Comments on: Rocking out with her brass balls out http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/04/rocking-out-with-her-brass-balls-out/ Where tact goes to die Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:16:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: martymankins http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/04/rocking-out-with-her-brass-balls-out/#comment-32413 martymankins Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:50:43 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1722#comment-32413 Is "Before He Cheats" that song by Carrie Underwood? I think it is... if so, there's the same chick that gets up twice a night to sing that song at Club 48 (the bar I frequent with karaoke). She sings that song like she's been cheated on. And you expect her when she's done, to walk out the door and go smash out headlights on someone's truck. And here I thought karaoke was something you did when you were drunk and wanted to show how cool "Sweet Child O Mine" could sound. Is “Before He Cheats” that song by Carrie Underwood? I think it is… if so, there’s the same chick that gets up twice a night to sing that song at Club 48 (the bar I frequent with karaoke). She sings that song like she’s been cheated on. And you expect her when she’s done, to walk out the door and go smash out headlights on someone’s truck.

And here I thought karaoke was something you did when you were drunk and wanted to show how cool “Sweet Child O Mine” could sound.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/04/rocking-out-with-her-brass-balls-out/#comment-32113 Avitable Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:13:50 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1722#comment-32113 <b>Robin</b>, being stabbed in the balls? <b>Finn</b>, she kicked ass so she forgave me. <b>Em</b>, it almost did! <b>TMP</b>, exactly! <b>Little LJ</b>, it's very fun, and Britt is the bravest one out of us, too. <b>Mattie</b>, that is the end of the story. We didn't get charged for the item that had pork, and Britt sung very well. <b>Shelli</b>, "Like a Virgin". <b>Sybil</b>, she kicked ass - she's Britt! <b>Yoshi</b>, it would be rated NC-17, with all the nudity and porn. <b>Donnie</b>, I barely escaped. <b>Dawn</b>, oh, we all laughed our asses off. <b>Delmer</b>, I understand about half of what you just said. <b>Sassy</b>, well, people will absolutely love him if you can convince him. This guy really made us all cheer and give a standing ovation. <b>Sarah</b>, one of these days - do karaoke, have sex, it's all on a list here. <b>Evil Genius</b>, yeah, she's pretty awesome. <b>Tracy</b>, when she gets up there like that, mine too! <b>Stephanie</b>, Britt's the only one of our party who sang, and she sang "Like a Virgin". <b>Kris</b>, yeah, that would have been horrible! <b>Karl</b>, we didn't have a camera that did video with us. <b>Faiqa</b>, I'm a big cynic - this is as close as I can get to anything feel good, unless you're talking about my feeling myself and saying "ooh, that feels good." Oh, I don't think "ass" counts, either. That's pretty much a non-curse word, too. At least you didn't abbreviate "fuck" this time! :D <b>Ioma</b>, so, as a result of this disability, your other senses have been honed to a supernatural level and at night you fight crime as Ioma the Avenger?! <b>Kapgar</b>, it was so soft and good, too! Robin, being stabbed in the balls?

Finn, she kicked ass so she forgave me.

Em, it almost did!

TMP, exactly!

Little LJ, it’s very fun, and Britt is the bravest one out of us, too.

Mattie, that is the end of the story. We didn’t get charged for the item that had pork, and Britt sung very well.

Shelli, “Like a Virgin”.

Sybil, she kicked ass – she’s Britt!

Yoshi, it would be rated NC-17, with all the nudity and porn.

Donnie, I barely escaped.

Dawn, oh, we all laughed our asses off.

Delmer, I understand about half of what you just said.

Sassy, well, people will absolutely love him if you can convince him. This guy really made us all cheer and give a standing ovation.

Sarah, one of these days – do karaoke, have sex, it’s all on a list here.

Evil Genius, yeah, she’s pretty awesome.

Tracy, when she gets up there like that, mine too!

Stephanie, Britt’s the only one of our party who sang, and she sang “Like a Virgin”.

Kris, yeah, that would have been horrible!

Karl, we didn’t have a camera that did video with us.

Faiqa, I’m a big cynic – this is as close as I can get to anything feel good, unless you’re talking about my feeling myself and saying “ooh, that feels good.” Oh, I don’t think “ass” counts, either. That’s pretty much a non-curse word, too. At least you didn’t abbreviate “fuck” this time! :D

Ioma, so, as a result of this disability, your other senses have been honed to a supernatural level and at night you fight crime as Ioma the Avenger?!

Kapgar, it was so soft and good, too!

