Ever have one of those days when it seems like your friends suck and everything just makes you cranky?
Yeah.
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You mean that's not supposed to be a normal daily occurrence? Damn, maybe I do need some of those happy pills everyone is talking about.
Comments by Fantastagirl
That's why it's best just to not have friends.
Buck up, Avitable. With some sleep and some alcohol, tomorrow'll be better. :)
Comments by Thursday's Child
That sucks... but, always the voice of reason (or not... remember, I just got attacked by a bobcat) I'm here to say that it could always be worse.
Oh crap. I don't know. I took a Vicodin and am watching The Truman Show.
Comments by andria
yep
Comments by Charlie Daniels (TBU)
First I gotta make some friends..... then they can suck.
Wait, if your friends suck, wouldn't you be happpier? Sucking can be verry nice. What? That wasn't what he meant? Are you sure??
Comments by blondefabulous
i only suck if you ask nicely
Comments by hello haha narf
and honk my boobies
Comments by hello haha narf
will it make you happy to know that it is payday and i will be guying two or three shirts and raffle tickets? coz i will.
Comments by hello haha narf
Awwww, sorry you're having one of those days. Here's a hug:
Hope it helps some.
Comments by BlondeBlogger
buying. not guying your shirts.
Comments by hello haha narf
Nope I never have days like that. But my friends sure do, and my family does, and the neighbor, my dog, the cat, my boss and co-workers, my wife and kids... HEY DAMNIT!!! You don't think it's me, do you???
Comments by Cris
I thought you LIKED that I suck! Hey - I blow, too!!!
you!
Hope you have a better day. I
Comments by Sybil Law
Oh, totally. You've just described my whole week.
I hope today is better for you!
Comments by Ioma
No
Comments by Amanda
Awwww, yes. I know the kinds of days you mean.
This is when those ninja throwing stars come in handy.
Just make sure you have good aim.
Comments by Janna
Ha-rooom
(Means I agree. Or I'm drunk. One or the other)
Comments by B.E. Earl
Cranky? Everyday.
Friends suck? I just shut the laptop. Oh, you mean real life people that you can reach over and grab inappropriately... I just tell them I have my period and they stay the fuck away. Maybe you can try that? Might even get you a gig on Oprah.
Comments by Kelley
4 words friend :
You need More Chocolate
Comments by bluepaintred
sucking is bad now? what?
xo
b.
Comments by just beth
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.
Comments by whall
Doing a podcast with MissBritt would do that to you.
Comments by Freelance Guru
I always suck. But I only swallow on occasion.
Comments by Danalyn
Uhm, have you not read my blog? Yeah I've never been a great one in the friends dept.
Tomorrow should be better though, right?
Comments by Sarah
People do suck. Once you realize that all people are basically selfish assholes, it makes the world a much nicer place to be in. Fewer expectations.
Comments by Jennifer
Well, you've still got ME
!
Sorry you're feeling blue. Hang in there...the weekend is coming.
Hugs from Indiana,
j.
Comments by Hoosier Girl
At the risk of being unoriginal, sometimes friends sucking can be a good, no, a great thing.
But, yeah. That's pretty much why I keep most people at arm's length.
Comments by SciFi Dad
I didn't know friends could suck. I wish I had. Then I wouldn't have gotten that new vacuum!
Comments by metalmom
Wait....friends that SUCK are bad?
I'm confused...
Hallie
http://wonderfuworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
Comments by Hallie
Awwwww, I'm sorry I forgot to drop off your Midol before I left yesterday.
Comments by Miss Britt
Yeah, fuck those dudes, Avitable. They're not your friends. They do suck.
Comments by Black Hockey Jesus
yes... for the love of god yes.
Comments by Christie
Never mind days. I have one of those lives.
Comments by Karen
I had the same sensation last night.
But I blamed it on the steak & cheese sandwhich I spewed all over the parking lot of the diner.
Comments by NYCWD
This post sucks and is making me cranky. Go munch on some D&T popcorn until you feel better.
