I know I said this months or years ago, but I'm very close to an announcement about the Halloween party, and it will be a big one! I was waiting on a third party and they finally came through, so I can finish up what needs to be done and get all of you excited about coming.
The savvy blogger may be able to find proof of some of my Halloween preparations somewhere on the Internet. It's not on my Flickr, it's not on Twitter, but I've put some hints on a site that I have linked here in the past.
If you can't figure it out, just be patient and you'll see the big reveal very, very soon. I promise!
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Cocktease? Why'd you have to go and give away my Halloween costume?
Comments by Been there Done that
What did you just call me?!
It's too late now for me to go a skulkin', but a skulkin' I will go tomorrow.
Oh yes.
Comments by Sybil Law
What porn site do I have to go to for the hints?
I mean, I don't normally visit those sites (ahem), but if I have to I will.
Comments by B.E. Earl
I've been waiting because I can get EXCELLENT prices on airline tickets right now and one of my parental units has volunteered to pay for them!!!
Need details.
Wait, I remember that you posted the details through some kind of e-vite thingie.
Comments by Lisa
I wish I had the money to travel! From everything you've said thus far, it sounds like a blast.
Comments by Thursday's Child
Me? Excited about coming? Surely your announcement can't be THAT good... can it?
Comments by Dave2
You all better have a good time since Halloween's my birthday! I expect you all to celebrate accordingly and drunk dial me all night!
Comments by Winter
Eh, I *like* being teased.
Comments by Hilly
I found something!!! I found something!!! I found something!!!! And it's really, really cool!
Great work!
Comments by Lisa
But I'm not going, so you are going to be getting me all excited for nothin'?
I s'pose I can just be excited for everyone else who's going, yeah?
Comments by Sarah
Ok. A Halloween party. Sound intriguing. I haven't celebrated Halloween in years for one reason or another, but I could make an exception. Except I already have plans and they have absolutely nothing to do with Halloween. Oh hell...there's always next year!
Comments by heartache heartburn
I have scoured BeasTube and the only thing I can think of... is that you're going to have a Donkey Show.
I'll bring the tequila.
Comments by NYCWD
The "big reveal?" What is this? Your bastardized version of Tyra's America's Top model, only with midget octogenarians that have had vaginal rejuvenation?
Comments by Functionally ReTodded
There's really a site dedicated to bestiality? :(
Comments by Poppy
you're having a party?
Comments by Miss Britt
So yeah... you're going to fly everyone to Florida for your party, too... right?
RIGHT?
C'mon, perty please?
Comments by Jenni
I'm always excited about coming.
Comments by Finn
i'll wait for the big reveal. ain't working for it, ya fuck.
although i will secure the airline tickets by next friday at the latest.
and i seem to remember you said something about baby pictures. you still want em?
Comments by hello haha narf
I'm with Megan and Hello–not working for it but always excited about coming ;-)
Comments by Turnbaby
You make 'cocktease' sound bad. Is it bad to set high expectations when it's worth it?
Unless you're saying that it won't be worth it.
Comments by whall
Am I the only one who sees this as a bullshit way to get comments for posting nothing?
But I'll take that back if prizes are involved.
Comments by metalmom
You are such a tease!
Nasty, nasty tease!!!
Comments by themuttprincess
I wanna know today...
Yes, that was a whine.
Comments by Shelli
I don't wanna hear about it...makes me sad...
Comments by Robin
Promises, promises, promises...you're going to wait to October 30 to announce aren't you!
Comments by trishk
Don't make me think when I'm on vacation. Damn you.
Comments by Dragon
Translation : "I was waiting on a third-party but now I have nobody to blame but myself. I R fail at life."
Comments by Clown
Oooh..I want to come so bad! I hope I can swing it. I can stay at your place, right?
J.
Comments by Hoosier Girl
Cocktease? Since I'm a girl (last time I checked) I have no cock to tease. Therefore, you're a clitoris tease. And? It seems my boobs are turning blue. Ass.
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
You kinda suck, huh?
Comments by Stephanie
BTDT, genius!
Sybil, I'll reveal it soon enough.
BE Earl, suuuure.
Lisa, November 1 is the party date. You can fly into Sanford Airport or Orlando International.
Thursday's Child, start saving now!
Dave2, don't call me Shirley.
Winter, your birthday is Halloween? Cool.
Hilly, that doesn't surprise me.
Lisa, nice job finding it!
Sarah, you can put together a road trip to come.
Heartache, it's too bad.
NYCWD, it's sad that beasttube shut down.
Todd, how did you guess?
Poppy, there are many of them. And it's "animal love".
Britt, bitch.
Jenni, on the Avitaplane!
Finn, such a tease!
Hello, I do - if you have a decent size picture of yourself as a kid, email it to me.
Turnbaby, no surprises there!
Whall, you've figured out my nefarious plan!
Metalmom, shh.
TMP, it's what I do best.
Shelli, that WAS a whine!
Robin, you could start planning now, ya know.
TrishK, wayyyy before that!
Dragon, vacation should be a think-free zone.
Clown, I blame you!
HG, we should just set up camping in our backyard.
Heather, girls don't know the pain of blue balls.
Stephanie, totally.
Comments by Avitable
as long as you're there, i'll be allllllll good. do i really have to wear a costume?
Comments by Crys