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Monkey Box.

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posted by Avitable Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 12:03 am
filed under General tagged avitable, monkey box

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don't know what that means, but i have three words for you: jock. itch. cream.
Comments by hello haha narf

comment by hello haha narf Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 12:10 am
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Comments by Amanda

comment by Amanda Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 12:13 am
yea well, I had some awesome ice cream this evening!
Comments by bluepaintred

comment by bluepaintred Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 12:15 am
I have no idea what you're talking about I just know that I don't like monkeys. They have hedious teeth.
Comments by Summer

comment by Summer Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 12:17 am
Monkeys fling poo.
Goodnight.

Comments by Stephanie

comment by Stephanie Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 12:20 am
I hope you poke some holes in that box or your monkey will die.
Comments by Jay

comment by Jay Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 12:53 am
Albuquerque

Snorkel
Comments by penny

comment by penny Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 12:54 am
CAKE!!!! I like cake. I like Monkeys. but the smell.
Comments by libragirl

comment by libragirl Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 5:28 am
You got a Monkey in a Box?

Lucky.

All I got was a dick.
Comments by NYCWD

comment by NYCWD Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 7:56 am
I've heard "it" referred to as a box. Monkey Box must be kind of wild ... or, as Becky points out, itchy.
Comments by delmer

comment by delmer Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 8:16 am
you're a competitive fuck, you know that?
Comments by Miss Britt

comment by Miss Britt Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 8:42 am
Simian vagina
Ape pussy
Chimp furburger

This is an association game, er, right?
Comments by B.E. Earl

comment by B.E. Earl Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 9:23 am
You had all-night sex with a monkey?
Comments by Finn

comment by Finn Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 9:37 am
STOP BEING ABSTRUSE, FUCKER.

Hehehehehehe!

Hey, guess what? I'm having chocolate cake today. I'll have a piece for you. (I am not rubbing your nose in it. [I AM NOT!])
Comments by Poppy

comment by Poppy Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 9:55 am
Is that anything like Schrodinger's cat in a box?
Comments by SinisterDan

comment by SinisterDan Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 10:02 am
Wild monkey lovin'?
Comments by Dragon

comment by Dragon Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 10:05 am
FACT: monkeys don't wear pants
Comments by Crys

comment by Crys Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 10:09 am
You're exhausted from all teh FAPPING you did yesterday, no doubt
Comments by RW

comment by RW Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 10:41 am
Do you mean purple monkey dishwasher ?
Comments by Paticus

comment by Paticus Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 10:47 am
'the hell is that?
Comments by Maria

comment by Maria Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 10:55 am
They have some great videos!
Comments by trishk

comment by trishk Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 10:59 am
I see.

Comments by Sybil Law

comment by Sybil Law Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 11:19 am
Did you mean TheMonkeyBox.com? Because if you did, that's really 3 words. Unless .com is a word. In that case it's either 4 or 5 words. Wait, is dot a word when it is written like this: '.'? I have to much time on my hands.
Comments by Been there Done that

comment by Been there Done that Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 11:21 am
Hahaha, can I just say that I sorta see what you did here?

Anyway yes, mokey box. I'd like one please.
Comments by Hilly

comment by Hilly Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 11:25 am
Hello, oh yeah? Chocolate. Body. Cream!

Amanda, someday you will.

BPR, I love ice cream for breakfast.

Summer, monkeys are cool!

Steph, only if they're angry.

Jay, ooh, good thinking.

Penny, pheasant buttress.

Libragirl, that's why you need monkeys who clean themselves.

NYCWD, you're missing out.

Delmer, box is usually a vagina.

Britt, me?

BE Earl, orangutang clamtrap.

Finn, I was too exhausted for that.

Poppy, I'm perfectly clear if you know what I'm talking about.

SinisterDan, it doesn't break any quantum theories, if that's what you're asking.

Dragon, with poo flinging?

Crystal, FACT: bears eat beets.

RW, I'm fap-free.

Paticus, how'd you guess.

Maria, something I did last night.

TrishK, I actually didn't mean TheMonkeyBox - I'd never heard of that site!

Sybil, you might see someday.

BTDT, no, I didn't.

Hilly, you want one too?
Comments by Avitable

comment by Avitable Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 11:35 am
Oh I see, alright. I see the short posts, the competition...
I see, mofo.
Haha

(At least I think I do, and if I don't then... dammit!)
Comments by Sybil Law

comment by Sybil Law Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 11:39 am
Me too.
Comments by Nina

comment by Nina Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 11:43 am
I could have told you not to get in a box with a monkey, that never ends well.
Comments by Robin

comment by Robin Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
Pfffttt–at least with the dolphin we had pictures
Comments by Turnbaby

comment by Turnbaby Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
Don't make me release the flying monkeys.
Comments by cajunvegan

comment by cajunvegan Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
Monkeys don't box...they club the shit out of each other with tree branches and throw coconuts at each other. They fling their poo at humans.

I guess this could be a way of calling your cat...other names for vaginas: monkey, box, pussy...monkey box...pussy pussy...kitty kitty...WTF?

I'm stumped.
Comments by Donnie

comment by Donnie Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
Sybil, actually, we aren't really doing anything like that - it was just accidental.

Nina, *hugs*

Robin, it might end well with the monkey.

Turnbaby, I guess you'll just have to come to Florida.

Cajun, are you a Wicked Witch?

Donnie, it's just something I'm working on. No surprised yet, though.
Comments by Avitable

comment by Avitable Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
and here I thought you were being all cryptic and stuff..poo
Comments by trishk

comment by trishk Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
I will see your Monkey Box and raise you two Chimp Pouches.
Comments by Tracy Lynn

comment by Tracy Lynn Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
Okay, you had me asking the kids if there was some new Wii game called "Monkey Box".

So clearly I'm a doofus.

Have a nice weekend.
J.
Comments by Hoosier Girl

comment by Hoosier Girl Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 5:29 pm
Huh???
Comments by Mrs RW

comment by Mrs RW Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 9:05 pm
Is this like a different sort of fucked-up Avitable take on Schrodinger's cat? Because if you think you can go all quantum physics on me? I'll see you the quantum physics and raise you a little relativity! :)
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter

comment by Coal Miner's Granddaughter Friday, August 1, 2008 @ 10:18 pm
Hmmmm, now I'm starting to think the Monkey Box has something to do with Halloween shenanigans
Comments by Little Miss Sunshine State

comment by Little Miss Sunshine State Saturday, August 2, 2008 @ 8:40 am
TrishK, oh, I am being cryptic!

Tracy, hah!

HG, nope - it was something you'd never guess.

Mrs. RW, exactly!

Heather, you're the one person I wouldn't argue quantum physics with!

LMSS, hmm....
Comments by Avitable

comment by Avitable Monday, August 4, 2008 @ 10:12 am
You can lead a monkey to box, but you can't make him win.

You can lead a monkey to a box, but you can't make him go in.
Comments by whall

comment by whall Tuesday, August 5, 2008 @ 11:00 am
Monkey Box? Color me "Huh?"
Comments by martymankins

comment by martymankins Saturday, August 9, 2008 @ 9:51 am

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