Comments by Grant
Yeah. I wish I had a boobie picture to help cheer you up. But it's the thought that counts, right?
Comments by Finn
I feel your 'bleh'. I hope it gets better for you!
Comments by Tracy
Murr.
Comments by Poppy
yEEEah. Sorry you're having one.
Post another half-nekid t-shirt shot - that will make you feel better!
Comments by fiwa
As I am sure this is the 100th comment from people who worship you on the internet, asking: “Avi? Is it me? Do you think I suck? Is there something I can do to make you love me again?” I will not do that, because if anything I am original: if you recall I used to be the woman who showed the whole depraved internet her tongue with a decapitated ceramic head of St. Francis right in the center of it, which is original if anything could be, but then I thought maybe you hate me because I told you I wouldn’t talk to you ever again for a week because of your blatant oversights where i am concerned, and then because I commented back to you in my journal and mentioned that indifference is the opposite of love and indifference is when you don’t talk only about me in poems which are well thought out, and I don’t know, did you think I’m serious? Maybe you did? But then, being psychic, I realized you could never, because Jesus Christ look at me I’m fabulous!, plus I’m flying to your house for a party, and I am the kind of girl who would get there one day early on purpose and offer to set up wooden constructs (notice I didn't say erect so as to keep you focused) and climb high ladders (even afraid of heights, such as I am) simply so you wouldn’t have to, and I would cook you and your wife fabulous meals (without meat, I’m sorry, it’s not her, it’s me) and afterward would sit and tell you delightful stories which would probably not be as fun as yours or anything but the POINT IS, GOD!, that I would try.
So surely you don’t mean me.
Surely.
Comments by Crys
I would be a really good friend and trade you for my week. But then you would have my bronchitis AND a broken toe.
And then all your friends would feel bad for you and bring you porn and food and candy.
That part didn't happen at my house. I can't even get sympathy from my husband.
Comments by Little Miss Sunshine State
I know you don't drink dude but...BEER is the only answer!
Comments by Trukindog
Yeah, I do too. I just open a second bottle of wine and everything gets better.
Comments by trishk
I experience that all the time. That is why I blog
Comments by maman
You're probably better off just being a loner.
Comments by Bucky
Tell your friends to shape up, or you're getting new friends!
Comments by Rattling the Kettle
Yeah, just about everyday.
Comments by Robin
No, never. I have no idea what you mean.
Comments by Em
I have noticed this myself. At first I felt a little better after reading this because I was thinking I was the only one. Now though, as I read through the comments here I realize not only am I NOT the only one, but it seems that this is a problem for many people. So now I don't feel special at all. And that makes me even sadder.
Comments by Jay
No. Extended family is another matter though.
Comments by RW
But your editing feature is really pissing me off though.
Comments by RW
Dude, all of the time.
Comments by Hilly
It can be contained to only ONE DAY? Fuck. I need to get some new friends.
Comments by manager mom
I'm sorry, hon. Wish I had a cure. I love you. Does that count?
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Maybe that's why I don't have any friends.
Comments by penny
Orgasms help.
Comments by Stephanie
maybe they're bitter because you didn't write dirty poems about them
Comments by liquid
Amen
Comments by Rachel
If yer feelin' stabby and you know it, clap your hands!
If yer feelin' stabby and you know it, clap your hands!
If yer feelin' stabby and you know it, then your face will surely show it.
If yer feelin' stabby and you know it, stick an ice pick through the first person to piss you off's temple and hide the body.
Or something like that.
Comments by Kris
So...did you have an orgasm, or what?
Comments by Stephanie
I hope you've worked out everything and are feeling better.
Comments by Lisa
Not very often –one of my friends said something stupid Friday that bugged me. But we've turned it into a funny joke now.
And LMAO @ Becky 'guying' your shirts!
Comments by Turnbaby
Yeah. But usually I have days where I think I suck and that my friends don't like me and everything either pisses me off or makes me cranky. That's a more normal day for me.
Comments by Winter