Two words, people:
Monkey Box.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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don’t know what that means, but i have three words for you: jock. itch. cream.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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yea well, I had some awesome ice cream this evening!
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I have no idea what you’re talking about I just know that I don’t like monkeys. They have hedious teeth.
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Monkeys fling poo.
Goodnight.
:lmao:
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Twitter: Jayman3768
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I hope you poke some holes in that box or your monkey will die.
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Albuquerque
Snorkel
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CAKE!!!! I like cake. I like Monkeys. but the smell.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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You got a Monkey in a Box?
Lucky.
All I got was a dick.
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I’ve heard “it” referred to as a box. Monkey Box must be kind of wild … or, as Becky points out, itchy.
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you’re a competitive fuck, you know that?
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Twitter: VerdantDude
says:
Simian vagina
Ape pussy
Chimp furburger
This is an association game, er, right?
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Twitter: msmegan
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You had all-night sex with a monkey?
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Twitter: poppycede
says:
STOP BEING ABSTRUSE, FUCKER.
Hehehehehehe!
Hey, guess what? I’m having chocolate cake today. I’ll have a piece for you. (I am not rubbing your nose in it. [I AM NOT!])
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Is that anything like Schrodinger’s cat in a box?
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Wild monkey lovin’?
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FACT: monkeys don’t wear pants
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You’re exhausted from all teh FAPPING you did yesterday, no doubt
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Do you mean purple monkey dishwasher ?
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Twitter: maria0305
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‘the hell is that?
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They have some great videos!
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I see.
:poke:
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Did you mean TheMonkeyBox.com? Because if you did, that’s really 3 words. Unless .com is a word. In that case it’s either 4 or 5 words. Wait, is dot a word when it is written like this: ‘.’? I have to much time on my hands.
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Hahaha, can I just say that I sorta see what you did here?
Anyway yes, mokey box. I’d like one please.
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Hello, oh yeah? Chocolate. Body. Cream!
Amanda, someday you will.
BPR, I love ice cream for breakfast.
Summer, monkeys are cool!
Steph, only if they’re angry.
Jay, ooh, good thinking.
Penny, pheasant buttress.
Libragirl, that’s why you need monkeys who clean themselves.
NYCWD, you’re missing out.
Delmer, box is usually a vagina.
Britt, me?
BE Earl, orangutang clamtrap.
Finn, I was too exhausted for that.
Poppy, I’m perfectly clear if you know what I’m talking about.
SinisterDan, it doesn’t break any quantum theories, if that’s what you’re asking.
Dragon, with poo flinging?
Crystal, FACT: bears eat beets.
RW, I’m fap-free.
Paticus, how’d you guess.
Maria, something I did last night.
TrishK, I actually didn’t mean TheMonkeyBox – I’d never heard of that site!
Sybil, you might see someday.
BTDT, no, I didn’t.
Hilly, you want one too?
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Oh I see, alright. I see the short posts, the competition…
I see, mofo.
Haha
:lmao:
(At least I think I do, and if I don’t then… dammit!)
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Twitter: Readerwrites
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Me too.
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Twitter: hismuse
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I could have told you not to get in a box with a monkey, that never ends well.
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Pfffttt–at least with the dolphin we had pictures :sexytime:
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Don’t make me release the flying monkeys.
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Monkeys don’t box…they club the shit out of each other with tree branches and throw coconuts at each other. They fling their poo at humans.
I guess this could be a way of calling your cat…other names for vaginas: monkey, box, pussy…monkey box…pussy pussy…kitty kitty…WTF?
I’m stumped. :dunce:
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Sybil, actually, we aren’t really doing anything like that – it was just accidental.
Nina, *hugs*
Robin, it might end well with the monkey.
Turnbaby, I guess you’ll just have to come to Florida.
Cajun, are you a Wicked Witch?
Donnie, it’s just something I’m working on. No surprised yet, though.
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and here I thought you were being all cryptic and stuff..poo
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Twitter: tlkaply
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I will see your Monkey Box and raise you two Chimp Pouches.
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Okay, you had me asking the kids if there was some new Wii game called “Monkey Box”. :banghead:
So clearly I’m a doofus.
Have a nice weekend.
J.
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Huh???
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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Is this like a different sort of fucked-up Avitable take on Schrodinger’s cat? Because if you think you can go all quantum physics on me? I’ll see you the quantum physics and raise you a little relativity!
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Hmmmm, now I’m starting to think the Monkey Box has something to do with Halloween shenanigans
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TrishK, oh, I am being cryptic!
Tracy, hah!
HG, nope – it was something you’d never guess.
Mrs. RW, exactly!
Heather, you’re the one person I wouldn’t argue quantum physics with!
LMSS, hmm….
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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You can lead a monkey to box, but you can’t make him win.
You can lead a monkey to a box, but you can’t make him go in.
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Monkey Box? Color me “Huh?”
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