]]> By: kapgar http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/04/rocking-out-with-her-brass-balls-out/#comment-32059 kapgar Wed, 06 Aug 2008 00:39:56 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1722#comment-32059 Mmmmm... filet... Can I drool now? Mmmmm… filet…

Can I drool now?

]]> By: Ioma http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/04/rocking-out-with-her-brass-balls-out/#comment-32056 Ioma Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:17:21 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1722#comment-32056 Why yes, there is something wrong with my eyes. I was born missing most of my right eye, which I wear a prosthesis over. It looks totally normal (except when it falls out in public), but is completely blind. My left cornea was covered in scar tissue when I was born. I had a corneal transplant when I was 5 weeks old, which rejected. So about 3/4 of the iris is all white and clouded over. I also have ligament failure and a floating optic nerve thanks to EDS, so my eye shakes around (which makes everything look like it's bouncing up and down, it's wild!) and my vision goes in and out constantly. So yeah, I'm almost completely blind! Why yes, there is something wrong with my eyes. I was born missing most of my right eye, which I wear a prosthesis over. It looks totally normal (except when it falls out in public), but is completely blind.

My left cornea was covered in scar tissue when I was born. I had a corneal transplant when I was 5 weeks old, which rejected. So about 3/4 of the iris is all white and clouded over.

I also have ligament failure and a floating optic nerve thanks to EDS, so my eye shakes around (which makes everything look like it’s bouncing up and down, it’s wild!) and my vision goes in and out constantly.

So yeah, I’m almost completely blind!

]]> By: Faiqa Khan http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/04/rocking-out-with-her-brass-balls-out/#comment-32050 Faiqa Khan Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:16:09 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1722#comment-32050 Is that the closest you come to a feel good story? So sad. BTW, I can't *believe* you had the nerve to say your contest was easy. Easy if you're a geeky bastard who sits around watching boring ass movies all day. Fuck. (Are you proud of me, I used three curse words in this comment. Now you're going to tell me that bastard doesn't count, aren't you?) Is that the closest you come to a feel good story? So sad. BTW, I can’t *believe* you had the nerve to say your contest was easy. Easy if you’re a geeky bastard who sits around watching boring ass movies all day. Fuck. (Are you proud of me, I used three curse words in this comment. Now you’re going to tell me that bastard doesn’t count, aren’t you?)

]]> By: Karl http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/04/rocking-out-with-her-brass-balls-out/#comment-32026 Karl Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:40:51 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1722#comment-32026 Wow, wish I'd been there. Clearly this guy was some kind of karaoke savant. More importantly, why is there no video of Britt singing? Wow, wish I’d been there. Clearly this guy was some kind of karaoke savant. More importantly, why is there no video of Britt singing?

]]> By: Kris http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/04/rocking-out-with-her-brass-balls-out/#comment-32025 Kris Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:12:22 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1722#comment-32025 Well if Gomer Pyle can sing operatically...*snerk* It would've really sucked had Britt's song also been Born To Be Wild. Bwa hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... Well if Gomer Pyle can sing operatically…*snerk*

It would’ve really sucked had Britt’s song also been Born To Be Wild. Bwa hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…..

]]> By: Stephanie http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/04/rocking-out-with-her-brass-balls-out/#comment-32024 Stephanie Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:57:23 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1722#comment-32024 No video? Dammit, man. Which song did she sing? Do you ever go up and sing? Does Amy or Jared sing? Did you yell at them for putting pork in Amy's dish? Do your nuts hurt? DoyouknowhowmuchfuckingcaffeineisinRedBull? :woohoo: No video? Dammit, man. Which song did she sing? Do you ever go up and sing? Does Amy or Jared sing? Did you yell at them for putting pork in Amy’s dish? Do your nuts hurt? DoyouknowhowmuchfuckingcaffeineisinRedBull?
:woohoo:

]]> By: Tracy Lynn http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/04/rocking-out-with-her-brass-balls-out/#comment-32023 Tracy Lynn Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:40:44 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1722#comment-32023 Britt is kind of my hero right now. Britt is kind of my hero right now.

]]> By: Evil Genius http://www.avitable.com/2008/08/04/rocking-out-with-her-brass-balls-out/#comment-32022 Evil Genius Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:01:59 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1722#comment-32022 God love her, she's got bigger balls than I do. I could never get up there and sing, and I don't care how many drinks I've had!!! :puke: That's me in front of a crowd. God love her, she’s got bigger balls than I do. I could never get up there and sing, and I don’t care how many drinks I’ve had!!!

:puke:

That’s me in front of a crowd.

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