re funny, irreverent, mean, sarcastic, and thought-provoking. But since nobody is around to hear them, there’s no one to remark on how fucking genius we are. This is all changing on … Continue reading →

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Ready for Monday

Posted on Monday, July 7, 2008 by Avitable

You’d probably think, with my lazy-ass posts on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, that I have some amazing and interesting stories to tell about an action-packed weekend. And maybe I do, but today I’m just going to share the boring ones: … Continue reading →

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Independence from Lazy Sunday

Posted on Sunday, July 6, 2008 by Avitable

Due to the holiday weekend, there is no Lazy Sunday contest this week. Come back next Sunday for the winners from the last contest and for a brand new contest.

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I ain’t got shit

Posted on Saturday, July 5, 2008 by Avitable

I was going to draw a picture for Becky’s birthday, but it’s almost midnight and I’m still at Britt’s house playing Guitar Hero on her husband’s new Wii that he got for his birthday. So, anyways, go wish Hellohahanarf a … Continue reading →

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Bang! Boom! Blah!

Posted on Friday, July 4, 2008 by Avitable

(click for larger) Have a safe and happy Fourth of July!

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The Throne Room

Posted on Thursday, July 3, 2008 by Avitable

It all started with the shorts. A few years ago, I went to the bathroom in my house immediately after someone else had been in there. I sat down on the toilet, with my shorts down around my ankles, and … Continue reading →

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The “Avitable’s Secret” Catalog…

Posted on Wednesday, July 2, 2008 by Avitable

Hey everybody, Hilly here!  Today I am filling in for Avitable and if you’ll excuse me, I need to fan myself off for a moment.  Quick, someone bring me a mint julep because I do believe I’m about to swoon.  … Continue reading →

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