Comments on: Upping the ante

By: Avitable

Avitable — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:38:42 +0000

Stephanie, well, clearly! Robin, was it worth it? Kapgar, you were secretly excited, I know. Faiqa, okay on both counts! Give me a call next time you're going to be near Altamonte.

By: Faiqa Khan

Faiqa Khan — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:36:28 +0000

We can totally go to lunch as long as (1) you wear something over the bottom half of your body–underwear does not count and (2) you pay the bill.

By: kapgar

kapgar — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:14:10 +0000

Oh thank god. I was afraid of what it would take to truly up the ante.

By: Robin

Robin — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:52:20 +0000

I sold it for crack.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:12:47 +0000

Fucker.

Did you just call me a retard?

Cause, clearly, YOU’RE retarded.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:12:37 +0000

BPR, it's crazy, isn't it? Blondefabulous, are you volunteering? Amanda, you wouldn't be a proper lady otherwise. BE Earl, it's still a good flick, though. Cris, ooh! I love Dave! Sybil, it would have to be a solo video. Dave2, I've pushed your victorian sensibilities, I knew it! Karl, that joke's older than you! Jay, c'mon, I know you've got a tranny on speed dial. Jason, too risque? Tracy, your sensibilities are entirely too modest. Undomestic Diva, I'm anti-fart. Sarah, you and your Puritanical ways. Willie G, that's my real plan. Thanks for ruining the secret! New Age Bitch, every mansack is different. Lisa, you read through the crap in my archives? God, my early posts sucked total donkey nuts. Martin, ha! Hello, that is a dirty joke! Crystal, I'm actually quite demure. Wait, does that mean "erect"? Mike, I think that's genius! Let's get that going! Britt, or I can just keep it up until I burn out completely and leave the internet forever! Nina, where are the womanparts? Whall, it would be like a meme! NYCWD, there was no anaconda - just nutshot. Metalmom, it's barbaric, I know! RW, it's okay. I know you printed it out. Delmer, that's too risque! Gasp! Robin, where did your sense of humor go? Winter, everybody knows that aliens only do that to drunken rednecks. Sue, go for it! Becky, if I don't pressure myself, nobody will. DB, very nice. TrishK, thank you for complimenting my tiny nutsack. Faiqa, does this mean you don't want to get together for lunch sometime? Grant, holy ballsack, Batman! Black Hockey Jesus, thanks for listening - hopefully you'll tune in live tomorrow night! Crystal, you start. Fantasy Writer Guy, ooh, genius! Marty, so you're saying you like my nuts? Kris, yeah that video is fucking creepy. Mocha, it just shows that you don't read me every day like you should. Want me to autograph a picture and send them to you? Stephanie, don't be so hard on yourself. You're more of a retard. Poppy, har dee har har. :P

By: Poppy

Poppy — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:21:34 +0000

Soooo… this is an entertainment blog?

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:23:41 +0000

I have absolutely nothing original to say.

That is all.

Love,

Dumbass.

By: Mocha

Mocha — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:55:58 +0000

I haven’t been able to comment because I just woke from the coma from seeing your man bits.

Yeah.

I saw them.

But I couldn’t speak. FOR DAYS.

Is this why you asked me to come over here for your contest the other day? TO SHOW ME YOUR SCHWEDDY BALLS?

You sexy beast, you.

I fear looking for your contest now. I fear my laptop will take over my fingers and scroll to your naughty junk again. And again.

By: Kris

Kris — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:05:24 +0000

I don’t know. I still don’t think anything was worse than seeing that guy licking and fucking the snake with his girlfriend/wife/ho right there. I’d gladly look at your hairy nutsack over that shit. :poke: