Stephanie, mmm, poopy ice cream.

right now?

:sex011:

but then again, i am kind of horny.

Amanda, well, to be fair, they’re usually just general bathroom stories.

Winter, lots of funny things happen in the throne room.

Dave, I’m sure you are!

LMSS, I ordered delivery. The delivery guys didn’t close down.

Blondefabulous, now you see that it was absolutely nothing, right?

TSM, well, it was quite an adventure.

Mary, good luck!

Fantastagirl, maybe I grilled it wrong?

Hello, that one is your favorite? Out of all the awesome ones?

BE Earl, I would actually come to the armpit of the US aka NYC to try a slice of pizza.

BPR, that happened to me last night, too.

Andria, I would never take a picture of my shit. That’s horrible!

Sybil, suuure. Laugh at my pain.

Sarah, especially if it was pizza.

Penny, nope – I love stuffed crust pizza.

Dan, have you learned nothing?

Janna, yeah, but it was only Tuesday.

Lisa, I was crazy from hunger.

NYCWD, I’m a trendsetter, what can I say?

RW, yeah, she’s not that bad.

Britt, you might have to at this point.

SciFi Dad, yeah, that might have been it, too. Not that I’ll ever try again.

Gwen, who doesn’t?

Delmer, my life’s one big adventure.

Robin, I must have slept through that class.

Grant, I’m getting gurgly just thinking about it.

Becky, but not poop your pants funny, so that’s good.

Sam, Vile is my middle name!

John, explosive diarrhea is usually hilarious.

Poppy, I think I’ve told a brief version of this story before, yeah.

Diva, my posts may cause expectoration.

Bucky, and they love you!

Maria, that’s what I’m good for!

Turnbaby, I’m not safe for work – you should know that!

Heather, nah – grill them and let me know how it goes.

Spin, as long as your ass didn’t.

Finn, yeah, it’s fucking ridiculous, and I’m without Britt for three days as a result.

Dragon, oh, there was no wind breaking there. Just the ceramic.

Just Beth, we can commiserate.

Bossy, I’d be the guy who would kill one of the judges with his food by accident.

Maggie, amazing is one word for it. Stupid might be the other!

Angie, I know!

TrishK, I have really good night vision. And toilet radar.

Marty, I’m willing to embarrass myself for all of you.

Metalmom, I know – I should have just thrown it in the crapper.

Evil Genius, I decided to fast.

Sheila, sit ups are evil!

Fiwa, canned oysters? Okay, that’s much, much worse.

Michelle, I have that effect on people.

FWG, give it a try – let me know how it tastes.

Faiqa, that sucks – we’ll have to get together some other time, then.

Jay, best and only!

Shelli, no, that’s what the housekeeper is for!

Crystal, I know. I hate this shit.

Mocha, I’ll write up some private memoirs to email you.

Stephanie, good luck!

Annette, I’m used to the heavily processed stuff.

Some Girl, yeah, you’ve been missing for a loooong time!

:puke:

I have to poop.

Okay then. Bye. :shit:

This was not, however, an invitation to tell me more of them. Just to say that when you do they’re kinda funny.